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About Me

I immerse myself in the Young Adult section of the Library.

Also, my cat is a slut.

My Interests

Punching crippled kids.

I'd like to meet:

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

Music:

Fiona Appizzle, Simon and G-Dawg, Muse, Old Weezer, Radiohead, Homedog Marty Robbins, The Killaz, Johnny Cash-Man, Oingo Boingo, Danny Elfman, Snake River Conspiracy, Regina Spektor

OCCASIONALLY: Beck, Coldplay, Death Cab For Cutie, Keane, Kanye West, The Bravery, The Go Go's, Tchaikovsky, My Chemical Romance (I hate you, Paige)

ALSO: Any band that does a good cover.

Movies:

Practically all animated movies. Aside from that: Pleasantville, Mean Girls, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Television:

Heroes, The Office, and Lost are what I watch right now. House is growing on me because all my friends watch it. PEER PRESHUR, LOL.

All my other favorite shows were cancelled or finished: Firefly, Friends, Arrested Development, NewsRadio, Talespin, other animated TV shows.

Books:

It's high time for an update on this. I still think Jane Austen is a boring English cunt. I think Hemingway should change his name to Stupidway. Stephen King has yet to blow me away, but since I think he's a decent guy I'll give him a few more chances. As far as actual books go, my top three are Catcher in the Rye, Holes, and Battle Royale. That means I like books that are: (1) targeted for children or young adults, (2) needlessly violent or strong language'd, (3) character-driven, (4) sarcastic in tone, and (5) batshit crazy. The best book I've read so far this year was probably . . . The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Although those last ten chapters really pissed me off. Yeah, Mark Twain should change his name to Mark Ruin Everything.

Heroes:

Julia Butterfly (tree hippie), Peter Petrelli, Claire Bennet. Conan O'Brien. Unicorns.

My Blog

THIS WOULD BE PAIGE!

WHO FO'GHOT TO SIGN OUT OF MYSPACE?!WAS IT ME?NOPE!IT WAS ROARBIN!WHO DA HYPOCRITE NAW, SON?!............P.S.I LOVE YOU!P.P.S.Please don't kill me.CAT.You are very pretty.E.S.PI didn't do anything bes...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:35:00 PST

Every day I am more and more convinced that I am going to hell.

I thought I'd drop a line to say I finished THE BOOK THIEF and I cried like a little girl. Then I told Kyran I hated Jews because they make me cry more than any other race. Then she laughed at me. The...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

Remember me?

I thought I'd drop a couple of lines into ye olde blog. Although, as Diane Cady taught me, "Ye" is not a real Old English word. But to explain that properly I'd have to draw it, so you'll just have to...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST

Break: A Recap

I had one day of rest once I got home, and then I started working at Mervyn's again.It was alright. I woke up at 4:00 AM mostly, had only two closing shifts, and only one shift that wasn't in my depar...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST

HOME!

Not yet.But I will be home on the ninth. Probably late.Also: Wish me luck - I'm going to try and get the Truck Beast from my mom so I can drive around over winter break.Also: Wish me luck - finals.Als...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:59:00 PST

By the way!

I signed up for classes:SURVEY OF BRITISH LITERATURE IISURVEY OF AMERICAN LITERATURE IIADVANCED FICTION FOR CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTSADAPTATIONS: INTERSECTIONS OF LITERATURE AND CINEMACOMPUTER CONCEPT...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

You know my name, suckers.

News Items:-Brandon on Thursday. Excitement level is reaching critical.-Saw Casino Royale. Downloaded Theme song. Brandon made fun.-Went to Eureka. Saw baby Zoey (Tessa's baby). Did not see Zombie. ):...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:31:00 PST

Things are GREAT.

So I'm at Mills now. All women. No men. Some men. No women. Fifty tigers. All men. JUST KIDDING. It's all women. And some graduate men. And some foreign kids who are studying English. Anyway, if I we...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST

Things I will miss . . .

- Zombikins. Zombs. Zombini. Zombo. Zombiecat. The Zombster. ZOMBIIIIIIIIE.- Brandon Marcus. Okay, really, you're number one. This list isn't in order, as noted by the next item.- WINCO COOKIES- Being...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:39:00 PST

Finally, my Karma has kicked in.

FedEx calls me at 7:30 this morning, wanting to know where my house is. I'm on a regular street, in the middle of the town, and I didn't think it was that hard to find, but apparently the numbers are ...
Posted by Osama Bin Robin on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:21:00 PST