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What Kind of Driver are you?
Destructive
Your an ass. Your the guy even the old people on the road will want to speed up to and run off the road. You blast bad music and dont show any courtesy on the road. You probably dont remember the last time you obeyed a posted sign. Your pretty likely to either get your license taken or end up in an emergency room.
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That's me, in the red cap
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what nfl qb are you?
kerry collins
wow
Linguistics, The Occult, , Occasional Misleading, Mayhem, Sports, 4:20, Music, Quality Ranch Dressing, Instigating Old People, Disco, Roy Rogers Fried Chicken, Laughing, Reading The Economist, Disputing that The West Coast is indeed the Best Coast
Belgian Culture,
Dogs playing tug-of-war, Travel (some random pics from around Europe......)
Take the quiz:
what celebrity bootay do you have? (girls only)
Paris Hilton
Sorry chick, but your booty aint nothin to write home about. Its just so flat.
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I'd like to meet:
Stacey Dash. God I love herSerial Killers. That Jeffrey Dahmer, he's one sick fucker.
Captain Al LorenzettiSecretary of Education Margaret SpellingWhat a tawdry minxLarry CwikLocal television personality and colossal prick Carl Reuter in a dark alleyThe inventor of the Towny Townsend Hitting DiscBill Buckner
People who aren't as insane as me. Why throw gasoline on a forest fire? Salvadore Dali, but for that I have to wait till I'm dead.
Other Fat, Happy Americans
And this tigerYoung Jeezy. He's not a rapper. He's a motivational speaker. Or so the legend goes.Ted DiBiase. Best heel ever. Ever.
Music:
Metallica, Guns 'n Roses, Eminem, Tool, White Zombie, Big Pun & Terror Squad, 2Pac, Prussian Blue (BEST BAND EVER), Clutch, Faith No More, Biggie Smalls, Tony Touch, Billy Ocean (Carribean Queen is the pinnacle of 20th century music), Redman, Wu Tang, Entombed, Dr. Dre, Eric B. and Rakim, 311, Bob Marley, DMX, Pantera, System of a Down, Snapcase, Shaquille O'Neal (Check out How to Rob the NBA League), GWAR, Cypress Hill, Jay-Z, Nas, Kenny Loggins, Big L, Slipknot, Kenny Rogers, 7th Floor Crew, Suicide Machines, Pennywise, Canibus, Motley Crue, GZA, Johnny Cash, 8Ball & MJG, Project Pat, Tchiakovsky, AC/DC, Bob Seger, Outkast, Atmosphere, Mighty Mighty Bosstones (circa 1995), Black Label Society
You scored as Marijuana. The most beautiful, chill drug out there. You want something that's not too harsh on your body, and soothes the soul. It's also not addicting, so smoke it up, baby! And never have to go through withdrawls.
Marijuana
75%
Inhalents
56%
Mushrooms
50%
Cocaine
44%
None!
38%
Ecstacy
38%
Alcohol
38%
What..s your ideal drug?
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Movies:
American Psycho, Caddyshack, Dolemite, Super Troopers, South Park, Usual Suspects, Kentucky Fried Movie, Bachelor Party, Team America: World Police, Mel Brooks (you name it....Blazing Saddles, Men in Tights, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, etc...), 12 Monkeys, Gummo, House Party 3, Donnie Darko, Don't Look Now, Airplane, Top Secret
Television:
Awesome
Mr. Show with Bob and David, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The O'Reilly Factor, Mets Baseball, Giants Football, CSPAN
Books:
The Quran (need to know what you don't know, right?), Stephen Hawking, Catcher in the Rye, Dune, Freakonomics, Wicked, Chaos, Decline of the West
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test Retardation: A CelebrationLittle T Learns to Share....too bad Big T is a fucking putz
Heroes:
Captain America. Anyone who loves the United States that much in this time of Anti-Americanism is a hero to me.
The Habsburg Family
Hugo Chavez. Anyone who's at the forefront in the battle against American Imperialism is o.k. in my book.
A.I. It ain't about that. It's not about that. We sittin' here, and we talkin' 'bout practice. Not a game. Not a game. Not a game. But we talkin' 'bout practice. What we talkin' 'bout here? Practice?
