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Trish-kebab

she makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities

About Me


I don't want to date anybody. So stop fucking asking. If the phrase, "Yo, what's good?" is in your vocabulary, turn around.
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LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL-PRESERVED BODY; BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING "HOLY SHIT! WHAT A RIDE!!" And that's pretty much how I choose to live my life. I procrastinate, curse like a truck-driver, clean up real nice when necessary, and work hard at doing things that I'll always remember...but will be too drunk to anyway. I try to keep my life as full as possible with work, bartending, writing, swing dancing, softball, working out, going out, and fitting sleep in wherever I can. I get bored very easily and am terrified of stagnancy and mediocrity so I keep moving as much as I can. It makes that one day of relaxation so worth it... :) Men may have discovered fire, but it's women who figured out how to play with it.

My Interests

I'm a huge music fan. I love anything that has a great bass line and a good vocalist. I live for reading and writing - it really calms me down. But so does Xanax and i love that too. :) I'm really social and look forward to meeting random characters and having a good laugh. People who can make me laugh are really high up on my list, it's a very important part of life. And I can't cook. If it doesn't come out of a box or can't be microwaved, then I don't eat it. So I go out to dinner as often as possible and enjoy a fantastic meal and a bottle of wine. A "foodie" who can't cook. In a nutshell.

Your Stripper Song Is
I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself"

A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper! What Song Should You Strip To? ..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with half a brain that doesn't live for their 9-5 job, can let loose, can sit in silence comfortably, that notices strange things, that doesn't make fun of my cooking, that makes me laugh. Someone who won't argue with me when I ask to hop on the back of your bike and take off for a few days without telling a soul. I do NOT wish to meet anyone obsessed with money, people who take life too seriously, or those who think I curse too much.I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. - Kurt Vonnegut, RIP ♥

Music:

Hmmm.... I like guitar-driven rock music with a passionate scream thrown in every once in a while, some soul, some skinny boy-rock, moody chick stuff, all 80's shit, and much more. My fave bands include, but are not limited to, Queens of the Stone Age, Weezer, HIM, 30 Seconds to Mars, Stevie Wonder, Depeche Mode, Gym Class Heroes, Tori Amos, Esthero, Ataris, Lacuna Coil, Flyleaf, Paramore, Alice in Chains, Al Green, Breaking Benjamin, Postal Service, Hooverphonic, Muse, Hawthorne Heights, and the list goes on...
Your Aura is Orange
You're a bit of a loner, but you're never lonely. You know how to entertain yourself.
Whether you're trying an extreme sport or a new weird food, you always live on the edge.

The purpose of your life: testing limits - both physical and mental... and then telling people about it.

Famous oranges include: Timothy Leary, David Blaine, Tony Hawk, Carey Hart

Careers for you to try: Snowboarder, Circus Performer, Undercover Agent What Color Is Your Aura?

Movies:

American History X, Lost in Translation, Boondock Saints, Saved!, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Lady and the Tramp, The Jacket, 16 Candles, Anchorman

Television:



Ghost Hunters, NYCTV (Cool in Your Code rocks!) Travel Channel, Miami Ink, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, The Hills, Weeds, Entourage, "Growing Up..." on Animal Planet (all da little babies!!) Shit like Wife Swap, Celebrity Fit Club, Fear Factor should all be blown the fuck up.

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, who's the funniest motherfucker I've ever read in my life; Widow for One Year by John Irving; and In the Time of Butterflies by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. I'm currently making my way through every book written by Paulo Coelho (dude who wrote The Alchemist, Eleven Minutes, etc.) Christopher Moore's hilariously morbid books are awesome, and I enjoy memoirs - JR Moehringer, Augusten Burroughs, etc. They are dark, hilarious, and make me wish I had a more fucked up family. I will write a book of my own someday, and it may suck, but at least I will have done it. :)

Heroes:



My sisters, who kick ass and have been amazing role models for me. My home, my city. As seen from my roof. Love this fucking place... Click on it to make it bigger too :) So amazing. The projects are so pretty in the snow...

My Blog

When I drink...

1. When I'm drunk, I tend to... get hyper and happy, until I have too much.  Then fuck with my drunk-ass friends when they pass out. 2. Shots or beers? ** Shots 3. Do you have drinking buddie...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:12:00 PST

For all you Bible-beating bastards.

I suddenly got very tired of people who preach right-wing hypocritical bullshit like it's their God-given right to do so.  You talk shit and I listen, have the same respect back.  You ...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

I’ve been TAGGED! Dammit....

I've been tagged (Laura caught me.) The rules are: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people t...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST

What I really mean when I look at you...

We can make eye contact across the bar but you will never know.  You say you're close to figuring it out. You waste my time, say you want something and I swear I'm okay to give it when I'm not. ...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:00:00 PST

Justin wants to kick my ass

So my friend Justin - www.myspace.com/pastywhiteboy - has a running list of reasons why he swears he's gonna kick my ass.  This list has been drummed up over countless days and nights in the bar ...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:11:00 PST

wash dishes naked

Here was the writing exercise given to me by Professor Chuck, my fave writing mentor  :)    (He's on my top friends, you should say hi...) Brainstorm a list of mundane activities n...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST

If I could smoke one last cigarette

I would walk in the door to the dark bar, drop my things on a stool and turn to the guy next to me with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth.  Universal sign for needing a light, and obvious hint ...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST

Time moves on...apparently

You can get blind-sided so fucking quickly.  I felt for a while that I was immune to him, that I was above it, that I had evolved past him.  I had gone through such a strong phase of anger, ...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:36:00 PST

Memo to all NYC Subway riders...

I've taken the liberty of drafting a few new regulations for all subway riders in the NYC Metropolitan area.  I think that it should be taken seriously and the MTA would be best suited to adopt m...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:15:00 PST

Nude beaches, porn stars, and sand in your crack

I've been thinking recently about my first experience on a nude beach and the follies that ensued, and I just gotta share this shit.  I was telling somone about it tonight and now I'm inspired to...
Posted by Trish-kebab on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST