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Katie

I am here for Friends

About Me

i was born, kicking and screaming, in a pool of [most likely] bloody placenta. thats about it. i enjoy coffee, music, fetus's in jars, pictureshows, eating pizzabreadbread, books, laughing, drinking hard alcohol while wating ice cream, pretending i know whats going on, hitting people with lunchboxes, rolling on the grass, mocking small children while poking fun at them, recieving money with jules from drunk men,and writing stories on napkins

My Interests

Pictureshows, alcohol (quatilla), art, books, napkins + pens + coffee, shows, music, dancing, kicking people in cunt/shins, mocking people, sleeping, coffee, pizza bread, smoking

I'd like to meet:


people, real people. not plastic/silicone/cut-out people who cant open their mouths other then to say "yes" "no" or "i like pink" yes, i would have to say, id like to meet someone along the lines of...having intelligence. if you can meet these, not so high standards...and feel like giving me a shout, im on myspace, or on msn : [email protected].... also, of the famous people (some of whom are quite dead...) ken kesey, hitler, charles manson, tim burton, kevin smith, roger waters, audry hepburn...amung others

Music:


Pink Floyd, Modest Mouse, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Prodigy, Smashing Pumpkins, The Eagles, Roger Waters, The Flaming Lips, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, ShowTunes from random movies, Bob Marley, Le Tigre, Eric Clapton, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, AFI, Proagandhi, David Bowie, Billy Idol, Biosphere, Tom Petty, The Who, The Sex Pistols, Green Jelly, GWAR, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, Jimi Hendrix, The Misfits, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, Foo Fighters, No Doubt, Random Songs from Random Artists...

Movies:


Chicago, Trainspotting, Pump Up the Volume, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, 2001 : A Space Odyssey, Alice in Wonderland, Aladin, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Children of the Corn, Planet of the Apes, Almost Famous, Boondock Saints, Pi, Gone With the Wind, Waynes World, SNL (best of...), Lady and the Tramp, Beauty and the Beast, My Fair Lady, Fight Club, The Exorcist, Pirates of the Caribean, Mallrats, Escape From Alkatraz, One Hour Photo, Clerks, Breakfast at Tiffanys, American Beauty, Austin Powers, Silence Of the Lambs, James and the Giant Peach, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferngully, Mallrats, Donnie Darko, Van Helsing, Clerks, SLC Punk, Dazed and Confused, Felix the Cat, Identity, Grease, Blow, Oceans Eleven, The Notorious CHO, Anne of Green Gables, The Last Unicorn,Ferris Buellers Day Off, Willie Wonkas Chocolate Factory, Heartbreakers, Robin Hood (Dizney), Hook, Peter Pan, Strike, Romy and Michelles Highschool Reunion, Requiem for a Dream, Snatch, The Wall, The Yellow Submarine, Mallrats, Tommy, Matrix, Edward Scissor Hands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow...

Television:


Sex and the City, Family Guy, Futurama, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Clone High, Golden Girls, I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, BeetleJuice (cartoon)

Books:


A Clockwork Orange, Animal Farm, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Green Eggs and Ham, Are You My Mother?, Hug Therapy, Cat in the Hat, Amelia Bedilia, Little Miss and Little Mr. Books, Magic School Bus :D, Flowers in the Attic, Emilys House, Gone With the Wind, Scarlet, The Life of the Brown Oxford, Fall On Your Knees, Baby Love, Helter Skelter, Dawn, Slapstick, Welcome to the Monkey House, Anne Of Green Gabels, Alice In Wonderland Through The Looking Glass, Chronicals Of Narnia, 2001:A Space Odyssey, 2010:Odyssey Two, James and the Giant Peach, The Shining, Violin, My Sweet Audrina, At Last There Is Nothing Left to Say...

Heroes:


fetus's in jars are my heros! its a giraffe! id pay good money for a REAL fetus in a jar you know.... seriously

My Blog

See ya

Myspace has become a breeding ground for terrible layouts and blaring, annoying music. I'm dissapointed, but it's what I had come to expect. I've found a new community, which I am hoping will stay out...
Posted by Katie on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:09:00 PST

Superfun Music Activity,

Put your music list on shuffle, and use the first songs you get to answer these questions: What do you think of me? Song 2 - Blur Woohoo? Do you know where your children are? White Rabbit - Jefferso...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 05:53:00 PST

saved by ani (im turning into jules)

cradling the softest, warmest part of you in my hand feels like a little baby bird fallen from the nest i think that your body is something i understand i think that i'm happy, i think that i'm ble...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stupider quiz

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:KatieBirthday:November 16Birthplace:Regina, SKCurrent Location:Dads appartmentEye Color:Changes (blue, green, grey)Hair Color:Currently blondeHeight:5'6Right Ha...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stupid quiz

ANGER 1. Who did you last get angry with? God only knows. Probably Colin, last week. 2. What is your weapon of choice? Some sort of candlestick 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Su...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

8

I have learned a valuable lesson. When barbequing vegi-burgers in the middle of winter at 1 am while quite intoxicated, never use the biggest knife in the kitchen to cut the tomatoes and onions. I a...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

grr

I dont care if your grandma is over. I dont appreciate being kicked out of bed.
Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuckin rights

Everybody. Get a Leader Post from today, Monday February 14th. Turn to Minus 20, page B-9 I believe. Right hand side. Under 'style' Thats right. Me. I'd link you, but the whole article is...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vodkanated

Yeah. Vodka. Woohoo, made a loud drunken ass of myself. Im embarassed. Hahahahaha, yeah.
Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Superstore

I remember how it feels. My feet ache from standing for hours at a time while doing repetative, meaningless tasks. I got a job eh, at Superstore. Tis a complicated job, although, at the same time, ...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST