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Ghoulunatics UK

Tally Ho! Brit Numbskulls!

About Me

Great Britain. This once majestic and beautiful island, which produced such giants of the arts as William Shakespeare, Geoffrey Chaucer and Acid Reign, who once boasted an empire upon which the sun never set, now sits low in the water like a drowned dog, its once proud culture replaced by tabloids and trashy tv, its once resplendant countryside bulldozed and flattened to be replaced by urban eyesores such as Milton Keynes or Birmingham, it's once great heroes replaced by Wayne Rooney and Jordan, its once great leaders replaced by greasy US lapdogs. A country who invented cricket but now is rubbish at it. A land in decay.... and as Britain rots in its underbelly something is stirring, something hungry and terrible that creeps from ancient crypts to prowl graveyards and stalk lonely alleyways at night, on the search for human flesh.... with rusted axes and wicked hooks they butcher the bodies of the slain, exhuming freshly buried cadavers outside quiet country churches or helping themselves to the remains of expired drug addicts in city backstreets, and moshing as they go about their gruesome work... these hooded hunters have a name. The GHOULUNATICS are here!
Our amazing artwork is by Steph Dumais. You can view his stupendously gruesome webcomic Zombie Commandos From Hell at http://www.zombiecommandos.com/ - whilst you're there why not cross his palm with silver and buy his comics, because they rule.
You can also buy stuff from GHOUL and support murder and cannibalism in Eastern Europe! You can keep them making records too!

My Interests

Moshing, Thrashing, Creeping about wearing hoods, smashing wimps, drinking tea

I'd like to meet:

UK based Ghouls, thrashers, moshers, lunatics, maniacs, crazies, gravediggers, freaks, sinister lurkers and anyone who enjoys listening to Ghoul whilst doing any of the above accompanied by a nice cup of tea.

Who I wouldn't like to meet: Anyone who isn't the above. Don't bother adding us if you're not a fan of Ghoul or Ghoulish behaviour as we shall decline to be your 'friend'. We Ghouls despise the concept of friendship. You wouldn't want to be friends with us anyway, we all stink.

Want to join the Asylum? Drop us a line and we'll add you to the growing legions of UK Numbskulls. Adding us on Myspace does NOT imply acceptance. To get into the UK Asylum you must be (a) based in the UK (b) prepared to die for Ghoul(we may test you on this one, so be careful) and (c) a lunatic. Apart from the sense of misplaced pride you'll take with you once accepted we'll also give you a lovely pin badge and if we have any left you might even get a backpatch, cap or shirt. Huzzah!

Music:

GHOUL, Anthrax, Megadeth, Testament, Bolt Thrower, Slayer, Exodus, Destruction, Sodom, Acid Reign, Nuclear Assault, Lawnmower Deth, Tankard, Death Angel, S.O.D, Carcass, F.K.U, Engorged, Cranium, Kreator, Frightmare, Lord Gore, Impaled, Send More Paramedics, Old Metallica, Butcher ABC, Obituary, Avulsed, Blood Freak, Aborted, Gruesome Stuff Relish, Chainsaw, Crypticus, Haemorrhage, Blood Duster, Zombie Ritual, Quest of Aidence, Gore, Impetigo, Repulsion, Fondlecorpse, Ultra Vomit, Jungle Rot, Splatterhouse, Malignancy, Master, stuff with an old school vibe, Carcass again, the british national anthem played over the screams of dying poseur fools.

Television:

We Ghouls are too inept to own these magic boxes you call television, but we do sometimes peer through windows late at night to watch the wonderful flickering lights in the living rooms of the unsuspecting.

Heroes:

Digestor, Dissector, Cremator, Fermentor, Jack The Ripper, Harold Shipman, Megatron, Notman.

My Blog

Ghoulunatics UK Shirts unleashed!

At last! Literally years in the making, the official Ghoulunatics UK shirts are finally ready. Emblazoned with a terrifying image in starkest black on an inappropraite pure white background, these shi...
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Fri, 09 May 2008 02:32:00 PST

A Trip to The New World

Yes, its true. The fearsome and stiff-upper-lipped Ghouls of Merrie England have emerged once more from their dank crypts where they have been avoiding the winter weather and dodging the fuzz and the ...
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:59:00 PST

Tea

I'm having a cup of tea right now. Mmmm. Hail Ghoul!   Luke
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:29:00 PST

Our website is totally fucked

What ho Ghoulunatics, It is with heavy heart that I must write that our cherished and only slightly amusing website at Ghoulunaticsuk.com is now offline forever. Due to unprecedented suckiness from th...
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 03:54:00 PST

Washed Out

Now if there's one thing we UK Ghoulunatics can't stand.... well, there's plenty of things we can't stand, such as reality TV, the new Megadeth album, weak beer, the French... the list goes on. But so...
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:24:00 PST

'Ghoul' spotted in banned violent videogame?

The UK being the liberal, free-thinking society it is with no history of brutal censorship whatsoever it has come as no surprise that they have decided to ban the sale of Manhunt 2 within these hallow...
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:01:00 PST

Dark Days for The UK Ghouls

Perhaps a slightly dramatic title, but things have got a bit ballsed up for Ghoulunatics UK of late. First of all you may have noticed that our website is down. This is because the company that hosts ...
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:12:00 PST

All Quiet on the Ghoulunacy Front

Purveyors of carnage here in the United Kingdom will doubtless have noticed that Ghoulunatics UK have done sweet FA for several months. In fact, there is a rumour that the cancer of Ghoul may have van...
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:34:00 PST

Ghoulunatics UK December update

As the festive season draws in, the gentle souls of England go about their mindless consumer frenzy undisturbed - or so it seems. Whilst out spending as much money as possible on meaningless crap one ...
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

Ghoulunacy at MASTERS OF DEATH!

The Ghoulunatics were out in force last night to see the greatest lineup of the year in the form of ENTOMBED, DISMEMBER, GRAVE and UNLEASHED. Four titans of metal on a single stage! Heads were banged ...
Posted by Ghoulunatics UK on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:48:00 PST