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Gary Camaro

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About Me

Born 29 years & 364 days after Bob Dylan, the self proclaimed "Poet Laureate Of Ashland Avenue" arrived unto this society at Northwest Memorial Hospital, located at Addison & Central, in the beautifully corrupt city of Chicago. Through out my carrear as a human being, traveling along the boarders of life's obscurities, I've taken witness to a few abstract visions & partaken in my fair share of surrealistic dreamscapes seeming only paranormal to the untouched mind of an innocent child. Interstate nightmares & forlorn amplification desplayed atop my skullfire breath breathing holy desolation played in the key of a nicotine afterbite. The sacred hymms of quadrophonic angels, sung like a swan song of immortal sin, drowning in the calcium of broken boned hope. And with all jokes aside... there ain't nothin' finer than a fine fittin' hat!!!

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My Interests

Dipsomania

Gary Camaro’s Chap Books

California Chronicles
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Independance Day Massacre
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Yellow
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I'd like to meet:

Somebody who'll buy this boy a shot of Jagermeister & an ice cold, long neck bottle of Lone Star Beer....Right Now!!

Music:

FRANCIS SCOTT KEY, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, DAN BAIRD, THE GEORGIA SATELLITES, THE FUCKIN' YAYHOOS, Fu Manchu, The Dead Kennedys, Hound Dog Taylor, Van Halen (and not any of that Hagar shit!), CHESS RECORDS, Cannonball Adderly, High On Fire, IZZY STRADLIN' and THE JU JU HOUNDS, Waylon Jennings, Mike Nesmith, Johnny Paycheck, The Exploited, GRAM PARSONS, The Flying Burrito Bros., THE DOGS D'AMOUR, The Yardbirds, The Who, Ma Rainey, HERB ALPERT and THE TIJUANA BRASS, The Ramones, Ramblin' Jack Elliot, IKE FUCKIN' TURNER, MC5, Booker T and The MG'S, etc., etc., etc.

Movies:

All movies staring The Marx Brothers, Head (The Monkees), Midnight Cowboy, Annie Hall, Every Which Way But Loose, Smokey & The Bandit, Used Cars, Ciao Manhatten, Rock & Roll High School, The Warriors, The Maltise Falcon, The Blues Brothers, Honeysuckle Rose, Kentucky Fried Movie, Easy Money, Blazing Saddles, Rosemary's Baby, Alphaville, Slapshot, etc., etc., etc,

Television:

Family Guy, WKRP IN Cincinatti, Mr. Show, B.J. & The Bear, Sheriff Lobo, Dave Allen At Large, etc., etc., etc.

Books:

William T. Vollman, Bukowski, Edger Allen Poe, Dylan Thomas, Kerouac, Kinky Freidman, Ishmal Reed, Brenda Shaugnessey Greil Marcus, etc., etc., etc.

Heroes:

Kris Kristofferson & Dr. Johnny Fever

My Blog

Bandit Hearts - (First Page)

               The boy's stomach was in knots. It was an obvious observation. I held the gat tightly in my right hand & pointed a go...
Posted by Gary Camaro on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

The Jukebox's Blues

                         It wasn't what she said that made me snap, but the way she said it....
Posted by Gary Camaro on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

The Ballad Of Addison Black (Part 1)

                          He heard it off in the distance. From about a quarter of a mi...
Posted by Gary Camaro on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:43:00 PST

Half Past The Hour Of What Could Have Been

The retched disembodiment that pours down the back of my throat like pride on fire and fuels my uncomfortable sobriety my flesh of unwanted disdain my bottle of broken English that I accidentally kno...
Posted by Gary Camaro on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

Whitehaven Heaven

It was the on bank of the Irish Sea the tides rolled in cold & desolate like the eyes of a begger with empty palms, forsaken & scalped a Whitehaven heaven that danced around my hunger & le...
Posted by Gary Camaro on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:55:00 PST

Laying On The Corner Of Irving Park Rd. & Insomnia

           She laughs at me from under my pillow. I can hear her cackle in the darkest of morning. The digital neon crawls stagnant in my vision like ...
Posted by Gary Camaro on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:30:00 PST

The Ballad Of Baby New Year

          I attempted to breath. The night was stale & littered with rhyme. It crept upon me like radiation. My bones become jelly & sarcastic to t...
Posted by Gary Camaro on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:22:00 PST

L.A. Bound & Frowning

              Morning glorious & Pacific time zone bright shining across the bluest sky hed ever stared at before without a blink. The ir...
Posted by Gary Camaro on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:11:00 PST

"The Death Of Music City" (The first two chapters)

She played the roll of tangible amongst the tail of downtowns shake, rattle & roll another number blues. The scat that sat with my lingo, stirring & fishing for the lime that sat like a sunken...
Posted by Gary Camaro on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:56:00 PST

An Excerpt From "Jesus In Boots" (An Epic Work In Progress)

          They seemed to be driving forever. The A.M. sounds of Hank Snow crackle from the dashboard blues. She lies slumbering. Curled tightly by night, r...
Posted by Gary Camaro on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:59:00 PST