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Heidi

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About Me


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Tweaker - tweak (twk) tr.v. tweaked, tweaking, tweaks 1. To pinch, pluck, or twist sharply. 2. To adjust; fine-tune. 3. To make fun of; tease. n. 1. A sharp, twisting pinch. 2. A teasing remark or action; a joke. (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Tweaker)Tweaker Also: tweeker.1. Person who constantly stays up cleaning, washing, organizing, powertooling, sorting or otherwise keeping themself busy doing menial tasks. 2. Someone who constantly makes slight alterations on (usually a very specific) object, i.e. computer, software, automobile, etc. 3. A compulsive liar, thief, or both. 4. A methamphetamine ("tweak"), or other form of speed, addict (who displays all of the above in an obsessive-compulsive manner)."Tommy what are you doin' man?" "I've been real busy sorting bolts!" "For three days?" "It's important though..."What's the difference between a crackhead and a tweaker? The crackhead will steal your shit and bounce--the tweaker will steal your shit and then help you look for it.(urbandictionary.com definition tweaker)
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a bit geeky and have great
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My Interests

Reading, writing, and food. I am very interested in food.

I'd like to meet:

Orson Scott Card, Jim Butcher, Janet Evanovich, Bonnie Prince Charles, and maybe God, if I can find the time.

Music:

I like music well enough, I suppose.

Movies:

Heavenly Creatures, Sabrina, 10 Things I Hate About You, and oh god, did My First Mister make me cry. OHOH!!! Watch Night Watch!!! YES! AWESOME movie!!

Television:

Current obsession is Scrubs, but also Dead Like Me and Six Feet Under

Books:

Moliere, Maus I and II, The Anita Blake series, The Dresden Files, Speaker for the Dead, really anything...

Heroes:

My dad, Lance Armstrong, and my daughter. And Mike. One cannot forget the wonderful attributes of Mike the Great.

My Blog

Oh, it must be Heidi's blog.

Oh yeah, so today I woke up and I felt FINE.  Except my eye was bugging me a little, but hey - almost time to switch my contacts, right?  Now, wait, I still have two weeks to go before I nee...
Posted by Heidi on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:52:00 PST

Silent Hill Spoilers. I really need to shave my legs

But the last time I did I totally removed half my shin on my right leg, and some of my shin on my left.  This is because I am dangerous with sharp objects.  I may start waxing.  Speaki...
Posted by Heidi on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:11:00 PST

Ahhh, the drama

Whatever.  Not even worth talking about. 
Posted by Heidi on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

Life

The Wicked Wichie is an adorable running MACHINE.  You can tell because he always has such a serious look on his face when he's in his running get up.  Um, uniform.  Which, as a general...
Posted by Heidi on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

Reporting From The Wilds of East Ohio

This is Heidi Malaise, reporting live from the wilderness of East Ohio.  Yes, ladies and gents, let me repeat that for you - I now live in Ohio.  Any time at all, you may stop laughing at me...
Posted by Heidi on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

I PASSED!!!!

I got a 93 on my essay test!!!!  And I had only slept a handful of hours before hand!  And everyone says it was a really really good grade!  I think I'm going to tack it up on my wall....
Posted by Heidi on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:02:00 PST

Erm.

I haven't got anything to say, really, except DAMMIT I MISS YOU KRYSTAL! Other than that, nothing at all. Nope.
Posted by Heidi on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:18:00 PST

My Happy Day

Man.  I typed the whole thing.  And I lost my blog somewhere.  So, to REtype it... CALEB and KRYSTAL are BOTH in the same city as me!!!!  I can't believe it!  Sure, I'm tired ...
Posted by Heidi on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 12:30:00 PST

Better Now

Better now.  Much better.  Have traded children for Chia pets.  The world is slowly returning to normal.  ...
Posted by Heidi on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:15:00 PST

Okay, that's IT.

I've had it.  It's all over now.  I am giving up my dream of being a housewife with three kids and trading it in to be an actress in Hollywood.  I am finished with the dishes, the laund...
Posted by Heidi on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:35:00 PST