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Robert

BI-POLAR WOMEN ONLY NEED TO APPLY.

About Me

Probably the same crap anyone else in Reno/Sparks, Nevada..I have a sarcastic side to me that only comes out at the proper times..NOT! I like the simple life also. Keep the drama to a minimum in my life. Oh wait, thats a different life....There is more to life than just sex. As soon as I get over the sex part I will find out what more to life is.

All politicians suck. All Liberals suck, All right wings suck.
If you ever heard your parents say "The world is going to hell in a hand basket", well crap! They are right. And if you ever heard them say,"I hope they grow up to be just like you," then you are double screwed.
I like camping and hiking. Playing the tuba while muff diving. Oh you really are reading this. Okay I have a Larry Flint type humor. So there. Boring is okay if you know how to work around it.:-) But I do like to get out and do something anything on my weekends. Oh and did I mention my weekends are 7 days long?

My Interests


Whatever I decide on at the moment. Just look at Goofy dance though...

FEEL ME YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robert
Birthday: 3 June 61
Birthplace: San Diego, California
Current Location: Reno, Nevada
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish, Irish, French, German, Russian, Canadian, Assholian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: Women
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything but Anchovies!YECK!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Ski - ALOT!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: CRAP!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What a waste of a perfectly good woody
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Anytime your naked!
Your Most Missed Memory: HUH!
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Boston Market
Single or Group Dates: One on one and orgies when needed:-)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mixed
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE BLACK
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: SHIT FUCK and SHIT AGAIN
Do you Sing: SHIT FUCK AND SHIT AGAIN NO!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I love you no shit. Buy me air condition Honda
Do you want to go to College: Only to pick up on the dorm sluts
Do you want to get Married: Only if she is a whore in bed and a chef in the kitchen
Do you belive in yourself: Yes I can fly....oh look at the pretty birdie
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. Ex navy
Do you think you are Attractive: Why not. But tell me how do you feel?
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, of coarse I do they are both passed away.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not while at work
Do you play an Instrument: blowing bubbles while diving :-)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes. But I did not inhale
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Shit. Yes I have and I went back aweek later to flip the birdie at KREN
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Crap. I did...well I did get 2 guys at work to eat one a piece out of the bag. :-)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes...Brrrrrrrrr.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: I have a brother...Of course.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes at a very young age of 5
How do you want to Die: Take the little package of powder put it in a sink. Add water and the T-shirt. Wait 15 minutes for it to soak in. In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: NOT BLOOD SHOT!
Favourite Hair Color: ANY
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: 5'0"-5'9"
Weight: Not anorexic (Do not want to break her bones) and not obese(Don't want to break my bones) :-)
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3 in my youth
Number of CDs I own: SHIT! NONE... I need to go buy some
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I am learning - FUCK THE PAST REGRET THING. Just as long as I do not repeat any of the fucked up parts.

LICK YOUR OWN! - or - GET LAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Any Stripper in the Reno area that will take a quarter in her G-String.. What can I say...I am a sucker for all female strippers and lap dancers.
If your into gambling here in Reno keep on going your own way. I gave it up like a bad habit...Now for the other 50 million bad habits.LOL

ANY WOMAN AND HER SISTER TOO, THAT FALLS FOR A ONE LINE PICK UP.
Women with plastic bedliners are AOKAY IN MY BOOK.:-)

What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're a very well adjusted and happy person.

Overall, you are very content in your life.

You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. What Do Your Dreams Mean?
I love you no shit, Buy me Air Conditioned Honda!

Did I mention I had a Larry Flint type of humor.:-)

Music:

Anything but Krap. NO BUUBBLE GUM MUSIC!Okay I like Rock, country, clasical, comedy etc.

Movies:

Anything but chick flix.....NO MORE CHICK FLIX....Take your damn girlfriends to those things! I like Comedies, Action, Sci-Fi, James Bond, Hitchcock, Some Horror flicks but not the sick ones like Texas Chain Saw. Those are just to creepy.

Television:

I have not watched anything religiously for a long while. It use to be CSI, News, Red Dwarf, The new Batle Star Galatica on the Sci-Fi channel. Crap! YES I WILL ADMIT I WATCH MONTEL WILLIAMS SOMETIMES. Guess I would rather play bed games or board games. :-)

Books:

Hmmmmm. Seems to be Tech. Manuals lately.LOL
Stability results were:
moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were:
moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were:
high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Heroes:

Batman, Robin, Superman, Oh non fictional.....hmmmmm. Does Dr. Demento count?

My Blog

Kaploooie

On my way to work on the night shift Tuesday at about 1730 (530pm for you other people) I decided to stop into the gas station on La Posada and fill up the tank in my motorcycle.  As I was making...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST

Weekends

FridayStarted out Friday morning for Tahoe to get a room for Saturdya for the Showing of Taming of the Shrew at Sands Harbor.  Started out at the Hyatt. $450 a night for one room one night.....
Posted by Robert on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:43:00 PST

The real constitution

New Preamble to the Constitution "We the sensible people of the United States , in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST

The smile

New Year 3Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST

New Years 2007

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Posted by Robert on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!I've...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:46:00 PST

Sayings to be used in an emergency ONLY!

EAT SHIT BARK AT THE MOON FUCK OFF AND DIE MOTHER FUCKER!
Posted by Robert on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST

Nmaes

I just relized how many on my friends list have the same name...Hmmmm. I wonder if it means some deep down Freudian thing or if it is just a simple coinscidence
Posted by Robert on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST

Todd's Coma - Part 2

Posted By:Todd GlassGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST

White and Nerdy

Posted By:Weird Al YankovicGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST