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scott

agent454

About Me

There will come a time when you think I’m making fun of you because I say something to you and then laugh, and since you don't get the joke it seems like maybe it's on you. But I'm not making fun of you. It's just that sometimes I'm not funny and don't make any sense.

Yup, life is a pretty sweet fruit.

My Interests

i mostly like to hang out in front of the big K with my crew, sip a little nature's nectar, compare prison tats and talk about the weather.

I'd like to meet:

words fail me

Music:

to my ears

Movies:

my film festival starts with 12 monkeys, ends with the seven samurai, and lasts for 8 weeks. there's a contest to see who can stay the longest. first prize: all the box sets you can eat. second prize: death!

Television:

i can only get it in disc form

Books:

i eat out by myself a lot. i like to. sometimes i'll have a book with me. when i have a book with me, and i need to get up and get more ice or coffee or go to the bathroom, i close the book and turn it face down.

now, i understand we are not in a restaurant. i am somewhere, anywhere; perhaps i am in a restaurant, or in bed, or at work. you are at your computer, trying to find out what i read. i am not going to tell you.

Heroes:

if just for one day

scott’s Details

Status: coconuts
Orientation: arrow
Hometown: apple
Body Type: humanoid
Ethnicity: mild
Bats: left
Throws: left
Children: are the future
Occupation: across the nation

scott’s Companies

Interweb: Pig and Cow Design
Garberation: Agent Apparel
Bleeps: eSession
Arching: ARCH
Ruckusing: Texas Jail Project
Styling: Sufi Style

My Blog

EXTRA -- My 45 seconds of fame

Ok, so it's not quite "cinema", but I made it and they showed it in a real movie theatre in front of a couple hundred people and there was cheering and clapping, so that makes me feel pretty damn good...
Posted by scott on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST

Interlude-- Selected answers to questions posed to Chicago cabbie

----Not Russia, Ukraine.----No, never.----Not since 1980, twenty-sewen years.----Did not emigrate. Defect.----Yez, defected.----Vas Red Army. Vas on boxing tim.----Yes, one day Yugoslavia, just walk...
Posted by scott on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:25:00 PST

The Continued Adventures of A & B .12


Posted by scott on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

Interlude-- Choir of Tired Angels

When they ask if I'd like to go to the soap desk on the second floor, I always say yes. I'm usually ready for a break and besides, I'm not there to say no. If I'm going to say "thanks but no thanks"...
Posted by scott on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

The Continued Adventures of A & B .11


Posted by scott on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

The Continued Adventures of A & B .10

special thanks to ramh-c
Posted by scott on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:00 PST

The Continued Adventures of A & B .9

special thanks to rc...
Posted by scott on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST

The Continued Adventures of A & B .8

 
Posted by scott on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:09:00 PST

The Continued Adventures of A & B .7


Posted by scott on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

The Continued Adventures of A & B .6


Posted by scott on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST