The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants

About Me

I am a lot of things. I am a painter. A student, a daughter, a sister, a girlfriend, a model, an actress, a friend, a delight. A music lover. A naturalist, a waitress, a temp, a do-gooder (generally). No regrets. Learn something every time. Retain. Reuse.

My Interests

Scrabble. Art. Eurotrash. Dali. DrEdz. N00dz. Music. Berlin. Flowers. Coffee, black type. Cigarettes (Camel, Kamel, Clove, anything with that hard KUH sound). Modeling. Guitars. Old pickup trucks. Grassy fields/knolls. Forests. Asspants. Oddities. Jumping off cliffs into water. Jumping off bridges into water. Things of the sort. Muffinism.

I'd like to meet:

People with similar interests who enjoy hanging out, being creative, and raunchy metaphors. Do not send me a friend request without messaging me. Because you can't. And please, no more messages that let me know I'm EfFin HaWt. Thanks, I appreciate it. I don't need constant validation, and especially that kind that hurts my eyes.

Drop your comments/concerns here
Tell me off:
Be brutal. It turns me on.

Music:

sigur ros. beck. Radiohead. the grateful dead. the shins. Gorillaz. Simon and Garfunkel. Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young; Jefferson Airplane; Bob Marley; Arlo Guthrie; Santana; Pink Floyd, The Doors, Sigur ros, TORI AMOS. The Mars Volta, The Shins, HIM, Lamb of God, Regina Specter Daft Punk, Crystal Method, Sigur Ros, Godspeed you! black emporer, A Silver Mt. Zion, Portishead, Keller Williams, Tchaicovsky, Danny Elfman, sigur ros, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ani DiFranco, Spice Girls(

Movies:

. Girl, Interrupted; The Life of David Gale; American Beauty; Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken; A Clockwork Orange; Pirates of the Carribean; Peter Pan. Trainspotting. Blow. Practical Magic (ha. laugh at me) Fight Club. The Princess Bride

Television:

Tell a what?

Books:

White Oleander; The Giver; 1984; Wasted; anything Francesca Lia Block and Tom Robbins(www.amazing.com/trobbins)... I'm a lit whore.
Your IQ Is 1723498275089
Your Logical Intelligence is better than yours

Your Verbal Intelligence is Better than your mom's

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Better than it should

Your General Knowledge is Fucking amazing. A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Blog

[school]

Getting up on a crisp fall day and not going to school bugs the ever living hell out of me. Maybe I could just take a few classes? Even if I have my degree? From DMACC? Have to...
Posted by The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:47:00 PST

skeezy hotels and naked women

what a fun 12 hours!cue arrival in DAVENPORT, iowa, at approximately 3:00 a.m. Cue entrance into skeezy hotel. Cue three hours of sleep, shower with hot girl.flash.cue waking up at 7:30, bad makeup....
Posted by The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants on Sun, 25 May 2008 01:45:00 PST

Survey bs.

1) Who is your number 1?Patrick.2) Have you ever met their dad?I lived with his dad.3) Have you ever been to their house?si.4) How long ago was it when you first met your number one?six years?5) Is th...
Posted by The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:25:00 PST

Bowel movements

Quote of the day:"Whenever I hear the term, 'bowel movement,' I think of the French Revolution."-Patrick, 4/14Summer is almost here! Summer is almost here! I so excited! I jumping up and down! It ...
Posted by The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST

hurrah

This place rocks.Went to this cute little raw foods restaurant yesterday in Minneapolis. It was yummytums. Stacey and I are making a memory game. Remember, with the cards, and you flip them over an...
Posted by The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:54:00 PST

new poem yay

1. TodayThe sky was painted dark With the irises of elephantsAnd the world exhaled a breath of damp, musky airfrom its closet full of skeletons and tusks.The wretched smell of rotting flesh was sent s...
Posted by The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:36:00 PST

Invisibility superpower

Am I invisible? I Mean, I can see myself in the mirror most of the time. Maybe I'm mute and I don't know it. Perhaps I just have a really, really annoying voice. Somebody pleas...
Posted by The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:37:00 PST

Today

Today is absolutely amazing.I woke up and the warm sunshine was pouring in my window and I went and basked in it. And I put money in my bank account. And I can't stop smiling.
Posted by The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:11:00 PST

Today

bleck

Sometimes I really wanna just say fuck all the school shit, get a full time job, and start doing life.It'd be easier, and cheaper, and seems like a good option right now.I'm just getting settled in, a...
Posted by The chainsmoke cancer's flashdance asspants on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:58:00 PST