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Amblesteed Thistletodd Farthingale Smythe

I WILL PISS ON THIS TRAIN

About Me



HI I'M AMBER
THERES A MULE KICKING IN MY STALL

messy hair
bruised legs
dirty clothes
vulgar mouth
bad intentions

My Interests

TAXIDERMY

balto

cheetahs

wolf

bongos

AND
GUITAR PLAYERS

I'd like to meet:

KNOW ALL YOUR ENEMIES
we know who our enemies are

/// walkedonmypillow(AIM)

Music:

patrick wolf, the decemberists, okkervil river
karin tatoyan, goodnight&goodnight, beirut
tap tap, swan lake, orillia opry, antarctica takes it!,OMR, tokyo police club, wrapping paper, the low lows, fields, detektivbryan, smog, sunparlour players, beaten awake
horse feathers, black bear, summer hymns, fionn regan, katamine, the mountain goats, panda&angel, department of eagles, beach house, de novo dahl
drakkar sauna, nat baldwin, larkin grimm, the frames, flying
sam skarstad, viking moses, timber, yall is fantasy land, sleeping states, andrew bird

old crow medicine show, casa de chihuahua, anything dirty and appalachian
www.catbirdseat.org
www.saidthegramophone.com

i'm also into the blues.
and anything Folky.
and justin timberlake.

Movies:

last of the mohicans
interview with a vampire
the last unicorn
battle royale
the rutles
the warriors

Television:

TV ON DVD
arrested development!
scrubs!
nip/tuck!
its always sunny in philadelphia!
grey's anatomy!
most haunted!
HEROES

Books:

anything as long as it isn't boring or trying to make me believe in religion

Heroes:

is my favorite TV show, ever.

My Blog

ROACHES

ohhh my god the hugest roach ever is in my bathroom and i have to peeeee but i am not going in there with THAT. its seriously huge like a monster and it has armour and i went in there and it looked a...
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST

the Wolf and i at misshapes

WELL I MADE IT, FINALLY, INTERNET:/the wolf and i in a tender momenti seriously had never felt happier in my entire life at this moment too bad i look like i just got out of detention with molly ringw...
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:20:00 PST

something i wrote a while ago that i kind of like

here is something i wrote when i was on ambien one night many many months ago. i dont remember who it is about but i can tell it is about someone i know. i do not remember. i think i may know who, tho...
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:51:00 PST

WELL

oh man, i love going to random places with wireless and tapping into someone else's shared itunes library. this one girl has awesome music but she isn't in here, i am literally the ONLY GIRL in the c...
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST

fossilized mammals

there was a mammal called an AMBlypod in the paleocene and eocene periods. thats in prehistoric times, bitches. today is the first day i've really felt Okay about being here, i still miss my friends...
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

brooke lynne

is my new girlfriend.i have a feeling we'll be very happy together. queen charlotte and i...just had a few disagreements and decided to spend some time apart. i hope she understands!!! danny took s...
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

i'm moving.

yeah i'm moving in januarywhere to, you ask?none other than brooklyn, new york!!!  its about time i started getting my life in order, and i'm sure i'll have many more opportunities there than i h...
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:25:00 PST

self pity rant: "october never done me no good"

october isnt starting out very illustriously. i put myself to bed early on the last night of bad decisions month and missed out on psychologist, apparently. my hubcap is gone and my car didnt pass ins...
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

i'm not into people who are into going to the movies and here's why:

SO i know what it feels like to WEAR an ENTIRE MOVIE now. movies are basically just strips of film rolled up into a big circle, they go from being a vertical circle to a flat circle on a huge platter,...
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

patrick wolf, we're through

i'm sorry but i can't be in true love with a man caught smooching kelly osbourne.also you're getting a little chunky.GOOOOOD WHYYYYYYYi have never been so sad
Posted by LITTLE LAMB (txt) on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST