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The greatest jefer you'll ever know!

"To be a great writer you have to be a great liar. You have to lie to yourself & the reader. tel

About Me


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My Interests

um....uh...Johnny depp...writing about Johnny depp....& my friends ..but who cares about them...JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!! Seriously, I love to write. My dream in life is to become a children's author. Can somone please give me a number for a publisher?

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet my idol Mel Brooks. I would love to collabrate with him & turn one of my stories into a movie. He is a terrific director & my favorite movies he ever made were "Blazing Saddles" & "History of the world part one." I LOVE YOU, MEL!!!

Music:

who is your fave band/artist, whatever? I love AnyoneWhat song/tune would you like to hear on your death bed/funeral? In the arms of the angelsIf you could be any singer, who would it be? I would be RebaLooking back to your childhood, which song stands out? Barbie girl by AquaIf you could have one song beaming from a satellite orbiting the earth, which song would it be? Hamster danceWhich song would you prefer to hear whilst making love? Lets get it on by Marvin GayeWhich song have you heard most whilst making love? I'm a virignWhat was the last song you shed tears to? hurt by Johnny CashIf you could choose one song which summed up your life, what song would it be? Hurt by Johnny Cash...It really expresses how I felt duirng my darkest times.Life And Death Music VideoHERE IT GOES AGAIN (by OK Go)

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Movies:

Anything with Johnny Depp....& if I see him naked or half naked in a movie I love it more... I also love Eurotrip..Its my fave...

Television:

JOHNNY DEPP ISN'T ON TV!!!!!.....but seriously, I love south park, simpsons, robot chicken, family guy, futurama, Boobahs, & anything else that holds my short attention span.

Books:

to kill a mocking bird, beowulf, My louisianna sky, Medea, & anything by Gail Carson Levine...oh and also the Cantebury tales, Chaucer is like me in a past life....

Heroes:

Everybody who doesn't think "fearo" is a word....but really my heroes would have to be my brother Jimmy who taught me to cherish life, my cousin Elita who is a great writer even though she's blind, & soo many others who have touched my life.

My Blog

New Story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (just what you wanted) pt.1

Note: ?= means they are singing...I couldn't find anything else.   One day in a land far, far away lived a young girl named Jefer. Jefer lived in a small cottage in pizza-hut forest with her frie...
Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

I think I have a eating disorder...

I think I may have a eating disorder. I am embarassed when I eat in front of others. I feel as though they are judging me on what I eat. I feel fat when I eat. I feel like when I'm eating that I'm onl...
Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST

Some updates

I'm back...for only a day..I'm bored & I thought I would catch you guys up on my life, here's some updates: - I'm graduating Saturday! - I've lost 25 pounds! - I finished my story I was working on...
Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

The Bitch is Back!!!!

Hey Y'all!!!!! Wazzup? I have missed all of you *hugs all*  I am NOT looking forward to graduating Saturday. I'm not ready to say goodbye to everyone yet... I really wanna stay in touch with all ...
Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST

The Zutons!!!!

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Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:55:00 PST

Untitled

Dear Grandma, I love you & I want you to stop hurting yourself. I'm sick of watching die. Please quit taking those pills. Stop hurting yourself. I hate hearing about you being soo out of it that y...
Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:03:00 PST

OSCAR NOMINATIONS!!! (take your vote)

2006 Oscar Nominations Here is the complete list of nominees for the 78th Academy Awards, which will be presented Mar. 5 at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood. Best Picture: Brokeback Mountain ...
Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:45:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg died!!!!!

I did not know that one of the guys on my hotties list died awhile ago. I am really upset. I don't know if I should take him off my hott list or not..... here's a news clip for you to read about his d...
Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:30:00 PST

Top SEVEN hot guys (with pics)

1- Dane Cook 2- Criss Angel 3- Johnny Knoxville 4- Johnny Depp 5- Mr. Carsner 6- matthew mcconaughey 7- Bam Margera ...
Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:15:00 PST

Child Abuse

Last night I watched the most emotional movie I have ever seen. It was on lifetime. It was called, "For the love of a child." It was about these two women who opened a home for children who have been ...
Posted by The greatest jefer you'll ever know! on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:08:00 PST