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D-Rizzle

Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts

About Me

I STOLE MY MYSPACE SONG FROM NOAH BECAUSE HE IS JUST THAT COOL. JUST FYI. (gotta give credit where credit is due)The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
It's hard to give a clear picture of me as i tend not to be the most precise person ever. in fact, i'm insanely verbose and am known for my random and obscure analogies and references. but we're not talking like TS Eliot here, even though i do have a special place in my heart for footnotes. and sushi. but that's a different topic entirely. I'm just me, and usually people get along with me pretty well. i'm great to meet at first, i'll test your patience along the way, and then after that just when you've had enough you'll miss me and that's how i keep'em folks. "ya think he would've turned out better?" "yeah, go figure." But i am pretty honest and genuine: i know saying that diminishes it's voracity (and challenges my questionable use of big words in poor context), but i think its one of the things i have going for me and one of the reason for which people stick around. At least you know where you stand and what's going on. And if you don't just ask. i'll be happy to tell you, at length, everything from where you stand to why i'm slightly allergic to some fruit but still eat it. so i've rambled enough. And if you ever want a cheap laugh, watch an NFL ref give the hand signal for "illegal lateral pass." It looks like he's wafting a fart. ha. being easily amused saves me so much money in drugs.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: His Royal Drewness
Birthday: 11 March
Birthplace: JC, NY
Current Location: Seattle, WA
Eye Color: green. ish. depending.
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: french/italian/indian (feathers not dots)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rainbows
Your Weakness: tabasco sauce
Your Fears: forgetting how to smile
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken supreme with extra jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: more smiles, less headaches
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: i love my bed. i hate sunlight.
Your Best Physical Feature: i say eyes. some say calves. have been told tongue before (wink wink nudge nudge - HAHA)
Your Bedtime: erratic
Your Most Missed Memory: jeez, i forgot. go figure.
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke thank you very much
MacDonalds or Burger King: hmm. neither. if only we had chick-fil-a in seattle
Single or Group Dates: i always thought this was a dumb question, but after some thinking from updating this damn thing, i actually think that group dates with couples that've been together for a while is a lot of fun as long as there still is 'you' time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sweet tea. you can take the boy out of the south...
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate. but not white chocolate. ew.
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee. with a shot. no room.
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: often. shower. car. holy karaoke batman.
Do you Shower Daily: i average once a week if not better
Have you Been in Love: yes. i'll leave it at that.
Do you want to go to College: i did, so i went. then i did again, so i went again. still working on that.
Do you want to get Married: yes. i'll leave it at that.
Do you belive in yourself: yes. and guess what...haha, well, what else do you have to believe in?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no. actually i love rollercoasters.
Do you think you are Attractive: i have my moments
Are you a Health Freak: yes and no. the spurts are usually preceeding the attractive parts, funny how that works
Do you get along with your Parents: as long as we remain at least a few hours away we get along fabulously
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: a few, poorly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: last weekend
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just benedryl
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no, thank god
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ewwwww
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup, love Ohana mondays!
In the past month have you been on Stage: if you count karaoke
In the past month have you been Dumped: mmm, yes and no. kinda. self-inflicted?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no. alas. the boring life i lead. one day i'm going to go in the fountain in the courtyard i swear...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: sideways glances, all the time
Ever been Drunk: i have
Ever been called a Tease: and worse
Ever been Beaten up: only verbally but you should see the other guy
Ever Shoplifted: i did eat a cookie while shopping that i forgot to pay for and i do feel really bad about that
How do you want to Die: quietly. alone. no crying.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a flinstone's kid (they're 10 million strong and growing. that's like, bigger than any facebook group i know of!)
What country would you most like to Visit: Malta. yup. still malta.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: lighter: blue/green/grey/hazel but anything that can drink you in
Favourite Hair Color: darker, in general
Short or Long Hair: short. definitely short
Height: within 4" of me
Weight: proportionate to height
Best Clothing Style: that's flexible. preppy? emo-ish? not as high maintenance as me? Number of Piercings: less than 5
Number of Tattoos: less than 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Many mistakes, few regrets
You are 93% Pisces
How Pisces Are You?
Your Extroversion Profile:
Assertiveness: Very High
Friendliness: Very High
Excitement Seeking: High
Sociability: High
Activity Level: Medium
Cheerfulness: Medium

My Interests

sarcasm, writing, reading, un-P-C humor, good wine, cheap wine, whinos (note order), jazz, movies that make me think, movies that make me laugh, movies that make me tear up (i'm a sap), all the other movies, back rubs, the history channel, "appetizers and a drink" nights, getting all the week's reading done on a sunday, getting my groove on (or the emperor's, at least his new one), tv nights with good friends (aw, kris and hunter), new foods that i pronounce wrong the first time, hugs, calls just to say "good-night", being kidnapped by good friends, reconnecting with old friends (tim, tell your mom i say hi!), driving, finding money in pockets of jeans just before putting them in the washer, hearing/saying those three words that just make you smile...
Your Pimp Name Is...
His Majesty Dazzle What's Your Pimp Name?

I'd like to meet:

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'" -- [Jack Kerouac]
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

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Music:

Jazz first and foremost. Miles - the bible - Kind of Blue. i'm a big fan of the Fray, Postal Service, Zero 7, Panic! At the Disco, Dispatch, Guster, JT, Kelly Clarkson, The Doors, Rascal Flatts, The Shins - the list goes on. Beyond that, anything that soothes the soul or shakes the booty, ha. "music is just words. but better. can't you hear it?"

Movies:

Favorites include but are not limited to: Scent of a Woman, The Emperor's New Grove, The Graduate, Indiana Jones, Top Gun, Good Will Hunting, Anchorman, Fried Green Tomatoes, Wedding Crashers, Gladiator, Old School, Garden State, Braveheart, Imaginary Heros, Prime, Match Point, Superhero movies, all the "trilogies", and, of course, cheesy 80s movies.

Television:

history channel, grey's anatomy, family guy, futurama, heroes, reno 911, entourage, sopranos, the office, brothers and sisters, desperate housewives, robot chicken, scooby-doo, thundercats, and many more. my guilty pleasure is wife-swap (shhh). Which Grey's Anatomy Character Are You?
You are Meredith Grey. You relate easily to people, though you have a hard time letting people in, and though are a an amazing person, you have a hard time seeing that yourself
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Books:

On The Road, Infinite Jest, anything Fitzgerald, anything MacGuire, Farewell to Arms, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Man in Full, Why Men Love Bitches (mar and lizzie's bible - men beware...), That Old Ace In the Hole, The Shipping News, Running with Scissors, Survivor, anything Morrison, Watership Down, They Cage the Animals at Night, Odessa File, Angels and Demons, anything Sedaris, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Catcher in the Rye, TimeQuake, Cat's Cradle, Breakfast of Champions, and yes, i like Harry Potter and Preston/Childs novels. sue me.

Heroes:

First and foremost, the most influential attributor to my life...for better or worse... F. Scott Fitzgerald, , Mom, Tony C., The Chairman Of The Board, Martha Stewart (hey, say what you will but bitch will make you rich AND can tell you what the second of the three spoons are for (the sorbet, by the way)), M.E. - the girl who taught me kidnapping can be a good thing, M.L.S. - the girl who taught me about the garden

My Blog

...don't drop sexy...(courtesy of Nathaniel)

Soooo, here i am stealing from my friends again. but Nathaniel's blog post gave me a great chuckle and since he's one of the those "private profile" people (likely because he is looking for a job and ...
Posted by D-Rizzle on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:35:00 PST

xmas survey, oh yes, you will pee yourself from laughing too...

I cannot claim this as my own, brendan originally posted this, but i laughed so hard i think i peed myself...1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?? Hot egg nog. 2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit the...
Posted by D-Rizzle on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST

grrr.

now, i'm not a big horoscope person, but today's is particularly accurate:You have two opposing philosophies right now -- 'no pain, no gain' versus 'no fuss, no muss.' You want to be easygoing, but yo...
Posted by D-Rizzle on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:24:00 PST

honestly...

So, i'm very bored. so yeah, myspace survey. again. meh. And if anyone knows where i put the remote control so i can watch tv, i'd be much obliged to know where it is.   Honestly, how many people...
Posted by D-Rizzle on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST