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Joe, The Black Knight

Odin I await thee - Your true son am I, I hail you now as I die. I pledge you my sword and to no man

About Me

*Updated 11/23/06*%Finally got the time to update my page, basically a year later from when I made this account. Now at this moment I'm 21. My goal in life & dream is to be a NYC firefighter. I already applied for the test and now I'm studying and training for both the written & physical tests. I will fucking suceed & be triumphant! Currently I'm unemployed by choice, but I am interested in finding some kind of easy, part time, stress-free job just to pay the bills, etc. Instead of working, I am really into bodybuilding and I work out like 5 times a week. I want to be able to pass the physical with ease, and I'm also into looking good (trying to at least), being healthy, and being strong (steroid free - for now at least). I just want to be the best looking I can possibly be and be perfect.. so we'll see what happens. %D%A%D%AI'm basically still the same I was last year. I'm 100% anti-drugs. I like to drink occassionally, however I'm not an alcoholic. Drinking is fun, but it sucks to drink alone, and I know my limits, thats why I don't overdo it. I only drink when with a lot of friends when its fun. I dont do drugs & I never smoked Anything before. I dont hate people that do drugs, I just fucking hate people that show off about it, like their better than you or like it makes you a fucking man or something. Bench 200 lbs than talk to me about being a "man". %D%A%D%AI'm still heavily into metal and I still have my hair, which really grew in the past few months. I go to basically almost every metal show that comes up and I've been going to shows since I'm 16. I've met just about every band I've ever seen live and have pictures & autographs from some of the biggest rock stars in history, such as Dio, Halford & Manowar (my top 3 proudest moments).%D%A%D%ALast year I was attenting Kingsborough Community College purposely to reach 30 credits to be able to become a firefighter, but recently they lowered the standards of credits to 15, and I have more than that, so just for now, I'm taking some time off (and to save money, too). I might go back, eventually, but not sure when. I do miss it though (at times).. %D%A%Dnything else youd need to know, please feel free to email me. %D%A%D%A%D%A* (Updated ?/2005) * At the moment, I'm 20 years old and attending Kingsborough Community College because I fucked around so much in high school and couldn't attend a better college. I'm currently only working for 30 credits to meet the requirements for the FDNY test next year, which I hope to pass. %D%AI'm mostly Italian & Sicilian, as well as some other stuff, too. I live in Brooklyn, New York where I was born & raised. *Note* I'm not Black, I refer to myself as The Black Knight, which was a character from the Monty Python & The Holy Grail movie, and also because I like a lot of medeival stuff, so I think its cool. whatever. %D%AI fucking love metal down to the bone. Anyone who opposses metal is not my friend and a fucking looser. I don't like shit like Korn or Slipknot or fucking mainstream pussy bands. If you do, don't fucking talk to me. %D%AI believe in the true definition of an 80's metal head: long fucking hair and always dressed like your ready to thrash til death.%D%AI dont paint my fingernails black or any stupid shit like that. I dont wear ufo's or any of that skater shit. I'm not into dressing "goth", I hate Marilyn Manson and all his pussy ass followers. My dress style is simple; a metal shirt every day, army pants or black jeans, and my long gorgeous hair ;) %D%AI dont have piercings nor do i want any. if youre a girl looking for a guy with a thousand piercings because its "hot" than I'm not for you. I dont have any tattoos yet either, But I do plan on getting a few (soon, actually). %D%AI enjoy weight lifting/body building, vigorous excercising, METAL, and ofcourse some t.v. shows, movies, video/computer games, etc. %D%AI don't do drugs or smoke and never will. Just never believed in it nor found it cool, and I have nothing more to prove to anyone and don't need to smoke a cigg or be a cocaine addict to be any 'cooler'. I know what I am, and if you appreciate me for who and what I am, than you are a true follower and believer in the spirit of Heavy Metal. Sorry to sound like a prick, just some shit needs to be cleared first. I'm actually a pretty nice/clean person more so than youre average metal-head asshole prick. My door is always open to friend requests, but if youre an asshole, or like pussy bands or have a retarded profile (or all 3), I WILL DENY YOU. If you're a band trying to find followers, I'll accept your request but I probably will never listen to your music, sorry. I'm just too busy. I'm mainly looking to meet cool/nice/metal girls around Ny or the surrounding states that come to Ny often for shows. Maybe we'll meet up at one, who knows. I'm not one of those asshole type guys. I dont make moves or anything stupid. I have manners, I'm proper, and sometimes shy. I wouldn't know if a girl liked me if one bent herself over in front of me (lol..why am I saying this). If theres anything you need to know or want to ask, drop me a mail. If youre cool (and if youre metal, you know what Im talking about) than you'll have no shame in requesting me. Either way, I'll accept, read & respond to emails from anyone as best I could. Make sure you speak Good English and aren't retarded. That about sums it up.. Enjoy my profile.You Are a Frappacino
%Dt your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern
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%Dt your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent
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You are Number of the Beast Eddie, what a great
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What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)

Judas priest
You are Judas Priest. You rock hard and ride free. You love leather, studs and singing metal, with the occassional motorcycle.
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What Kind Of Metal Are You?

Thrash Metal
Pioneered by Bay Area titans Metallica, Exodus and Slayer, thrash metal was the most extreme act in the 80s. It was known for singer/guitar combos, huge drum sets, and minute-log guitar solos. It is no longer around, but you are a metal hero for loving thrash.
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Iced Earth
You are Iced Earth! Your music stems from classic heavy metal with slight thrash roots. You love melody in your music, and you definitely love adding the element of fantasy with reality when you write your songs. Rhythm speed, heaviness, and melody are what you're all about!

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My Interests

METAL, working out, bodybuilding, being the strongest I can be and being stronger than you; Going to concerts, meeting famous musicians, hanging out with friends, video games; alcohol, women, metal girls, cool people, interesting people, etc. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd like to meet.. shit, let's start with who I already met: %D%AROB HALFORD, MANOWAR, DIO, OVERKILL, TIM OWNENS, CHRIS CAFFREY, CANNIBAL CORPSE, DEICIDE, Mauser & Doc (R.I.P.) from Vader, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, NUNSLAUGHTER, KREATOR, BLIND GUARDIAN, JOEY BELLADONNA (ANTHRAX), TOMAS LINDBERG (The Crown/AT THE GATES), Evan Seinfeld (Biohazard), CHILDREN OF BODOM (except Alexi), Richard Christy (Death/Control Denied/Iced Earth), Andy Larocque (King Diamond/Death), Mike (Destruction), Vince & John Gallagher (Dying Fetus), Edguy, Gothic Knights (long-time friends), Oscar (HammerFall), Jack Frost (Metalium/Seven Witches), Ross Dolan (Immolation), Will Rahmer (Mortician), Morbid Angel (Steve, Trey and Pete), Nile, Arch Enemy (Angela & Sharlee), Russel Allan (Symphony X), Dougie White (Yngwie Malmsteen), and Zandelle (long-time friends).%D%ANow on to who I'd like to meet: Iron Maiden, Yngwie Malmsteen (you fucker, I waited 2 hours for you to come out and you just walked past us & went in your bus), Anthrax, Helloween, Chuck Schuldiner (R.I.P.), King Diamond (if possible), Manowar (again), Metalium, David Vincent of Morbid Angel, Ralf Scheeper's of Primal Fear, Slayer, Testament, etc.align="center"Joseph's sexual nickname:

%D%A"Pork Sword"%D%A

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Which guitar are you

Fender Strat
You are a Fender Stratocaster. You are the orignal rock and roll guitar.

