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About Me

I have no memory of writing this. I sprint through life. In 40 years I will begin living my life backwards. I am the son of Thomas Edison and Janis Joplin. None of the mirrors in my house work very well. I was born 3 days before I wanted. I was the one who spread the internet rumor that JFK has a plastic toe. 5 out ot 6 things I write are true. I'm still working on the tuna can squeezer!

My Interests

meditation in the form of couch potatoing. all food smoked.

I'd like to meet:

the hookers on my myspace

Music:

Todd, Jellyfish, Elvis C., Squeeze, MUSE, Owsley, ELO, Bruce, Cheap Trick, Kansas, Styx, Rush, Yes, Pat Metheny, Richard Strauss, KISS, Pat Travers, Ween, XTC, The Korgis, The Pretenders, Stevie Wonder, Billy Joel, Elton, The Tubes, Gino Vanelli, David Bowie, Burt, Paul, etc.

Movies:

5 Easy Pieces, Ground Hog Day, It's a Wonderful Life, The Sweet Hereafter, Old Woody Allen, Vacation, The Deer Hunter, The Wizard of Oz, etc.

Television:

strictly comedies.

Books:

1984, East of Eden, Lolita

Heroes:

there was this gal on myspace who went on and on about her parents...yeah, I'll make them my heroes too...or maybe that gal, unless she's a hooker

My Blog

someday the internet won't be cool

and you will be envied if a google search of your name turns up nothing.
Posted by Ant knee on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:16:00 PST

10 things about me

1. I can flip my tongue around 360 degrees.2. I go through hydrogen peroxide like it's water.3. I have nothing in my trunk.4. I love mint chocolate ice cream, yet not chocolate or mint.5. I live in th...
Posted by Ant knee on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

The hookers on my myspace

Now I tell myself that they all want to be my friend. I've given up complaining, or "blogging" as the kids know it.I now see why the world is perfect: It's out of control and there's nothing anyone ...
Posted by Ant knee on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST

I am Anna Nicole's baby daddy!

I met Ms. Smith at a MENSA meeting at MIT in May. We both sat in front of the Quantum Metaphysical Geokinetic Polymer Anti-Gravity round table discussion, by the bacon wrapped water chestnut buffet. ...
Posted by Ant knee on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST