Cliff Eberhardt house concert in SLC |
Room With A View Concerts-House Concerts In Salt Lake City Breaking News! Cliff Eberhardt is playing at our house Monday, June 9, 2008 at 7:30 pm!Yes, this is short notice, but we just received a c...
Posted by John on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:42:00 PST |
A Gift....(warning..do not drink while reading this) |
Forwarded to me by a friendA Gift for my Wife Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weeken...
Posted by John on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:59:00 PST |
Darwin Awards |
You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin awards. Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after ...
Posted by John on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:12:00 PST |
IQ |
What Is Intelligence, Anyway? by Isaac Asimov What is intelligence, anyway? When I was in the army, I received the kind of aptitude test that all soldiers took and, against a normal of 100, scored 1...
Posted by John on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:09:00 PST |
Why |
Why? 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word were misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? ...
Posted by John on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:03:00 PST |
Airline Dictionary |
Borrowed from a friend. Those who travel will understand and those that don't, may enjoy it anyway.Airline Dictionary by Marc Mancini * Open-jaw: What clients do when they find out what th...
Posted by John on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:10:00 PST |
Simply The Best Belly Dance |
I’m pleased to announce that Utah’s first ever belly dance competition has been announced. It will take please on September 20th, 2008 at the Masonic Temple. It is being produced by Rasayn...
Posted by John on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:52:00 PST |
Some humor |
I admit to having received this as an email and it did make me chuckle. I hope you enjoy it.A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible f...
Posted by John on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:25:00 PST |
Zingers |
Some of my favorite put downs: "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasu...
Posted by John on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:08:00 PST |
A good pun is its own reward |
* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. * A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. * Practice safe eating - always use condiments. * Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death....
Posted by John on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:47:00 PST |
