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cazzztastrophe

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About Me

DISCLAIMER!!! : i cant spell for shit so if you are one of those arogant types who needs to point out every 5 seconds if something is spelt incorectly THIS IS NOT THE MYSPACE PAGE FOR YOU!!! im sick of people who either A/ cant put 2 and 2 together when you spell something slightly wrong. i spell phoeneticly most of the time coz my scholastic intelegance is limited. if your one of those people who thinks a persons intelligence is mesured by there spelling then piss off. and B/ have to take low blows to make themselves seem more inteligant by pointing out stupid spelling mistakes made by others. this is one of the things that annoy most in life, because to me it sums up the mentality of the modern age, where people think u have to be well educated to have a clue... width="425" height="350" ..LIKES: music, art, movies, clouds, scenery, painting, poetry, stories, fairness, d&m's, ice cream, logical people, useless facts, pizza, dreams, turtles, concerts, sex, the sweet smell of oil paint medium, good listeners, romance, ppl who r generaly curious about the world, life, philosophy, good ol' mary jane, folding and tearing paper and bottle lables, the supernatural, walking bare foot in the sand, vanilla fragrances, toys, youtube, watching people vomit.REALLY DISLIKES: people who say they have green eyes when they dont and their really hazle but they wont admit it to themselves, tangled phone cords, dripping taps, spiders, my windscrean being dirty, arrogant wankers who think their shit dont stink, sleazy guys who hit on everything they meet (including plants), liers, people who take pleasure in stirring shite, when my brother takes my stuff without asking or putting it back when hes done with it, being cheated on, sluts, vests, hats that have corks dangling from them, people who wear sun glasses/baseball caps indoors or at night time. people who dont bother to indecate when theyre turning. people who arnt open minded, dishonesty, homophobes, racists, sexists, franz ferdinand, jet, people who are mean for no reason, people who take out their bad days on you, superficial people and judgemental bastards.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Your results:
You are Superman Superman 90% Spider-Man 70% Batman 70% Green Lantern 70% The Flash 55% Iron Man 55% Wonder Woman 50% Hulk 50% Supergirl 45% Catwoman 35% Robin 34% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests

dispite me being a rather weak person i can open just about every jar or bottle. except my arch nemisis... untwistable beer bottlesmy life consists of coffee, cafes, pizzas, movies, music, paintings, art, laughing, tom waits and debating about every current thing in this worldi like smog, traffic, kinky people, car trouble, noisy neighbors, crowded bars and spend most of my time in my car going to the movies

I'd like to meet:

myself as a child, myself as an old man, myself as a woman, myself as a mani would of loved to have been a fly on the wall for this conversation...

Music:

nirvana, radiohead, deftones, pixies, beatles, tom waits, fantomas, faith no more, dandy warhols, lou reed, velvet underground, the residents, frank black, portishead, bjork, dr. clone and the digital monkeys, prince, r.e.m., primus, pink floyd, p.i.l., sex pistols, rage against the machine, outkast, they might be giants, butthole surfers, jaco pastorius, the gron boster, hypnopaedia, kraftwerk, AIR, wu-tang, public enemy, prodigy, bad boys batucada, clawless, sforsando, misfits, danzig, aniseed, smashing pumpkins, faithless, devo, jimi hendrix, kiss, DALA, korn, laughing leonard cohen, miles davis, mr scruff, omar faruk tekbilek, the smiths, afrika bambaata, david bowie, george michael, heaps of others i cant be assed mentioning... music from videogames and movie scores and tv show themes including: donkey kong country trilogy, quake 2, most of the mortal kombat games, street fighter 2, monkey island, dr who theme, unsolved misterys theme, seinfeld theme, red dwarf theme, teenage mutant ninja turtles theme, too many more.... .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

starwars saga, godfathers 1&2, scarface, adaptation, american psycho, trainspotting, napoleon dynamite, 25th hour, 2001 a space odyssey, full metal jacket, rules of attraction, the green mile, lock stock, snatch, pulp fiction, the good the bad and the ugly, casino, boogie nights, duel, das boot, batman, the life aquatic, porko rosso, texas chainsaw massacre, oldboy, ben hur, studio ghibli films, kurusawa films, documentrys about anything, sunset blvd, apocalypse now, ghostbusters, dracula, the exorcist, do the right thing, heaps more i cant be assed mentioning

Television:

seinfeld, the office, curb your enthusiasm, simpsons, kenny vs. spenny, dave chapelles show, young ones, bottom, the news. that about does it.

Books:

american psycho, fight club, the universe in a nutshell, blackholes and baby universes, a brief history of time, mad magazine, moby dick, the odyssey, treasure island. i like reading about mythology, folklore and bible stories too.

Heroes:

kurt cobain, tom waits, lou reed, tom yorke, jimmie stewart, brando, al pacino, bob deniro, boba fett, yoda, mike patton, prince, the baby on the cover to the nevermind album

My Blog

an honest question for vegans and vegos out there...

i was in the supermarket the other day buying cat food. bowsing through the range and trying to suss out whats best for my kitten, and a pattern began to emerge before my very eyes that iv always know...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

confessions of a dickhead

alright, i cant hold it in anymore. i have to come out with it.... i feel like iv been leading a double life and decieving you all so before our friendship goes any further i have to admit something t...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:21:00 PST

i have a new friend

first of all i just wanna get out it out of the way and say thank you to everyone! through the past 3 weeks your support and concern has been very kind and comforting, it really reminds me h...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

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make urself sound smarter in all the wrong places at the next party and/or social gathering you may attend. impressesessssthat special someone that uv had your eyes on all night.walk up to them, grab ...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

just so i dont have to keep repeating it...

my dad died last night at 6pm. its braught me down but im coping with it okay so noone should worry. i blame this all on the bombers for losing on wednesday.nah im kidding. anyway, errr.... hmmm.... i...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST

home made quizzzz part 2!

awhile ago u may or may not remember me making a home made quizzzz, and i thought alot of the answers i got back were interesting so about 2 weeks ago i started compiling a list of more questions, but...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

ignorance

its everywhere... everyone.... well not everyone... but an alarming lot of people... even people who i expect to be open minded and objective seem to love being ignorant. not wanting to strey from the...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

me and my broken brain

its day 3 now, and this excrusiating headache hasnt left me alone yet. iv tried everything, panadol, sleeping for 13 hours, drinking coffee, not drinking coffee, smacking myself in the head in hopes ...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST

if your eating something, dont read this...

shoveling corpses, thats what i had to do this morning... a possums corpse that is. my darling sister came in and told me that our cat (who i hate coz he has a bad additude) had mauled a possum and it...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST

cazzz's top 40 albums of all time 2007

encouragement expressed by quincy and utter bordom, has motivated me to get this list together. i feel alittle ashamed because i see my list as kinda cliche, but see what ya think. and if i leave any ...
Posted by cazzztastrophe on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST