Interests Little bears (teddy/gummy), food, writing, football (The Titans, hoping the Titans won't suck next season, hoping the Titans learn what the red zone is, hoping the Titans learn how to catch the ball, hoping Bironas never gets injured or we're screwed, Haynesworth is a beast, Colt Brennan, any receiver from Hawaii last season, Jeff Fishers sweet facial hair, Norm Chow getting fired, hating Kornheiser, loving the underdog, University of Hawaii's athletic dept. being idiots, don't call me on Sundays, I am not a lesbian), dance parties, people that don't take what I write seriously (other that it being seriously awesome) and shoes.
People that want to be added as my friend!
(that meet the following requirements)
- must be at least 2% awesome!
- must not send psycho messages!
- must know that the word girl is spelled with an I not a U!
- must be able to read above requirements!
I do not have the energy to research these things myself so you are on the honor system!
I would also like to meet guys that drive vans that have airbrushed murals on the side of their van, of their van, like of a beach at sunset where you will later take me to walk hand in hand, and in this picture on your van there is a portrait of us walking hand in hand.
If you want to leave a comment here ya go!
Hi aj! I promise I am awesome and you really do have fantastic hair!
**Roughly translated "Hi aj! I promise I am awesome and you really do have fantastic hair!" means "thanks for the add!"
Music Orson
Movies All the same stuff everybody else likes except for There's Something About Mary. That was a new level of bad. And I kinda have a thing for George Peppard. Who wouldn't? I mean Breakfast at Tiffany's and The A-Team. What's better than that!?
Television ALL of it. I don't discriminate. If you don't watch TV then we have nothing in common and I think you are odd. Apparently I do discriminate. I have a love/hate relationship with ESPN. Criminal Minds, Entourage, Dexter, American Justice, Man vs. Wild and Ace of Cakes are awesome. Produce Asparagus, Pea, Persimmon, Grapes, Potato, Cauliflower, Raspberry, Carrot, Lettuce, Apricot, Melons, Spinach, Argula, Avacado, Guava, Strawberries, Celery, Lemon, Plums, Zucchini, Kumquat, Pomegranate, Blueberry, Chard, Kiwi, Watermelon, Brussels sprout, Cucumber, Blackberry, Cabbage, Cherry, Jicama, Sweet Potato, Kale, Tomatoes, Fig, Cranberry, Lime, Rhubarb, Nectarine, Papaya, Pineapple, Squash, Grapefruit, Pear, Avocado, Olive, Radish, Mushroom, Garlic, Peach, Coconut, Broccoli To not do list Tell a gal you don't know to, "smile!". Tell a gal you don't know to, "holler at cha boi" (if you don't know her you ain't her boy)! Any variation of body part grabbing of an innocent bystander is strictly forbidden, gosh darnit! Driving while Reading, Driving while Makeup Applying, Driving while Rubbernecking, Driving while Afraid of the Accelerator, Driving while Causing Fake Traffic Jams, Driving while You Must Have Gotten Your License from a Cracker Jacks Box, Driving me to road rage, talking while spitting, talking with your mouth full, talking in general, not taking me to Outback Steakhouse, not taking me to Bob's Big Boy, taking me to 711 (except for the coffee, 711 has thee best coffee in three counties). More later. Please wait with baited breath.
Books Beautiful People with Beautiful Feelings, My dad wrote some books you can find by CLICKING HERE , My mom's lady friend wrote an extraordinary memoir called Somebody's Someone you can find by CLICKING HERE . Check them out and let me know what you think!
Reading is fundamental.
Heroes It's much easier to do a not heroes list.
Definitely not Paula Abdul.
Definitely not skanks.
Just kidding, I heart skanks. Names Lucy, Ethel, Fred, Donna, Brandon, Dillon, Kelly, Fox, Dana, Homer, Marge, Samantha, Miranda, Charlotte, Carrie, Wally, Beaver, Archie, Edith, Cruise Director Julie McCoy, Laverne, Shirley, Joanie, Chachi, Tootie, Carla, Norm, Denise, Theo, Vanessa, Rudy, Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, George, Skippy, Alex, Mallory
aj's Stupid Details
Status:Tumultuous.
Here for: Distraction from household chores.
Orientation: None.
Hometown: Los Angeles
Body Type: The type that needs work.
Ethnicity:All of 'em.
Religion: Decline to state.
Sign: Virgo.
Smoke / Drink: I cannot handle all of these personal questions.
Dreams & Goals: None, ever.
Education: None, ever.
Occupation:Pre.
Income: None, ever.