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Matt

The original & best since 1980.

About Me

I AM BETTER THAN YOU! I live with my mates. I eat far to much cheese which makes the lines between dreams & reality kinda hazy. My cat is mad. I cant sleep at night but spend the days being shattered. I find links between my life & that of fictional characters cos it makes the days go by. My inner monologue is more interesting than reality. I'd love to believe that anything significant happens when there's thunder & lightning. I always ask questions to which i already know the answers. Blue cheese is fuckin fantastic!

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My Interests

I like movies, music, cats, playing football, books (as i have a brain), video games (ffoty manager is a beast), watching football, oblivion, curry, drinking tea , sitting on my arse & doing nothing, being an arrogant little shit, having an answer to everything, storms, blue cheese, cooking and the people i already know.

I'd like to meet:

- - NOT YOUR FUCKING BAND! - -... .....

Music:



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Movies:

City of God, 12 Monkeys, American History X, Alien(s), Shaun of the Dead, Die Hard trilogy, Trading Places, 28 Days Later, Monty Python films, Time Bandits, Usual Suspects, Fargo, Mallrats, The Man Who Would Be King, Flash Gordon, Lost in Translation, Grosse Pointe Blank, Star Wars movies (especially Empire Strikes Back and Revenge of the Sith), Indiana Jones trilogy, Dog Soldiers, Millers Crossing, Bill and Ted films, Arnie films, The Burbs, Last Samuari, 24 Hour Party People, Dark City, Memento, LA Confidential, Batman (not the val or george ones), Bladerunner, The Machinist, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Big Lebowski, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), George Romero's zombie films, Zombie Flesh Eaters, Evil Dead trilogy, Back to the Future trilogy, Gremlins, Kelly's Heroes, Bubba Ho-Tep, Office Space, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, the Proposition, Lethal Weapon films, Groundhog Day, Spies Like Us, Seven Samurai, Night Watch (Nochnoy Dozor), 21 Grams, Serenity, Garden State, Anchorman, Old School, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Brotherhood/Taegukgi, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, Miami Vice, Vertigo, Rocky (I, II, III & Balboa), Brick, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Prestige, 300, Black Book.

Television:

Beavis and Butthead, Spaced, Father Ted, Blackadder, Teachers, The Fast Show, Family Guy, Red Dwarf, Top Gear, The Simpsons, Match of the Day, 408, Columbo, Monk, Big Train, Quantum Leap, Futurama, Black Books, Peep Show, 2D TV, Southpark, Scrubs, Clone Wars, My Name Is Earl, Partridge... ....

Books:

Books about football or old footballers (Di Canio & Jan Molby's were boss)....

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Heroes:

Jan Molby.Mike Patton.Rocky Balboa.James Richardson (he of football Italia).Peter Crouch... ....

My Blog

popadom anyone?

Isn't life wierd! Over the past 24 hours I've been on a bit of a bender & its been boss. My head hurts like a mother fucker tho. I've also seen 2 people from my past I haven't seen for years...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:10:00 PST

this was the bad times, i didnt feel safe until i got home

I'm unemployed! Second redundancy in my 20's! So I wont be on line much. & I'm gettin a new phone number (no job=no money=cant afford contract) that I'll text to the good people ASAP....
Posted by Matt on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:10:00 PST

Rule #1. Never change the deal

Ye gads work is dull! Name 6 things in your bag (or if you're male...wallet/ pocket):1. drivers licence2. bank card3. credit card4. old paying in slips from the bank5. 6. Name 5 things you do when you...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:11:00 PST

'cos I'm bored....

Body: SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 70 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 189 movies on this list. Put your score in header and repost:(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show(x) Gre...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST

zombies... where the fuck are all the zombies?

100. First off, whats ur name?Matt99. Why were you named that?Cos my auntie stole the name simon 98. Who is your best mate?Dave, Dolan, Corf & Pete.97. Do you have any siblings?Yup96. Ar...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:06:00 PST

no time for love dr jones...

...or loads of pointless questions i got of ken 200. My middle name is: Bob199. I was born on: a day198. I am a: living legend197. My cell phone company is: O2196. My eye colour is: 1 & a half gr...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:32:00 PST

game over man, game over!

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Posted by Matt on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST

today Matt can't be arsed.

YESTERDAY did you ...1. Talk to someone you like: yup. 2. Buy something: yeah, a sarnie for my lunch, 40 cigs & my weeks food shopping3. Get sick: no4. Sing: in my car n the way home from work 5. ...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:52:00 PST

work sucks & questionaires are a good way to skive!

1.HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A MEMBER OF MYSPACE?dunno, a few years i guess. 2.WOULD YOU EVER TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOU HAVE SEX?i think she probably knows. 3.DOES YOUR MOM SMOKE?No. 4.WHO'S PROFILE DO YOU L...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:27:00 PST

funny test thingy what i robbed off eric.

http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but ...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:11:00 PST