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The One Upper

I'm so good that when I wake up in the morning I piss excellent

About Me

My name is Brandon or BShep. I work at Hall Nisan for right now until I can get another job that beter suites me. I love to spend time with my girlfriend everyday and every minute. I love her more than anything. I like to go out to the clubs and shake my rump. I like to hang out and have a couple of beers and enjoy the good times. If u wanna get to know me more find me on ..::::::::::tankaindian::::::::::::::::::: One last thing: Dear Mr. Toilet I'm the shit..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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--THE BASICS--
[name]: Brandon
[birthdate]: 05/19
[sex]: Male
[relationship status]: In a relationship
[shoe size]: 14
[parents still together]: Yes
[siblings]: None
[pets]: 2 dogs
--FAVORITES--
[color]: Le Mans orange
[number]: 7
[time of year]: Spring
[type of weather]: Warm
[food/drink]: Mexican
--DO YOU--
[twirl your hair]: No
[have any tattoos]: Yes
[cheat on tests]: Who hasn't
[like scary movies]: Yes
[like cleaning]: Some What
[know how to drive a standard]: Yes, but suck at it
[own a cell phone]: Yes
[collect anything]: Shot glasses and model cars
--HAVE YOU EVER--
[been in a fist fight]: Yes
[considered a life of crime]: No
[considered being a hooker]: Maybe... No
[been in love]: Yes
[made out with just a friend]: Yes
[hurt someone you love]: Yes
[kicked someone in the nuts]: Yes
--CURRENT--
[clothing]: Coastal Edge shirt with Old Navy jeans
[hair]: Gelled
[song you are in love with]: Firman
[cd in your stereo]: Carter II
[mood]: Happy
[thing you ought to be doing]: Fixing momma duke's computer
--LOVE--
[first crush]: Anna Yahn
[first kiss]: Daniel
[first love]: Kati
[do you believe in love at first sight]: Yes
[do you believe in "the one"]: Yes... i have her
[are you a tease]: Yes....maybe.... ok I am
[would you ever commit yourself to someone 100%]: Yes
--ARE YOU--
[honest]: Some times
[sarcastic]: All the time
[a daydreamer]: What??... oh Yes
[up tight or laid back]: Laid back
[messy or organized]: Both
[shy our outgoing]: Outgoing
--RANDOM--
[nervous habits]: Bite my nails
[are you double jointed]: No
[can you roll your tongue]: Sort of
[do you make your bed daily]: Yes soon as I get out of it
[which shoe goes on first]: Right
--IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU--
[bought something]: Yes.... flowers for my girl
[been sick]: Not really
[sang]: Yes doing it right now
[missed someone]: Yes
[gotten drunk]: No
[gotten a haircut]: Yes
[watched cartoons]: Yes
[been kissed]: Yes
[lied]: No
--LAST PERSON THAT--
[you spent the night with]: Kati
[spent the night with you]: Kati
[saw you cry]: Kati
[made you cry]: No one
[you said "i love you" to]: Kati
[told you they loved you]: Kati
--WHAT IS--
[the best feeling in the world]: being with kati
[the worst feeling in the world]: being without Kati
[your greatest fear]: dieing
[the thing you want most in life]: good paying job and a nice house
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My Interests

Rugby,Football, Basketball, Car Stereo, Compact Cars, Lacrosse and Shopping .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Rice Racer
You think that the world revolves around street racing. You think your Honda Civic with NOS is the coolest thing ever to grace the planet. You watch “The Fast and the Furious” and drool.

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I'd like to meet:

Samuel L. Jackson, Pharelle, Derek Jeter, and many more celebs... width="425" height="350" ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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Music:

John Legend, Boyz II Men, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, 50 Cent, The Game, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Pharelle, The Neptunes, N.E.R.D, The Clispe, Dirty South, Lil' John, The Killers, Outkast, The Used, The Hives, Simple Plan, Ray Charles, Frank Sinatra, Paul Wall, Mike Jones (Who?), Dean Martin, Sleepy Brown, Purple Ribbon All-Stars, Slim Thug, Eastside Boyz, Goodie Mobb, Mobb Deep, 112, Boyz II Men, All-4-One, Musiq, R. Kelly, All-American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Death Cab for a Cutie, Foo Fighters, Hawthrone Heights, Taking Back Sunday, and many more

Movies:

Half baked, Super Troopers, Moulan Rounge, The Notebook, Anchorman, 40 year Old Virgin, Fast and Furious 1 & 2, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Gone in 60 Seconds, Mr. Bean, House Party, Friday, Barber Shop, Napolean Dynamite, Saw I & II, Monster Inc, Blue Crush, Into the Deep, Bevis and Butthead Do America, Dumb-n-Dumber, Ave Ventura Pet Detective I & II, Dick and Jane, Rent, The Majestic, and many more

Television:

The Yankees baby!!!! Simpsons, Family Guy, Will and Grace, King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, Friends, Next, and Music Videos

Books:

I read ppl like books

Heroes:

My parents

My Blog

War

Let us wallow in triumph and gloryfor our great army has vanquishedin weeksan enemy armed to the teethwith automatic weapons and grenades.Hand out the medals!  Hundreds ofbillions of dollars have...
Posted by The One Upper on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 06:28:00 PST

Hip-hop

Why is it so uncool to smile? When did that become hip-hop's taboo? I would be smilin all the tyme if I made the money that you do.Rymin like you jus cuaght a face full of sun,  I miss the days w...
Posted by The One Upper on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 08:51:00 PST

Fuck Ashton Kutcher

Fuck Ashton Kutcher! The public image butcher. His show is a hit, and I can't stand that shit! I dont even know him and I hate his guts. You punk me I wont even sign the release, cuz when you punk bla...
Posted by The One Upper on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 06:45:00 PST

Survey

would u...[] give me your number?[] kiss me?[] let me kiss you?[] watch a movie with me?[] take me out to dinner?[] drive me somewhere[] cut some rug with me?[] take a shower with me?[] be my bf/gf?[]...
Posted by The One Upper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bout me

Body: This quiz has 103 questions. Here's what you're supposed to do....and DON'T spoil the fun. Copy (not forward) this entire bulletin and paste it onto a new bulletin that you will send. Change all...
Posted by The One Upper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What would you do.....?(only for the ladies)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF....>>i came to you in the middle of the night?>>i said i loved you?::>>i kissed you?::>>i moved next door to you?::>>i started a bad habit?::>>...
Posted by The One Upper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

COPS

The Red, White, and Blue lights light up the nyte like it is the 4th day of July, but it is a cold day in the winter, so fuck the fire crackers, cuz these crackers fir at niggas. The hatred spreads, a...
Posted by The One Upper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lap Dance

I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw) Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw) Somethin' you've never seen before (Never Seen) And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face I got somethin' chrome (I got some...
Posted by The One Upper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Answer these questions

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describ...
Posted by The One Upper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways

How do love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the leve...
Posted by The One Upper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST