Suba-Q

Things you may or may not know about me.
I've been to 4 colleges and graduated in 5 years.
I have 3 different official birth certificates.
I don't believe in fate.
I do believe in luck.
My eyes are extremely light sensitive.
I like the dark.
I like the cold.
I've been to Alaska -- twice.
I like to reverse engineer stuff.
I'm an only child.
I've driven at over 150mph.
I used to have a bunch of piercings but I guess I outgrew them.
I still like them though.
I'm not really scared of death.
I hate white socks.
Aquafina is the only bottled water I actually like.
Ginseng is the shit.
I'll take hot tea over coffee any day.
I had 6 cars before I was old enough to drink. No I didn't crash them.
I've broken hearts.
Mine's been broken more than once.
My away messages are better than yours.
My computer is better than yours.
I don't like dissonance.
I do like drum solos.
I only have 3 fears - Bees, Hospitals and Needles - Yes, in that order.
I have an autographed 'One-Way' street sign.
I've had grey hair since i was seventeen
I can hold a conversation with just about anything, even my cat.
Sometimes I talk to inanimate objects.
I'll always be a geek.
I'll always be a sucker for a warm smile and summer cleavage.
The sexiest part of a woman is the space below her navel and above her waist.
Marriage is a financial liability.
I prefer to walk if I can.
I was born in Spain.
My friends actually believed I was Spanish for most of my life.
You may not realize it, but every year you and everyone you know celebrate my birthday on the last day of the year.
I think I believe more in nature than god.
I'm not one for politics.
I'm not one for religion.
I am one for sandals.
I download everything.
I've been told I put more into my car than I do my relationships. I don't believe that.
I make decent money but I still shop at good will.
Technically, my first name is hyphenated and I have no middle name.
I've been hit by a motorcycle.
I've rebuilt an engine.
I've been skydiving.
I snowboard ... a lot.
I can't multiply -- hell I can't even add.
My wallet is made out of duct tape.
I wouldn't been here today if it wasn't for my friends.
I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for my family.
I've never seen my mom and dad kiss.
I've never really had a dad.
I don't consider that a flaw.
Video games are my one vice.
I have a tattoo on my right foot to reaffirm that previous statement.
Southern Comfort tastes like iced tea to me.
I invented red bull and grey goose orange.
I only smoke menthols.
I haven’t bought a cigarette in years.
My nights usually begin at midnight.
I lived in Colorado for a few years.
I hate work.
I hate working 9-5.
I write stories. I think they're good.
If you ask me nicely maybe you can read some.
I'm constantly distracted by random tangent lines of thought.
I like other cultures better than mine.
I love this country.
British accents are hot.
I live underground.
The NYC subway is one of the most interesting places in the world.
I love skies and clouds.
Sunrises always look better over water.
Sunsets always look better in the mountains.
I cherish my memories and welcome new experiences.
I truly believe that once you stop evolving, you die.
I'm still alive.
If your still reading this, now you know and knowing is half the battle.
And when I let them carry me to a cemetery...
...I want to be buried with a pocket full of clarity.