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The Clint Commander

Even Pablo Picasso Was Abandoned At Birth...

About Me

I live to avoid not living. I exist to avoid nonexistance. Lets explore in the Danger Ranger. Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Friends and Loved Ones, Dirt Bikes & Off Roading, The mountains, the Desert, Bass guitar, Vokills, Keyboards, Independent Films, Protools, Video Editing, Live Audio, Things that blow your mind-------

I'd like to meet:

Real People, locals and people everywhere that are a little into "heavy" metal/ rock music, people that have experience in life, love and the pursuit of? ...People that think independently and can hold down a conversation without saying the word "like" every 3 words, Deftones Fans Worldwide The DEP PatrickR.I.P. R-DUB

Music:

Deftones, Deaderosexual, The Leper-Khanz, Suffer the Heat, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Burning Of Rome, Blak Watr Cliq, all Mike Patton projects, ISIS, Protest The Hero, Old Mans Child, Paganini, The Mamas and Papas, Cypress Hill, Daughters, KillWhitneyDead, Pantera RIP, The End, the Red Chord, botch, Opeth, Skinless, Early A Fire Inside, All Les Claypool projects, The Doors, Helmet, Emperor, Down, Dimmu Borgir, DJ Quik, X, Jerry Cantrell, Morbid Angel, 2Pac, Asesino, ZAO, Danzig albums 1-4, Rahzel, Misfits, Hail!Hornet, Cult Of Luna, Job For A Cowboy, Unearth, Buckethead, 311, Darkest Hour, Peccatum, The Haunted, Grinderman, Alkaline Trio, Tenacious D, Gorelord, Dredg, Coalesce, Gaussin Surface, The Labyrinth Soundtrack, Bjork, Samhain, These Arms Are Snakes, Robert Johnson, Cephalic Carnage, Mad Season, Candiria, Dying Fetus, Poison the Well, Big Brother and the Holding Company, Corrosion Of Conformity, Ol Dirty Bastard, Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds, the Agony Scene, Vile, Borknagar, GZA, Deeds Of Flesh, Gojira, Wu Tang Clan, Swarm Of The Lotus, Vision Of Disorder, Frank Zappa, Strapping Young Lad, NWA, White Zombie, Burst, The Handsome Boy Modeling School, Burnt By The Sun RIP, Between the Buried and me, Portishead, Dead To Fall, Meshuggah, Sepultura, Team Sleep, Slayer, Zyklon, Crisis, Alice In Chains, Cannibal Corpse, Oldies, Soul, Some more Hip-Hop, Classic Rock and anything that took time to concieve. BRITTTTT!!!!

Movies:

DeadMan, Uncle Buck, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, The Fog, The Shining, Almost Famous, Conan 1and2, The Life Aquatic, Blood Simple, Falling Down, Blair Witch, Ghostbusters, Ed Wood, Serpico, DeathProof, Planet Terror, Fight Club, The Thing, Robots, Young Guns, The Silence of The Lambs, LA Story, the French Connection, The Hellraiser series, all Friday the 13ths, all Nightmare on Elm Streets, Rosemary's Baby, the Texas Chainsaw Massacres new and old, Requiem For A Dream, The Wedding Singer, Point Break, Night Of The Living Dead, Legend, Dark City, Willow, Beverly Hills Ninja, SlingBlade, Crash, Jay and Slient Bob, Animal House, The Last Samurai, Batman Begins, Talladega Nights, Dogma, Chopper, Kingpin, The Ref, Eraserhead, Anything Tim Burton touches, The Large Lebowski, American Psycho, The Rules Of Attraction, Most Kubrick Films, Audition, Closer was f'd up, 2LDK, Ichi The Killer, Ichi1, Anchorman, Stand By Me, the original Time Machine, Gangs of New York, Mystery Men, Swingers, Frailty, Pump Up The Volume, Mystic River, Event Horizon, Top Secret, Very Bad Things, Team America, Me,Myself and Irene, Signs, Stigmata,Young Frankenstein, The Dark Crystal, Stargate,the Usual Suspects, The Cell, Big Top Pee Wee, Black Sheep, Lost in Translation, Old School, The Motorcycle Diaries, Sleepy Hollow ,They Live, Way Of The Gun, Kingpin, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Pet Semetary, Traffic, HIstory of The World, Nightbreed, Labyrinth, Donnie Darko, Office Space, High Fidelity, Fargo, History Of Violence, The Sandlot!, The Boondock Saints and gutloads more just ask.

Television:

MusicChoice Metal, History Channel, Metalocalypse, Docs on our f'd up planet, SciFi , Aliens, Bigfoot and other Cryptozoology based debris, Steelers Football, Golden Girls. PLEASE BRING MUSIC BACK TO MTV (MUSIC TELEVISION?)

Books:

the bible and other fictional novels.

Heroes:

My folks, My Sister, E.M.S My Wundermint Gum who shows me unimaginable beauty every moment I'm with her, The Entire Deftones Campaign, $Spacey Explorers$To People who have information regarding Brian's dissapearance. He's missing from the Federal Way, Washington area since March 10th of 2005. Foul play is a strong possibility. If you have any information regarding this case, please call the Federal Way Police Dept. (253-835-6700) There is a $20,000 reward offered for anyone who finds Brian Barton! Please help find my FRIEND!!!!!

My Blog

In Just One Day...

In Just One Day...1) 5 million copies of the dvd Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire were sold in the USA making it the fastest selling dvd ever!2) Over 200,000(100 tons) of material rains down to ear...
Posted by The Clint Commander on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:52:00 PST

May 31th I became an Uncle to 8lb 5oz Landon Parker Lopez

He looks awesome!My sister made it through fine, all natural, no drugs! She has always showed alot of drive and inner strength but this has leveled me! I am so proud to be an uncle and even more proud...
Posted by The Clint Commander on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

The Vagina List

The most comprehensive vagina nickname list in the world! vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, sna...
Posted by The Clint Commander on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST

Hidyussnuss

On Thika Hwy., in Africa, in February, frenzied and hungry villagers brawled for access to meat from a baby hippopotamus (about 1700 pounds) that had been killed by a passing vehicle. Amidst the kick...
Posted by The Clint Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST