Okay let's make this as quick and painless as possible. Well for starters, my name is Aubrey [my friends call me way too many things for you to know... but Aubs is always good.] and I'm Japanese and Hawaiian.
Important Point #1: I don't care if you think I'm ugly. It doesn't keep me up at night wondering how to look better. Think what you want about me. I know I have faults. Fuck you for pointing them out.
Important point # 2: If you don't have at least two interests in common with me, don't add me. It would be nice if you wrote a message or something telling me about yourself. That's it. Simple.
Honestly, I do love meeting new people, making new friends, and learning new things/cultures... but damn some people are the wrong kind of creepy.
Important Point #3: Before I start to list all the defining characteristics that make me... well me, I would like to point out that I am 98% sure that I am the weirdest and yet coolest woman that you will ever read about or meet.
Some information about me:
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I have Scoleciphobia.
I don't do drugs. Seriously.
I love to listen to Yo La Tengo and the Arcade Fire before I go to sleep at night.
You can say that my friends are amazing. I hang out with the kids that make food and then throw it at cars. I hang out with the kids that say the word fuck in a day care. I hang out with the kids that make fantastic art with me. I hang out with the kids that put cups under cars with me and then watch them explode. I hang out with the kids that totally pull their scrotum out in a Burger King. I hang out with kids that do random acts of destruction. Represent.
As soon as you realize that I'm the coolest female on the face of the Earth, life will be a lot better. :]
I was named after the song "Aubrey" by a band called Bread.
You [yes you reading this] go out right now and pick up a good mag called "Topic" you won't regret it. ♥
I'm an experimental photographer and painter
I have a facination with death/preserved animal/body parts, serial killers, car accidents, and freakish deaths. I'm basically a taphophiliac. [ Look the word up. I'm not a dictionary ]
I'm ambidexterous. I can write with both hands at the same time but when I write with my right hand, it ends up backwards and upside-down.
I love artistic erotica and just erotica in general.
I'm always dehydrated.
Sometimes I feel like a waste of space but sometimes like one of the greatest people on the face of the planet.
I can hold my breath for 3 minutes
I have this tendency to use big words. Look 'em up. Don't ask me what they mean. You have the biggest database right in front of you. The Internet. Get off of myspace and educate yourself.♥
I'm not fake
I'm pretty much a femme fatale. Deal with it. Hahaha. Dangerous
My fears include: clowns, earthworms, large amounts of water, waking up bald, taking pills, and not being able to roll my eyes
People say that talking to me is like talking to an asian on speed.
I have really, really tiny pupils. There's also the fact that my eyes are really shiny. I'm not stoned, that's just how they are.
♥Pyromaniac♥
Save drama for somebody who cares
I love bunnies, ducks and evil space robots♥
Yeah like I said, I'm Hawaiian and Japanese. Don't make jokes about my heritage or I will kill you.
I collect/make hair falls
Loving Lydia Lunch is a big plus on yr part ♥ I just may dry hump you :D
I love colors!!
I LOOOVVEEEE my goggles.
I obsess over tulle skirts, PVC, rubber, and lace
I love stockings... like electric blue
I own an ice bat
I love Giant Robot New York
I have 35 fetishes. I love bring naked
I love my vinyl cat earrrrrsssss
I FUCKING LOOOVVVVEEEE KATAMARI DAMACY!!!
Jrock rapes me... everyday.
I love bright red and neon green eyeshadow
I'm a vegetarian
My favorite drink is Long Island Green Tea
I like the taste of metal.
I have a habit of putting things in my mouth that i was holding.
If I'm pissed i will throw whatever i was holding. So fucking duck and cover bitches.
I like Kool-Aid
I can't really stress this enough... I hate HATE socks.
I love Hello Kitty
I make the best Asian food. Ever
I don't care if you're scene.
I'm somewhat of a sarcastic asshole. Don't like it? Fucking walk
I like going to Perkins and other places to try their sundaes
I love hummus with garlic pita bread
Some of my other favorite foods are Kim Chi, Mushroom and Ginger Wontons, and grilled grapes
Technology bothers me to the point of exploding
i like biting O.o it makes me excited
I have five tattoos. One on my chest, one on my neck, one on my lower leg, one on my left upper arm and on my right shoulder blade. Yeah I'm hardcore.
Worship Me :D. Just kidding. But it would be nice
Tofu chocolate ice cream rocks my feet?
iI have one piercing... my tongue. I had my belly button done but it like forced its way out of my skin. MMMyep.
If you want to talk/e-mail/or whatever, leave me a message so I can give it to you. I only request this because some people are freaky and fucking weird.
Song Of The Month
Woke up this morning desperation a.m.
What I've been saying won't say them again
My head's not empty, it's full with my brain
The thoughts I'm thinking
Like piss down a drain
And I feel like a beetle on its back
And there's no way for me to get up
Love'll get you like a case of anthrax
And that's something I don't want to catch
Ought to control what I do to my mind
Nothing in there but sunshades for the blind
Only yesterday I said to myself
The things I'm doing are not good
For my health
"Love crops up quite a lot as something to sing about,
cos most groups make most of their songs about falling in love or how happy they are to be in love,
you occasionally wonder why these groups do sing about it all the time - it's because these groups think there's something very special about it
either that or else it's because everybody else sings about it and always has, you know to burst into song you have to be inspired and nothing inspires quite like love.
These groups and singers think that they appeal to everyone by singing about love because apparently everyone has or can love
or so they would have you believe anyway
but these groups seem to go along with what, the belief that love is deep in everyone's personality.
I don't think we're saying there's anything wrong with love, we just don't think that what goes on between two people should be shrouded with mystery."
Love'll get you like a case of anthrax
And that's something I don't want to catch
Love'll get you like a case of anthrax
And that's something I don't want to catch
Gang Of Four- Love Like Anthrax