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Benthemad

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About Me

I'm snarky. There, I said it. Snarky as the snarkiest snark that ever snarked a snark on a cold snarky snark. But that doesn't mean I'm not finger-lickin' good on top of it. As with most pachyderms, I enjoy a steady diet of leaves, bamboo, bark, twigs, roots, and the occasional tourist to our sapiencentric spheroid consciousness. This means you, Boris Yeltsin!

My Interests

Media of all ranks and genophiles Arnold Palmer Memorial Hospital Fish (but not to eat, just to enjoy) Sydney Poitier Technology, chronology, zoology. Any ology, really.

I'd like to meet:

a fashionable demise. . . Perhaps defenestrated by a cyborg.

Music:

Yes, please! Ha! I slay me!

Movies:

Who here likes "The Holy Mountain"?Why am I the only one with my hand up?

Television:

It watches me while I sleep. Sometimes I believe it to be more entertained by me than I am by it.

Books:

Currently reading: Aztec by Gary Jennings.It's long!

Heroes:

Hiro Protagonist, Hiro Nakamura, Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Jethro Tull, Billy Idol, William Gibson, Les Claypool, Zach Braff, Caligula, Bronson Pinchot, Terry Gilliam, Jeff Bridges, Neal Stephenson, Peter Gabriel, Gordon Sumner, Norman Borlaug, Ridley Scott, Harrison Ford, and all aardvarks everywhere.

My Blog

The Aardvarks are coming...

You may be tempted to duck, but be warned, if you do, they will be within biting range of your jugular.  They will kill without mercy, without remorse, without the slightest hesitation.  The...
Posted by Benthemad on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 04:56:00 PST