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Catnip For Perverts™

Watch me thrust this knife called lust into my chest until it bursts!

About Me


Rowena
Nobody's business what I'm doing with my life, So if I should feel like wasting it all that should be alright.
And thats how I sum up life.That songs amazing though,makes you wanna put your heels on and go dancing[somebody take me dancing?]
I'm covered in scars,cause my skin sucks when it gets broken.
my arms are a bit fuzzy and my hair goes fluffy and frizzy.
I'm was too podgy,and my thinghs look kinda funny.
My braces make me look like my teeth are mouldy and my chin is way too pointy.
I've way too many blackheads,and my hips are stickyouty and always cold.
My tits and hips are covered in stretchy marks,my life will officaily be over the day I become pregnant.
My nails always snap,and I hate the way I look naked.
I have really bad skin without makeup,and I'm scared if I don't keep dying my hair,people won't think I'm different anymore.
NOW that we've got my self hate,and paranoia out the way,you don't have to mention them,ok?
Cause really,I don;t care about them much.Or so I'll tell you.
If it werent for the fact that 5th year MAJORLY sucks,And my mums the utter bitch from hell
Life would be pretty damn peachy
I have loverly friends,I have a loverly boyfriend,and a loverly inibility to open caper jars.
I've never eaten meat in my life[fnah fnah] and uhmmm....I'm really quite blind.
I also have an inexplicable addiction to cream cheese bagels.Yum.
Don't forget the music.I Love the mosh pit,and no I'm not scared,I don't need you to hold my hand, only my clothes. Rowena --
[noun]:
A new position involving a machete
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comHAHA.Damn right bitch!!! I wish i was Michael Clark he is sooooooo cool

My Interests

Sometimes i wake up in the morning and my hairs all POOF!and i'm like wtf.
I like tart au citreon
I like dying mine,and other peoples hair,I'm getting rather good
And yes,I will probably be bald one day....bring on the scalp tattoos!

I like spending time with people who make me smile
I have 7 holes in my ears,nothing too exciting,another metal bar in my left nipple,and one in the place where the sexy little Y bit would be if I actually had tits.:)

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Me and kenny sumtimes get the whole boy/girl thing mixed up.

I like the smell of....
Ariel washing powder
Clean washing
Kenny..mm
Green diesal
Almond essence
Josh's right arm
Wet cats
Red wine
My history classroom
Crayons and playdoh.

I look alive,
we'll do some drugs
we'll fall in-love
& get fucked up while the world just shrugs


29/4/06.I was very pished,he only wanted to know me cause I had a nipple piercing and no muff.In 2 days he had forgotton what I looked like,and I didn't know his second name until a week later.And a year later it's all good:)But he made me better,and I really love him,cause he loves me for who I am.

I'd like to meet:

Your mum,all night long.

Music:

BUGGER THIS.
Fuck having a lissst like the emo kids who put bands up when theyve only heard one song.
haha,faggots.
So,if you're amazing like me,then you'll know what I'm on about.

Music to punch people to.

your friend will stab you just to fuck some girl- put your hands in the air scream "fuck the world!"

Beat me up Beat me down Mess me up Beyond all recognition

He's finding it hard to keep his head Especially with his girl screaming in his ear
Take me to gigs,I'm always fun there:p

Movies:

:( Lisa made me watch hostel at 3 in the morning:(And now I will never ever ever Go to a foreign country again,stay in a hotel/hostel/anywherer that isnt my bed,speak to strangers and listen to the advice of prostititues.Although I never did that anyway,Lynz always talks pish :p

Nah,I likeeee.hard candy,saw,love actually,sliding doors,thirteen,ginger snaps,but I'm a cheerleader,cruel intentions,the transporter,final destination 1&3[2 isnt the best],waynes world,trainspotting,

Television:

Scrubs.Family Guy.Friends.Skins.Sex and the city.I don't watch Tv much.Oh,and spongebob with kenny on sunday mornings:)

