Fuck Kanye West. I love hearing a guy who shits my salary in a day talk about no one giving him a chance because hes black. get over yourself, you piece of shit.
"He who can laugh at himself will never cease to be amused."
I've never caught a break in my life. I had a full time job at age 11. When I was born and the doctor slapped me, the nurses formed a line to get their shots in. The line has been getting longer and longer ever since. Name's Kyle. I play guitar for The [insert band here], and if I ever manage to get my amp back, you may find yourself lucky enough to hear my golden riffs of glory. I hope to one day be rich enough to buy the rights to the middle finger. I am also aspiring to start a professional megatouch tv league. Let me know if you think you got what it takes and/or you can offer a wealth of quarters to finance such an endeavor. I love punk rock, fast guitars, shitty vocals, circle pits, the whole nine yards. I also enjoy Nintendo 64, so if you ever wanna come over and play Starfox, give me a heads up so I can have my mom make us some mini pizzas. I have been very fortunate to have met the friends that I have, and I hopefully make more over time. I am taken by an absolutely gorgeous girl named Tina. Figure the rest out.
