Moshing, Thrashing, Creeping about wearing hoods, smashing wimps, drinking tea
UK based Ghouls, thrashers, moshers, lunatics, maniacs, crazies, gravediggers, freaks, sinister lurkers and anyone who enjoys listening to Ghoul whilst doing any of the above accompanied by a nice cup of tea.
Who I wouldn't like to meet:
Anyone who isn't the above. Don't bother adding us if you're not a fan of Ghoul or Ghoulish behaviour as we shall decline to be your 'friend'. We Ghouls despise the concept of friendship. You wouldn't want to be friends with us anyway, we all stink.
Want to join the Asylum? Drop us a line and we'll add you to the growing legions of UK Numbskulls. Adding us on Myspace does NOT imply acceptance. To get into the UK Asylum you must be (a) based in the UK (b) prepared to die for Ghoul(we may test you on this one, so be careful) and (c) a lunatic. Apart from the sense of misplaced pride you'll take with you once accepted we'll also give you a lovely pin badge and if we have any left you might even get a backpatch, cap or shirt. Huzzah!
GHOUL, Anthrax, Megadeth, Testament, Bolt Thrower, Slayer, Exodus, Destruction, Sodom, Acid Reign, Nuclear Assault, Lawnmower Deth, Tankard, Death Angel, S.O.D, Carcass, F.K.U, Engorged, Cranium, Kreator, Frightmare, Lord Gore, Impaled, Send More Paramedics, Old Metallica, Butcher ABC, Obituary, Avulsed, Blood Freak, Aborted, Gruesome Stuff Relish, Chainsaw, Crypticus, Haemorrhage, Blood Duster, Zombie Ritual, Quest of Aidence, Gore, Impetigo, Repulsion, Fondlecorpse, Ultra Vomit, Jungle Rot, Splatterhouse, Malignancy, Master, stuff with an old school vibe, Carcass again, the british national anthem played over the screams of dying poseur fools.
We Ghouls are too inept to own these magic boxes you call television, but we do sometimes peer through windows late at night to watch the wonderful flickering lights in the living rooms of the unsuspecting.
Digestor, Dissector, Cremator, Fermentor, Jack The Ripper, Harold Shipman, Megatron, Notman.