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The Rickness

I'm here for the battle of wits, but you seem to be unarmed....

About Me

There is probably something wrong with me and thats just the way it is. Word on the street is that I'm an asshole, but honestly, how much could a street possibly know and would YOU trust its judgment?

My Interests

I'm so terrificle Ive got my own tollfree number... 1-800-UNbelievable.

I'd like to meet:

So many assholes, so few bullets.... People that don't try to stuff me in a little box that I don't fucking fit into... Oh and also that guy who always emails me that a long lost family member died in some far off third world country and I inherited a bunch of cash.I think over the last few years I had 200 distant relatives die and I inherited 5000 trillion million dollars. That guy owes me moneyBelow is a calander shoot with my bike and my truck taken in May of 2007

Music:

I like both kinds, Rock and Roll

Movies:

Most

Television:

Law and Order is the Steez!

Books:

Recently read Atlas Shrugged and it was possibly the best book I've ever read.

Heroes:

Fuck you as well

My Blog

road update 8-6-08

Howdy fuckos,Well I'm in Portland now after spending the last week in washington around the seattle area. We played some great shows with our new buddies Dragstrip Riot and of course Bob Wayne. Do y...
Posted by The Rickness on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:37:00 PST

road update 7-30-08

HEYOH!!!! Well, we are leaving montana today to head into washington and I must say I'm sad to go... Montana is one of my favorite places to be and is always so much fun. This time was no exceptio...
Posted by The Rickness on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:50:00 PST

road update 7-22-08

Well the tour started off a bit rough... The first gig in chicago was almost as shitty as most of the people that live there and I dont think I am welcome back at that venue. hahaha To top it off my ...
Posted by The Rickness on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:50:00 PST

blog removed

To embarrassing, don't want to think about it. 
Posted by The Rickness on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:21:00 PST

Fuck. She broke again.

 So, I recently did a little surgery on the old girl to repair a seperated side.  It worked brilliantly but now it seems she wants to seperate on another side to the tune of about one and a ...
Posted by The Rickness on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST

Newest endeavor

So I decide that I'm not quite swamped enough and should learn a new trade.  I went ahead and picked up a couple of Macks, a couple of tins of One Shot Enamel and brought home a two foot by two f...
Posted by The Rickness on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

R.I.P. Jesse Snowdon

Dear Jesse,    Apparentlly you died today.  You didn't warn me, ask me my permission, or anyone elses for that matter, and you did it while in your prime. 25 years old.  What the f...
Posted by The Rickness on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

Fuck Riverwest.

So I park my truck in Shitty Riverwest for the night last night to go out of town for a gig.  I come back this morning and some worthless piece of shit threw a huge rock threw my window and yanke...
Posted by The Rickness on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:33:00 PST

SURGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let us all bow our heads in a brief moment of prayer for my girl who went under the knife today.  Her body seperated from her sides.  It may be from the way I slap the shit out of her, ...
Posted by The Rickness on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST

Busted head

So alot of people have been asking me if I'm ok because of the picture I posted on my page.  That picture of my busted ass head is from a few years ago, so yes i assure you I am alright.  As...
Posted by The Rickness on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:02:00 PST