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Music:

Before I start listing bands, I'd just like whoever is reading this that I personally don't care what you think of me if I like a certain band you don't like. I dont fucking care. Youre not better than me and don't even try to judge me. I can crush you like a cracker over a bowl of soup. I'm not an asshole, Im very nice. But this is for the 15 year old high school faggots that havent matured yet and think their so fuckin cool if they know an underground metal band. Big fuckin deal.Anyway.. :3 INCHES OF BLOOD - The ABSENSE - A CANAROUS QUINTET - AC/DC - ALICE COOPER - ALICE IN CHAINS - AMON AMARTH - ANTHRAX - ARMORED SAINT - ARCH ENEMY - ATTACKER - AT THE GATES - BEHEMOTH - BELLADONNA - BEYOND FEAR - BIOHAZARD - BLACK SABBATH - BLIND GUARDIAN - BRUCE DICKINSON - CADAVERIA - CANNIBAL CORPSE - CHILDREN OF BODOM (old) - CIRITH GORGOR - CONTROL DENIED - CORONER - DARK ANGEL - DARK MOOR - DEATH (favorite band, R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner) - DECEASED - DEICIDE - DEMONIC CHRIST - DEMONS & WIZARDS - DESTRUCTION - DIABOLIC - DIO - DISSECTION (R.I.P. Jon) - DOKKEN - DRAGONFORCE - DREAM EVIL - DYING FETUS - EDGUY - ELF - ELWING - EMPEROR - ENSLAVED - EXODUS - FIFTH ANGEL - FIGHT - FIREWIND - FLESHCRAWL - FLOTSAM & JETSAM - GAMMARAY - GEHENNAH - GOTHIC KNIGHTS - GOTHIC SLAM - GRAVE DIGGER - GRIM REAPER - GUNS N' ROSES - HALFORD - HALLOWEEN - HAMMERFALL - HATE ETERNAL - HATE PLOW - HEATHEN - HELLOWEEN - HELSTAR - ICARUS WITCH - ICED EARTH - IMMOLATION - IMMORTAL - IN AETERNUM - INSANE - IRON MAIDEN - JUDAS PRIEST - KING DIAMOND - KREATOR - KRISIUN - LABYRINTH - LUCA TURILLI - MALEVOLENT CREATION - MANOWAR (my #2 favorite band!) - MARK BOALS - MEGADETH - MERCYFUL FATE - METALIUM - METALLICA (old) - M.O.D. - MORBID ANGEL - MORTICIAN - MORTUARY - MOTLEY CRUE - MOTORHEAD - NAGLFAR - NIGHTRAGE - NIGHTWISH - NILE - NOCTURNAL RITES - NUCLEAR ASSAULT - NUNSLAUGHTER - OPERA IX - OVERKILL - OZZY - PANTERA - PEGAZUS - PHARAOH - PRIMAL FEAR - QUEEN - RAINBOW - REBELLION - RHAPSODY - RUNNING WILD - SADUS - SAVATAGE - SEPULTURA - SINERGY - SIX FEET UNDER (old) - SKID ROW - SLAYER - S.O.D. - SODOM - SPINAL TAP - STEEL ATTACK - STRYPER - SYMPHONY X - TERRORIZER - TESTAMENT - The CROWN - THORNSPAWN - TRANSMETAL - TWISTED SISTER - TYRAN PACE - VADER - VENOM - VITAL REMAINS - W.A.S.P. - WHITE ZOMBIE - YNGWIE J. MALMSTEEN - ZANDELLE MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

Movies:

LORD OF THE RINGS Trilogy; MONTY PYTHON & The Holy Grail, TROY, KING ARTHUR, UNDER SEIGE 1 & 2, THE PATRIOT (Steven Seagal), LETHAL WEAPON, ASSAULT ON PRECINT 13 (remake), RAMBO trilogy, ROCKY 1-6, TRUE LIES, GLIMMER MAN, EXIT WOUNDS, SPINAL TAP, MISSING IN ACTION trilogy, INVASION AMERICA, any James Bond 007 movies, American Pie trilogy, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, TERMINATOR trilogy, COMMANDO, CINDERELLA MAN, Gladiator, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 1 & 2, CLERKS 1 & 2, MALLRATS, DOGMA, CHASING AMY (was allrite..), Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, PUMPING IRON; many many more.. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

Television:

Family Guy, Married With Children, South Park, Beavis & Butthead, Reno 911, The Simpsons, Pinky & The Brain, Mind Of Mencia, Chappelle's Show, Metal Mania, Headbanger's Ball, The Man Show, That 70's Show, Wayan's Brothers, Seinfeld, & many more.. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

Heroes:

Heroes.. I have many personal heroes who either inspired me musically or were just very influential in life, but to me Real heroes aren't sports figures or wrestlers. Real heroes are the brave men & women serving in the United States Marine Corp., Army, Navy, Airforce, etc. who put their lives on the line to make our country what it is today. Real heroes are also the brave men & women protecting our city in the FDNY and NYPD. One day soon I will join the ranks of the NYFD to protect this city and rescue people, and if I die in the line of duty, I want to die the bravest death any man could dream of. I want to go above & beyond the call of duty to make a difference, to sacrifice myself in the most dangerous of places where no other man would dare go to save another human's life. When I perish, I request the largest and most decorated of ceremonies, and I would want to be remembered as one of the most bravest souls to had ever lived to serve for the New York Fire Department; and that was my bicentennial minute. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Blog

Roadie Looking for Hire

If you're in a band and want to be fancy and have a roadie assist you in carrying all of your equipment and guard it, etc.. then contact me. Im very flexible & easy-going. Willing to travel. Will ...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

In Loving Memory Of Sean "Brooklyn DJ" Webber

I just found out the news today about Sean's passing. I thought it was a sick joke, but no, unfortunately it is true. Kingsborough will never be the same. He was one of my favorite buddies there. We w...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

Goodbye Myspace

Goodbye Myspace I'm leaving here for a while (make that a Very long while). I wont be reading my mail or comments anymore. If I havent gotten back to your comment or email by now, I probably wont...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST

GOTHIC KNIGHTS - Singer Needed!

  SINGER NEEDED--NEW SONGS ON SITE GOTHIC KNIGHTS are searching for a SINGER.There are now 2 new songs uploaded to the Gothic Knights site www.gothicknights.comLinks to the songs without voc...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST

NY/NYC Bands - Need A Photographer Or Video-Photographer?

Band Photographer for gigs in Bklyn and NYC. For samples check www.magiczorillo.net or www.pepperart.comContact [email protected], if you have a band who's seeking a video-photographer (aka a bo...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:52:00 PST

Come Get Drunk @ My 21rst B-day Bash! Sept. 30, 2006

Yo guys, I'm having an event held on my birthday with a bunch of bands such as Magus Beast, Exit To Eternity and more TBA at The Hook (most likely). Come get thrashed with me & puke all night! Ho...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:30:00 PST

I'm leaving Myspace and the internet for a short amount of time.

Hello all, I've decided to stay away from my computer for a little while and I dont want to go back on Myspace for at least a week (due to personal reasons). I most likely won't even be signed on to ...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

Deleting My Profile

I'm considering to delete my profile here on Myspace and never return.. (for personal reasons). I doubt anyone would care anyway and I wouldnt be missed. If you disagree with my decision, you may repl...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST

Fortune Cookie

I just cracked open a fortune cookie and the fortune read "A beautiful, smart and loving person will be coming into your life". These damn Chinese better be right. Thats all for now. Later, --Joe...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:42:00 PST

Nokia Theatre In NYC Sucks!

I really hope I NEVER have to go back to that rotten Nokia Theatre again. Fuckin security took away my blank tapes and made me leave the Anthrax show last nite. Complete bullshit! Anyway, to all my f...
Posted by Joe, The Black Knight on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:14:00 PST