We are not here to be nice. You probably will not like us. We do not wear girls' jeans or get our hair streaked and feathered nor do we believe in comb-overs or crying because it's cool or wearing makeup or kissing boys to attract quasi lesbian girls that you will never get anyway. We are not sensitive; you will not see us cry. Ever. We are not P.C. We will make fun of you if you are fat or hurt yourself while riding a scooter. We believe in the black and white, good vs. evil, objectivism vs. subjectivism. You will just look away when we confront you and your shallow rhetoric. Like Snoop Dogg once said, "Truth hurts. You scared, go to church."
My 2 Dads is a by-product of the 80's. Back when punk was made by punks, not whiney boy-kissers with girls' haircuts and mommy's credit card. Back when rock and roll was played by homeless dirtbags, not trust-fund college kids. Back when your jeans ripped because you wore them for 7 months straight without washing them and not because abercrombie and fitch sold them to you like that for $200. Back when MTV played music and not stupid shows that idolize crack-whores like Paris Hilton. What happened to those days? By golly they are back, don't you worry.
But I digress....
Love us or hate us, you'll still remember us like that time you french kissed your first cousin.