Books:

A short story,by Jennifer Roberston.
Rowena stopped mid-sentace, shocked. It was obvious; how could she not have seen it before Jenny could read her mind. How else could she come up with so many clever things right before she, Rowena, was about to say them
'Oh my God,' she thought, 'She knows what I did with Tom last Saturday'
"I was drunk!" she blurted out, "Drunk and high and it was our anniversary and I...
Rowena!" a slightly panicked voice broke into her tirade, and she turned to see Mrs. Donald looking petrified, "What are you talking about "
Rowena drew herself up to her full, pink-topped height and pointed a finger at the guilty party, who had the audacity to be choking with laughter over her textbook.
"Jennifer Robertson," she announced, "Is looking at pornography."
There was a dead silence.
"She is reading my mind," she continued.
The silence deepened.
"And I demand compensation!"
Jenny pushed back her seat very slowly and stood up. Leaning over, she rumaged in her bag and produced a cheese sandwich.
"You need it more than I do," she said, and returned to her book.
Jenny wrote that about february 2006,and I love it.
I like reading,I dont read as much as I used to though,but ahwell.Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy,private peaceful,what you make it,memoirs of a geisha,the catcher in the rye,angus thongs and full frontal snogging series,nip and tuck,harry potter[I'm not ashamed!],storm ctachers,northern lights.....I used to read classics when I was younger,haha.

Heroes:

Him.Oh,and that girl evryone wants to be,but no one is.
How's she do it?

My Blog

My fanta lid has a black X on it

I don't know why. Maybe its special. Or maybe they where gonna throw it out soon. Maybe I saved it from not fufilling its purpose in life? I made that little fanta icy lemon bottle happy:) I feel...
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

A blog to the times gone by

So i'm chewing on a paintbrush and thinking about what;s gonna come in the future, everythings changed so much in two years, do I even want it to change again? Some of me's the same. I'm friendly. I...
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:54:00 PST

FUTURE!

OHEHMGEE I wnet into the future and posted a blog on xmas day! or maybe I'm just sad. Hi. in the future,you're all dead by now, excet you you have brain damage from the expolsion oops,gave too m...
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

The best thing about sex is the way it fills the emptiness.

Sorry.Tis a good book though.An addict?It's crossed her mind but she's no addict. Addicts do it with random people in dark alleys, strangers they'll never see again, have sex partners into the hundred...
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST

Weekend:D

Been a great weekend really. Friday night was Kennys  dads 40th Good laugh,po many of us there. Ok,so the wee kids may have the cha-cha-slide. But you CANT beat a row of 5 moshers doing 5,6,7,8.....
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:13:00 PST

weekend went fast.great fun though

I swear Last time i checked,it was 10 on saturday morning,and I'd just got to glenrothes. gone waaay to fast. Anyway. Spent basicly whole weekend with kenny,got home from his at like 11.30 this mornin...
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:06:00 PST

I<3My summer freckles

I really do! I love them!theyre so cute,i wish they were permanent.:) anyeewayyy exams ish over:) German was relativly easy,even the credit. and i drew all over my jeans,which have a hole in the crotc...
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

erhm....ROWENA IS STILL BACK,lol

hahahah so er physics,was hard and i proved my parents wrong!physics did NOT click 2 weeks before exam! anyway.hard to write in exam when youve got SEX.SEX.SEX.SHE DID IT ALL FOR THE.... stuck in yer...
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:26:00 PST

Feelign a bit better

still not eating right hahaha ahwell if i die i want nine inch nails-hurt,Atreyu-my sanity on the funeral pyre, and brand new-sic transit gloria glory fades played remeber that? and everyone has to pi...
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:38:00 PST

I think I'm ill

I think I'm still ill I still don't eat right,and im loseing weight,which surpirsingly isnt making me happy. I dont like being ill I dont like being sad.It makes me feel shit...The old Rowena isnt bac...
Posted by Catnip For Perverts™ on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 05:19:00 PST