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Brandlefly

I can't control my horny level.

About Me



My friends and I have wonderful, intelligent conversations:

Mike: Nasty as all hell
Mike: Look like he dudes
Mike: Or ant eaters
Me: That doesn't make sense.
Me: "Look like he dudes?"
Mike: It makes plenty sense
Me: "Or ant eaters"
Mike: Yes, total men
Me: THAT MAKES NO SENSE MIKE!
Mike: It paints a good picture in my brain

My Interests

happy whales, naps!, horror films, Batman, my girlfriend, really grusome paintings from England circa 13-1400's, not finishing things, nicknames, animals acting like humans (cats boxing, elephant garbagemen, etc), Jesus Christ, words containing the letters x or z, falling asleep with the TV on, hypocrites and non-hypocrites alike, Oktorocks, The Nightmare Factory, zombie movies

I'd like to meet:

Tom Hanks seems like a pretty cool guy.

Music:

I will never turn these artists off:Barenaked Ladies, Wilco, New Order, Guster, Stars, Metric, Elliott Smith, Beulah, Belle & Sebastian, Franz Ferdinand, Voxtrot, Josh Ritter, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Gorillaz, The Stills, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, Interpol, Mos Def, Broken Social Scene, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, The Kinks, The Beatles, The Pixies, The Arcade Fire, Wolf Parade, Rilo Kiley, Fountains of Wayne, Beck, Simon and Garfunkel, Pete Yorn, Third Eye Blind, The Police, Strix Vega

Movies:

Leon: The Professional, Batman Begins, 28 Days Later, Shaun of The Dead, Dr. Strangelove, Goodfellas, The Thing, E.T., The Nightmare Before Christmas, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Rushmore, Children of Men, The Shining, Children of Men, Spider-Man (1 and 2), Night of the Living Dead, The Departed, Moulin Rouge, The Proposition, Se7en, The Big Lebowski, Hell Comes to Frogtown, The Royal Tenenbaums

Television:

The Shield, Arrested Development, Rescue Me, The Office, Lost, Extras, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 30 Rock, The Simpsons, Da Ali G Show, 30 Rock, Cops, Wings, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Seinfeld, Jack Bauer Power Hour, Home Movies, The Twilight Zone, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Countdown with Keith Olbermann

Books:

The Stand, Girlfriend In A Coma, The Exorcist, The Dark Knight Returns, The Martian Chronicles, Of Mice and Men, The Dark Tower series, Ex Machina, Scott Pilgrim, 1984, Batman: Year One, The World of Karl Pilkington, I Was Framed Y'all by Saddam Hussein

Heroes:

Stephen King, Michael J. Fox, Rod Serling, my dad and Morgan Freeman in Lean On Me

My Blog

Brandons still alive - they just be concealin it

Good evening America,Boy howdy am I sweaty! I just ran/jogged two miles. And I forgot my water bottle! And my hair is all shaggy and wet, sticking to my forehead. Disgusting. I am a disgusting mo...
Posted by Brandlefly on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

The Id(l)es of March

I recently lost most of my fingers in a freak accident. That has prevented me from writing any blogs. I wrote this one by biting down on a pencil and painstakingly pecking at each key. That was an ...
Posted by Brandlefly on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:23:00 PST

The 9 Best Albums of 2007.

I love making lists! I just love it! I'll create a list about anything, anything at all. Tell me what to make a list about. Currently I'm working on a list about my favorite positions to fall asle...
Posted by Brandlefly on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:34:00 PST

The Best Songs of 2007.

Here is my list of the best songs of 2007. Yes, I'm sure they're not your favorites but, hey, it's my blog. Let me know what you think. A lot of yays or a lot of nays?Also, (legally?) download each...
Posted by Brandlefly on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:03:00 PST

End of the Year - BRIAN STYLE!

Best Moment of the yearHmmmm...just one of those random, un-noted moments when I felt really happy. Like, right before I saw Robin or saw my parents or when filming something fun. Best Day of the Ye...
Posted by Brandlefly on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:37:00 PST

McGuffin!

You know, a lot of times I'm told "You're a waste of time, Brandon Marcus! You're accomplishing nothing! You are rubbing dirt on your father's name!" And to this I say "Listen here, Dad, I'm-a gonn...
Posted by Brandlefly on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:23:00 PST

This is the best war ever!

This is great. The war is practically over, you guys. Did you hear that we're bringing the troop levels down to 130,000 by next summer?! 130,000! IT'S NEVER BEEN THAT LOW! (unless you're including...
Posted by Brandlefly on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:17:00 PST

Comic Con: PART TWO!

Annnnnnnnnnnnd we're back. Part Two! Comic Con: Even Conner! Today's installment covers more of The Con. Mostly panels. As well, you can see pictures from the Superbad special screening. By the...
Posted by Brandlefly on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 05:07:00 PST

Comic Con: PART ONE!

PART ONE: Brandon arrives in San DiegoAfter several hours on the train with my broken iPod, I arrived in San Diego for Comic Con on Wednesday July 25th around six or seven o'clock. While I traveled b...
Posted by Brandlefly on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST

I turned 21! And I didnt throw up!

Hello America!I'm back from my many journeys. The end of July was quite eventful. Within in one week I visited San Diego for Comic Con annnnnnnnd I turned 21! On top of all that, I had several fri...
Posted by Brandlefly on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST