Buddy McHutton - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Im 6'5 and Im scared of heights so getting out of bed and standing up is quite an ordeal.Irish and native american descent so when i get drunk I get in a fight and then give all my land to the white man.I was raised in an all female family, so laundry day sucked. If I ran out of underwear and had to borrow some I would go to school with pink frills coming out of the top of my pants."No dude pink frills are cooool now."We were poor so I tried to act like I didnt like the stuff my mom couldnt afford. "Look at that puss kid with his shoelaces." "You sissy, you have food in your fridge?".. --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> im a dick

My Interests

Apart from politics my other interests include my wang, blowing up stuff, running over rodents, blowing stuff up, green peas, and clown noses.(just kidding about the clown noses, that would be weird)

I'd like to meet:

God and ask him why he made the platapus

Music:

PUNK, SKA, POLKA, AND RUSSIAN KICK DANCING!!

Movies:

Im gonna be in them.

Books:

"Who moved my cheese?" was good, but it always made me hungry

Heroes:

Mahatma Gumbi : NonVoilence and Stretchy limbs.....Great.

My Blog

entry letter 6

April 8, 2007 It's been a while since I've seen ya. Here the updates. Someone stole the favorite bag containing my glasses, a camera that wasn't mine but I'm going to have to pay for, and a ...
Posted by Buddy McHutton on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

entry number E

March 22, 2007 Sea day The only conversation topics available here are 1. The guests, 2. The ship/fleet/company, and C Shit talking. Every one hates guest after they go below deck 3. The smile ...
Posted by Buddy McHutton on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

4th entry

March 20 Key West Not much new. St. Pattys was fun but tiring. Actually most of my day are like that. I kinda am running out of steam I miss people. Lizzy and applying parties, boo b...
Posted by Buddy McHutton on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:05:00 PST

third entry

Feb 23 Ok so I haven't had any time to do anything on this last cruise except for today. Some updates though, I am doing standup for...
Posted by Buddy McHutton on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

second entry

Feb 16 Went to Key West, got lost, found a local to ask directions, found out the local I chose to ask was the island deaf drunk. S...
Posted by Buddy McHutton on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

first week

Feb 9 2007 2:30pm So I'm on the flight. Turbulence is something taken lightly only as an after thought. Every sway assures me of my impending doom. I met two kids from Brazil, they got work Visas t...
Posted by Buddy McHutton on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:39:00 PST

first week

donkey

Why doesnt anything come easy as it does on sitcoms. I want a donkey to for my birthday party who cares if my uncle has to steal it from a farm and then cant give it back without incriminating himself...
Posted by Buddy McHutton on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:54:00 PST

Loser thought 1

There isnt much money in being a loser, because by definition it is one who loses. There is however a lot of video games, suicidal thought and mountain dew. In retrospect of the last sentence I think ...
Posted by Buddy McHutton on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST

Cup of joseph

Corporate Coffee is definitely a symbol of the evil encompassed in the "freedoms" our president vomits semantically on microphones and our heroes are boldly absorbing 7.62mm rounds to encourage and pr...
Posted by Buddy McHutton on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:37:00 PST