Mr T: to dance with the master. Will it be his version of The Robot where he kisses his biceps, or his strange Conan O'Brien Dance ? Who knows. He's probably sort my life out too, the lovely man.
Michael Jackson: to see how bad he is in the flesh/plastic.
David Dickinson: for a few pints - He seems like such a nice guy.
The fat one out of McFly: because I feel sorry for him and his speech impediment.
Dermot Morgan: because he's Father Ted, if he weren't dead (that wasn't meant to rhyme).
David 'The Hoff' Hasslehoff: for cult value. To see if he holds puppies with him like on his calendar, or wears an LED covered leather jacket. Sharp.
Dave 'Scorer' Storry: I know he's a comic character in The Mirror, but I've read that strip since I was about 12.
Alot.... Some of which (in no order) are - Manics, At The Drive-In, Mansun, Gay Dad, The Mars Volta, Thunderbirds Are Now!, Les Savy Fav, Mogwai, Radiohead, Placebo, Q and not U, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Blur, Deftones, The Locust, Interpol, Modest Mouse, Dntel, Múm, Mr Bungle, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Do Make Say Think, The Cure, Ladytron, Jaga Jazzist, Joy Division, The Notwist, Autechre, The Postal Service, Idelwild, Murcof, The Murder of Rosa Luxemburg, Ween, Xiu Xiu, Aphex Twin, Death Cab For Cutie, Babylon Zoo, Nirvana, Soulwax, Arcade Fire, NIN, Velvet Underground, Lali Puna, Orbital, Magazine, Depeche Mode, Smashing Pumpkins, Daft Punk, Manitoba, Mew
American Beauty, The Shining, Manhunter, The Elephant Man, A Clockwork Orange, Girl Interrupted, Twelve Monkeys, Donnie Darko, Requiem For A Dream, The Life Of Brian, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Alan Partridge, The League of Gentlemen, Brass Eye, Lost, That Peter Kay Thing/Pheonix Nights, Extras, The Day Today, Father Ted, Sugar Rush, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, TV Heaven Telly Hell
Glue, 1984, Powder, One For My Baby, The Last Party, Cider For Roadies
Bill Murray; Cedric Bixler Zavala; Reece Shearsmith; Paul Draper