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ESTEBAN-khanz-QUESO

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I got more class than most of 'em.
I ran with the best of 'em,
forgave the less of 'em,
and blazed at the rest of 'em.
p.TELL ME HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN YOU HEART GROWS COLD
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Easygoing guy with no sense of humor. If I were to have a sense of humor it would be very much like Tanqueray. With that said I digs some open minded, reasonable people, entertainers, intellectuals, Chicken and Waffles, the outdoors, Tanqueray, laughter, conversation, new ideas, new music, old ideas and old music. I don't know how to work a fax machine. I own a tv but it doesn't have a remote. I once put my clothes in the dishwasher. I need a wheelchair, but do not know where to buy one. My front door does't have a door bell, you just have to knock. I do not posess any credit cards, I'm not allowed. But suprisingly I am the captain of a very high tech space vessel and I am going on a missiom next week. I need 191 volunteers, 191 good people. People who are not afraid. afraid of the perils of living in four or more dimentions. With that said, who's coming with me? -------
You don't know Jack!...Or me!??- I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard! --
in a nutshell: social, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, makes friends easily, rarely irritated, open, enjoys leadership, trusting, dominant, thrill seeker, strong, does not like to be alone, assertive, mind over heart, confident, controlling, feels desirable, likes the spotlight, loves food, social chameleon, hard working, concerned about others
and i will strike down upon thee, with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brethren.

My Interests

Situatiomal comedy, it's just more fun when you're involved. Animals of all sorts, including people. Psychology intrests me, especially behavioral psychology. Paintings with colors, beautiful colors and shades. Salvador Dali, Vincent VanGoh, Elvgren, Monet, Roger Dean, Brandon Bates are some of my favorite artists in this genre. I tend to linger around photo collages and the barkeep. . . . . . . . .
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I'd like to meet:


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lovely rita; meter maid, Robert Nesta Marley. Einstein, Adam Sandler, Marylin Monroe and Norma Jean, Betty Paige, the girl from Ipanima, rocky racoon, IceCube; so I can apologize for cutting him off on the freeway... John Paul Jones, Matt Groening, Fat Elvis, Forrest Gump, Santa Claus, Elvira, Randolph Scott! -----"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." RIP Hunter S. Thompson

Music:

~~~Anythink FUNKY or SOULFUL like, but not limited to: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Miles Davis, James Brown, Maynard Ferguson, Weather Report, Movement of the People, Jackson 5, Isaac Hayes, George Clinton & the Parliament Funkadelic, Skerik, Sublime, Satchmo, Les Claypool, Beastie Boys, Jimi Hendrix etc.
~~~ELECTRONICA (yeah, Rhythm IS a dancer)
~~~Anytning ROCKIN like, but not limited to: Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, Pink Floyd, The Who, Danzig, the Misfits, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, ELP, CSN&Y, Long Beach Dub All-Stars, The Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Buckethead, Green Jelly, Cream, Canned Heat, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Metallica, Nirvana, the Greatful Dead, surf rock, Ted Nugent etc.
~~~Anything PUNKY/SKANKIN like, but not limited to: The Ramones, Mustard Plug, Rx Bandits, Pennywise, Bad Religion, Rancid, The Specials, Slow Gherkin, Toots & the Maytals etc.
~~~Anything ROOTS/ROCK/REGGAE like, but not limited to:Robert Nesta Marley,Aston "Famlyman" Barrett, Peter Tosh or Bunny wailer, Burning Spear, Steel Pulse, Pepper, Dub Congress, Too Rude, Tommy McCook+the Skatelites, Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley, EEK-A-MOUSE, Slightly Stoopid, IRIESIDE, Yellowman, Lee "Scratch" Perry, King Tubby, Third World etc.
~~~Hip hop and rap like, but not limited to: Immortal Technique, The entire WU-Tang Clan, Atmosphere, Outcast, Sage Francis, Cypress Hill and dj Muggs, Dr. Dre and the Aftermath Staff, Dead Prez, Kane West, Cash Money Millionaires, Mystical, Kottonmouth Kings, Redman, Ice Cube, Public Enemy, Run DMC, NWA, MC REN, Snoop Dogg and tha East Sidaz, RIP 2-Pac, Biggie Smalls, Ol' Dirty Bastard and Easy E
~~~And please don't forget Primus, truly a group in a genre belonginging entirely to themselves.

Movies:

Airplane, Akira, Alien Vs Predator, Armageddon, Army of Darkness, As Good As It Gets, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Boondock Saints, Bully, Bumfights, The Butterfly Effect, Caddy Shack, Cannon Ball Run, Clockwork Orange, Conspiracy Theory, Dazed and Confuzed, Detroits 9000, DodgeBall, Dr.NO, Dumb an Dumber, Easy Rider, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Jackie Brown, Kentucky Fried Movie, Lord of the Rings, Man On Fire, Napolean Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas, Ninja Scroll, Office Space, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Reefer Madness, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Run Lola Run, Scarface, Shaft in Africa, Slapshot, Snatch, Southpark, Up In Smoke, The Big Lebowski, Orgasmo, Cannibal! the musical, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, Train Tracks, To Kill A Ghettobird, Tremors, Rain Man, Little Big Man, The Graduate, The Tao of Steve, Steal This Movie, Howard Stern's Private Parts, The Godfather 1+2, The Lord of the Rings, Nerds!, PCU, Animal House, Uncle Buck, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Great Escape, The Wall, The Song Remains The Same, The Yellow Submarine, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Half Baked, Friday, Baseketball, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Wallace and Gromit, Falling Down, The Untouchables, Predator, Four Rooms, Milo and Otis, Sean of the Dead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Blackula, Grass, Harold and Maude, Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Dr. Strangelove, Medicine Man, The Saint, and alot more...

Television:

Monty Python's Flying Circus, most extreme elimination challenge, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Futurama, Comedy central.. Dave Chapelle show, Cartoon Network's Adult Swim; Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2020, Harvey Birdman, Daria, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, music videos, documentaries, history channel etc.

Books:

Everything i need to know, I learned in kindergarten, Anything by Dean Koontz, Louis L'amour, Anne Rice, Sesame Street, The DaVinci Code, Steal this Book, The Adventures of Don Quixote, The Lord of The Rings, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World

Heroes:

non-violent protesters, Mom and G-pa. Maybe Bob Marley, Janis Joplin, Ghandi, Mike Ness, Charlie Chaplin, Charles Darwin.

My Blog

...i simply remember my favourite things...

my left hand is swollen to elephant-man porportions, is stiff and uncomfortable. while driving a big brown truck out in valley center, around 13:15 monday, april 16th, a honey bee landed on my thumb. ...
Posted by ESTEBAN-khanz-QUESO on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

I've always wanted a job that lets me travel (but this is ridiculous)

about to leave for beautiful El Centro right now. Brown is having me deliver there tue, wed, and thurs. of this week. when i get back, i'll tell ya all about it!  http://i36.photobucket.com/albu...
Posted by ESTEBAN-khanz-QUESO on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:57:00 PST

knowledge of sex?

I just filled in a test that determines my SexIQ.If you want to know your sex IQ, fill in the test at http://www.yoursexiq.com/questions.php?id=1578 steveo *reppin soul power*...
Posted by ESTEBAN-khanz-QUESO on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 04:03:00 PST

loose lips sink ships

what do you do when a friend (with whom you were intimate, once-upon-a-time) decides to kissandtell about a situation and then plays "dumb" when asked 'bout it?   please enlig...
Posted by ESTEBAN-khanz-QUESO on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:00:00 PST

ghost towns

I walked home today, from work. after 1/3 of the way, i found myself thirsty. i also found tall cans of icehouse on sale for $0.99. along with Mipod, this occurance allowed for rapid time travel on a ...
Posted by ESTEBAN-khanz-QUESO on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 01:44:00 PST

Santa's lil helpers

Myths: Santa's elves wear green and red. presents for good girls and boys are loaded into a sleigh, in which santa circumnavigates the globe in one night. Facts: Santa's elves are UPSers and they wear...
Posted by ESTEBAN-khanz-QUESO on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:43:00 PST

Hobbit Holes

Take me down to the paradise city...   Willowater Roger Dean has designed a sustainable village for life in the 21st century, to be constructed with a new building method and designed to be in ha...
Posted by ESTEBAN-khanz-QUESO on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 07:20:00 PST

Sound Advice

Random, yet sound advice for people quite like yourself. Right. 1. Hugs not slugs. 2. Smile, it looks good on you! 3. Question everything. Especially authority. 4. Dance like no one is watching or lik...
Posted by ESTEBAN-khanz-QUESO on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:59:00 PST