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Illumeenous

Getting lost neva felt so good....keep it moving!

About Me

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Born in Springfield, MA but raised Dirty in PG County, MD/DC area. 28 yrs. old with a beautiful 3 year old son named Nyir. ..I've been rhyming since I was ten but I've been writing (short stories, poetry, etc.) ever since I learned how to write. I'm an emcee in the truest sense of the word. No gimmicks, no schticks, no ghost writers, no comparisons. Unless its to Common or someone like that but even then step lightly. Besides emceeing & raising my son, I also make (NOT order, I actually handmake this shit) soaps, incense, oils, knit & crochet anything I can imagine and I just started making jewelry. My earrings r buttaphatflava. I do pro bono earrings for the emcees I know *hint hint--I'm sure ur girl's bday is approaching*. I dibdab is sewing and anything else that happens to peek my interests. Ohhh, and I'm a fat girl. Not literally but a sista can eat. And oh how I likes to eat. I'm UV to death and I happen to rhyme with some of the illest, most innovative cats in the game. Like my crew is so ill that urs isn't good enough to bring us water. Seriously. Check out us out at http://www.uvinkonline.com and see for yourself. I used to dance which I'm getting back into. I'm a Capricorn (oh yeah!) and I'm a cartoon/anime whore. I love hip hop and if u do too then we shall all get along splendidly.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/26/2005
Band Website: uvinkonline.com
Band Members: Illumeenous
Influences: Redman, Common, Outkast, MC Lyte, Queen Latifah, my son Nyir, UV *Substantial & Insanate* and the people I build with.
Sounds Like: this girl I know named Illumeenous. She's hot son, HOT!!!
Record Label: Unlimited Vinyl Ink/OPE Entertainment
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

I’m Ready For Number Two

Yeah I said it.  Anyone who knows me knows I've always wanted atleast a couple seeds.  I'm getting the bug and darn you all because now that I finally lost all my baby weight, I'm looking fo...
Posted by Illumeenous on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:37:00 PST

To My Friends & Family: I AM SORRY

Since I have too many people to try to do this on an individual level, we'll do this collectively and if you feel the need to, get at me.  To everyone, my family, my friends, you guys who have al...
Posted by Illumeenous on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST

Tag bitches! It's on!

Well I'm it  now and ya'll are next. Yeah, I know but I didn't start it.  It's all Big True's fault so if you don't like it send him hateful comments about his height and toenails. ...
Posted by Illumeenous on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:10:00 PST

I'm finally 26!

Dec. 28th I finally turned 26 after all the other old heads I know.  It was a great day and for the first time I actually feel a bit older.  I'm definitely ready for this year to be my "comi...
Posted by Illumeenous on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 07:55:00 PST

When did I become a woman?

I always joke to my friends about how we're getting old and whatnot.  I'm halfway to thirty and I swear I don't feel like I've been living that long.  It seems like I only just started on th...
Posted by Illumeenous on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 02:40:00 PST

Y is it so hard to NOT be broke?

I'm broke and I'm past getting tired of this shit.  This having everything budgeted and balanced being just barely out of my reach is infuriating!  One thing I hate more than anything is liv...
Posted by Illumeenous on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 01:37:00 PST

Sausage Fest in my Friends Section

I just noticed that I FINALLY got sum girls in my friends section.  BEcause it was getting a bit meaty down there.  Thing is I doubt I'll get anymore because I don't know but a handful of gi...
Posted by Illumeenous on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 07:08:00 PST