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Jess M L-P

No one ever accused me of being too nice

About Me

PLEASE ONLY ADD ME IF YOU KNOW ME. SERIOUSLY.

My Interests

watching the Simpsons, being outside, music, sleeping, and riding horseys, riding my bike, planting veggies, summertime BBQs, my family and friends, the hubby, reading, the animals...

I'd like to meet:

Hmmmm... Johnny Depp...FSM (The Flying Spaghetti Monster)...

Music:

Dj Self (My Hubby),Misfits,Led Zeppelin, Al Green,Dead Kennedys,Motorhead,Dancehall/Reggae, Tribe, Pharcyde, Mobb Deep, De La Soul, Teddy Pendergrass,Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley, Sade, Erykah Badu, Sade, Aesop, Classical, Opera, Louis Armstrong,Wu Tang,Metallica, Nirvana, Rolling Stones, Talking Heads, Jay Z, old Snoop, 90's R&B, fun 80's music (I love being reminded of middle school dances)

Movies:

Anything by Tarantino or starring Johnny Depp!! Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, A Clockwork Orange, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kill Bill, Princess Bride, Raising Arizona, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (funny movie, even when not high), Amadeus, Rocky Horror Picture Show, 80's movies when with my girlfriends, Lawrence of Arabia...

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Court TV, Food Network, Discover Channel, Animal Planet, National Geographic...

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Catcher in the Rye, various Shakespearean plays, horse/celeb mags (yes, I know these aren't books, but sometimes my brain needs rottened)

Heroes:

my parents and my grandfather. Mahatma Gandhi.