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Matthew Martini

Go to The Dirty Martinis page and Buy our Music!

About Me

I'd tell you a bit about myself but I'm biased. I love music, cartoons, and the great outdoors. I always considered myself laid back but I'm finding that I'm a total task master when it comes to recording. I'm continually amazed at how random life can be despite how regularly I'm surprised.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/20/2004
Band Website: thedirtymartinis.com
Band Members: Check out The Dirty Martinis myspace page, www.cafepress.com/dirtymartinis, or www.thedirtymartinis.com. This page is just me being a goofball. This music is not for sale - download for free.
Influences: The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Bad Religion, Primus, STP, Sound Garden, Alice in Chains, Rage Against the Machine, Queens of the Stone Age.
Sounds Like: the sound of one hand clapping
Record Label: no records just cds labeled with a sharpie
Type of Label: None

My Blog

you are all perverts

i don't care what you think "sad meal gone happy" was not stolen from porn. instruments include: fries, bbq packet, chicken selects, coke cup/lid/straw, guitar, bass, sleigh bells.that is all!...
Posted by Matthew Martini on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:04:00 PST

build

weekends are a little too short.
Posted by Matthew Martini on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST

smokem if you gotem downloadem if you don't

all four songs are going to be replaced in a week or so... who knows... if you like them steal them now while you can. the new stuff will replace it soon. these tunes have nothing to do with the new...
Posted by Matthew Martini on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:35:00 PST

it is official

i am old...please pass the prunes and uhhh, uhhh... zzzzzzzz
Posted by Matthew Martini on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:49:00 PST

cd

hey kids, the crappy unmastered muddy tracks are available on thedirtymartinis.com we are in the middle of rerecording some of the bad tracks but the "rough draft" is online for the impatient type......
Posted by Matthew Martini on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

the world's smallest violin playing for you... if you teach me how.

I want to pick up a violin. Would anyone exchange violin lessons for guitar/bass lessons?
Posted by Matthew Martini on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST

lyrics

so i've been having myspace problems... lyrics are going here since i can't put them on the mp3 player: making monkeys:   on a planet so far away ruled by monkeys smarter than ours - past orion ...
Posted by Matthew Martini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thank you!

i just sold my last copy of "Best Seller". Send any cd requests to my drummer at [email protected] who may have more copies (probably around $6 and some more for shipping). thank you all f...
Posted by Matthew Martini on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST