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Lana

Don't you ever get lost in the sky, when you're high?

About Me

He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man: that he may bring forth food out of the earth; (Psalm 104:14) And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat." (Genesis 1:29)
Just a quick starting note: DONT ASK ME "WHATS UP?" AS SOME RANDOM MESSAGE FROM A STRANGER. NOTHING, THATS WHATS UP, NOTHING. thank you

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Ok, I am a single mommy, former lesbian porn star(NO, I WON'T ASSIST YOU IN ANY WAY GETTING INTO THE INDUSTRY, NOR AM I INTERESTED IN "MAKING OUR OWN MOVIES" WITH YOU!) and now I assist smokers of 'fine' tobacco on almost all of their smoking needs- glass pipes, vaporizers, papers, hooka, grinders and inscense at THE largest gift/smoke shop in Dallas, probably biggest in all of Texas. What a run, huh? I am in love with life and the weeds that grow on this planet, and I think Bush sucks. K, thats the nut shell. Ask if questions arise, and if something else "rises"... don't bother! DON'T SEND FRIEND REQUESTS IF WE HAVE YET TO COMMUNICATE!! THANKS!
Lana --
[adjective]:
Tasting like strawberries
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

http://www.inkednation.com/missmonica
Ganja, live music, loud music, Wicked or Weenis Wednesdays, tats, my kiddo!

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I'd like to meet:



Pimp-My-Profile.com
Well, I know all the important people I want to know, my son and mother being the tops.

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Don't bogart!
Click here to puff, puff, pass the joint to a bud.

Music:

System of a Down(of course), and anything I can be pissed off with or fuck to. lol
You Are An Iris
You are a unique woman who needs a lot of novelty in her life.
An inspiration seeker, you often have to change scenery to recharge.
You don't deal well with structure or rules. You need to do it your own way.
Your ideal relationships are free and flowing. No one can tie you down. What Flower Are You?

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Movies:



Television:

The O.C., Dirty Jobs, Forensic Files, Mythbusters, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, American Idol, Ghost Hunters, Everybody Hates Chris, Robot Chicken, Looking For Stars

Books:


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My Blog

I passed

1st try...that's right!  For those of you that dont know, a few months ago I got the most kick ass job ever, thanks to my girl, Teah!  Obviously, I am the perfect canidate for a he...
Posted by Lana on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:00:00 PST

420 in Florida, by Jenny (my best friend)

Upon my arrival home from 4/20 in Florida with my best friend, Jenny, I began to download all the pictures and videos from our trip to Clearwater Beach that she had take the time to put on a little fl...
Posted by Lana on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

The LANA side of Prison Break

Hello, Hello!!!  First let me say thank you for reading, and great love and hugs to my amazingly supportive friends and family! Last night you may have caught a very short glimpse of me on ...
Posted by Lana on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:25:00 PST

Oops, I did it again...

Hello everyone!  Guess what, I've done it again, yep, thats right, "Prison Break" called me earlier this week and asked if I could shoot with them again.  I know I make this sound so super s...
Posted by Lana on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST

Who Want's to be My Baby's Daddy?

So, this is my idea for a reality show, ideally for Fox.  Premise:  Young single mom, good looking, and independent seeks exceptional man of the same qualities.  Must court and woo, as...
Posted by Lana on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

Me On Prison Break...

Hey everyone!!!  For those of you that tuned in MOnday 1/22/07 to Fox's runaway hit Prison Break, and missed my debut...I got it right here for ya!  As I told you all, I was only an extra an...
Posted by Lana on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

On TV again!

So, today I spent the entire day on set for Fox's "Prison Break".  I got choosen for one of 5 campers, and I should show up at least once, for a walk-through.  This is no huge deal, yet, I a...
Posted by Lana on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST

My Television Debut!!!!!

Well, as my dear friends know I went to Las Vegas a couple of months ago for a competetion call "Looking for Stars" and it was hosted by the Starz! movie channel...well, here's the Schedule!!! Starz! ...
Posted by Lana on Sat, 13 May 2006 03:17:00 PST

My dream is before me...

You guys are the ultimate!  I want to thank my friends for their support and love.    I entered a contest a month or so ago on starz.com.  My mom had called me and told me that th...
Posted by Lana on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:46:00 PST

Dont ask, if we're not! DAMMIT

So although i am not a huge fan of these blog things, but maybe the random people who are "adding" me as their friend will read this.  I dont know you, and will definately not accept your re...
Posted by Lana on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:12:00 PST