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SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES]

THERE THEIR THEY'RE

About Me

OMG I AM SUCH A H8R!

"PREJUDICE IS ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST LABOR-SAVING DEVICES; IT ENABLES YOU TO FORM AN OPINION WITHOUT HAVING TO DIG UP THE FACTS." - LAURENCE PETER

AND NO THAT QUOTE DOES NOT MEAN I'M RACIST, I'M JUST REITERATING THE FACT THAT I DISLIKE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE.

FUCK YOU

My Interests

milo's sweet tea, avoiding people, v8, SBC, chewable vitamins, boneless hot wings, sonic's peach smoothies, brusters' birthday cake ice cream, being absolutely disgusting and foul, being an ASPCA guardian, the jeep i just bought

I'd like to meet:

the angel of death.

i don't even talk to the people that i know, so don't waste your time or mine.

Music:

recently it's been: over my dead body, count me out, tear it up, shark attack, ssd, the deal, mates of state, the assistant, vietnom, everybody gets hurt, shutdown, straight faced, gfy, justice, jiyuna, cobra kai, nile, the crown, better than a thousand, falloutboy, attitude

Movies:

closer, shaun of the dead, super troopers, fools rush in, kids, ace ventura 1 and 2, the g.i. joe movie, evil dead trilogy, bubba ho-tep, the family guy movie

Television:

if it's not on discovery health channel, the history channel, comedy central, espn, or cartoon network, i probably don't watch it. oh unless it is yes dear, scrubs, or arrested development.

Books:

choke, survivor, fast food nation, cat's cradle, a brief history of time, my cousin my gastroenterologist, the long dark teatime of the soul, deadeye dick, invisible monsters, dorian grey, watership down, slapstick, diet for a new america, diary, lullaby, cyrano de bergerac, tooth imprints on a corndog, dress your family in corduroy and denim, naked, me talk pretty one day, why do men have nipples, why do men fall asleep after sex, wigfield, running with scissors, hocus pocus

Heroes:

burt reynolds, ronnie dobbs, david bowie, jenna jameson, and badass billy gunn, and jane goodall

My Blog

bored to death.

69 things you might want to know about me. 1.Initials man 2. Name someone with the same birthday as you.i honestly can't think of anyone. greg's birthday is the day before mine. 3. Favorite fruit?...
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:27:00 PST

presents presents and more presents!

merry christmas and all that jazz. this is what i ended up with today: flat iron for my hair 3 different sized notebooks with the letter "m" on them (from my sister) 20gig creative mp3 player laptop ...
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 11:04:00 PST

shitty shitty days

yesterday was just awful because i went to my doctor to get my knee and foot checked out. the xrays of my foot showed that it's stress fractured. i'm going friday for an MRI to see exactly what is wro...
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:05:00 PST

i'm terrified of hummingbirds

and closets and the dark and not being able to see through the shower curtain and heights and dark waters and dogs and pretty much any animal that can bite me
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 10:04:00 PST

OK BOYS, ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS

do you's 1. do you think im cute? 2. do you want to kiss me? 3. do you want to cuddle with me? 4. do you want to hook up with me? 5. do you think im smart? are we's 1. are we aquintences? 2. are we f...
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I HAD TO GIVE MYSELF A FUCKING ENEMA

WORST GODDAMN FEELING IN THE WORLD, HANDS DOWN. UGH. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN PAY ME TO DO THAT AGAIN.
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GODDAMN YOU 7-11

SO I JUST SAW THE COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW STARBURST ORANGE AND CREAM SLURPEES AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT IT IS PURE TORTURE TO NOT BE ABLE TO BUY ONE ANYWHERE NEAR HERE. FUCK. THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS.
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SNEAK ATTACK!

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I'M GLAD I CAN FAKE AS MANY THINGS AS I AM ABLE TO AND STILL GET AWAY WITH IT ALL. IF ANYONE COULD READ MY MIND, I'D BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK YOU

EVERYONE I HAVE EVER GIVEN MY HEART TO HAS BROKEN IT AND EVERYONE I HAVE TRUSTED HAS SPIT IN MY FACE. I QUIT.
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FOOEY

I FEEL LIKE I AM IN A HUGE RUT. SOMEONE HELP ME OUT. MAKE ME HAPPY.
Posted by SKETCHIEST MARIE EVER [R.I.P. JIMMY SLEEVES] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST