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Gay Retard

I was raised by a Casio keyboard.

About Me

New Ballzack video I directed. AMAZING!
A Rainbow In Marrero from ballzack on Vimeo .

My Interests

I've been told that I have nice eyes and a smooth sack. I also enjoy long walks on the beach and cussin'.Other things I like: people with SLIGHTLY crooked teeth, penguins, tight pants, triathlons(not kidding), small breasts, three wheelers, chinese fire drills, creative people(who have jobs and STILL like to party and perhaps get faded), songs with a girl's name as the title, if you can do something cool and physically demanding(like kung fu or hula-hoop for an hour).Message me if you want to know more about my junk.

I'd like to meet:

Friendly robots. I am constantly in pursuit of the following: fun, excitement, pleasure, diversion, mischief, recreation. Knowing me will be an adventure for you. If you want a free t-shirt go to the contact page at www.EvolutionSyndicate.com and send me your size, sex, and address. The shirts are rad and as long as I have them in stock, you will get one at no charge.

Music:

www.EvolutionSyndicate.com

Movies:

www.EvolutionSyndicate.com

Television:

www.EvolutionSyndicate.com

Books:

www.EvolutionSyndicate.com

Heroes:

see Fool: a Hero Story at www.EvolutionSyndicate.com

My Blog

Lil Doogie

Lil Doogie video I directed. So funny watch it. Lil' One (music video) from lil Doogie on Vimeo....
Posted by Gay Retard on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:34:00 PST

deep south leprechauns

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Posted by Gay Retard on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:48:00 PST

It's true.

Yes, we're getting married in October. Check out this video of this guy getting TAZERED. ...
Posted by Gay Retard on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:13:00 PST

Mikey goes West

So I'm working on a top secret reality show for Spike TV and we're traveling all around the country. I can't say anything about the show, but I can say that it has a Lamborghini in it. I still have an...
Posted by Gay Retard on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

Earthquake

Yeah, I was in Hawaii for the earthquake. It was totally blown out of proportion. I have a ton of pictures of us jumping off cliffs and stuff, but I lack the technology to shrink the photos and put th...
Posted by Gay Retard on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST

HAWAII...

about to take the air jordan to Waikiki. Leaving tomorrow morning and coming back sunday morning. Beckers and I will be visiting Oahu, Maui, the big island, and Kauai. Corey @ L.I.F.T. told me I HAVE ...
Posted by Gay Retard on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:05:00 PST

Loosest slots in town

So I've been doing alot of work on the old internet and shooting alot of stuff on the weekends. My website...www.evolutionsyndicate.comhas a ton of new stuff on it like HOW TO do taxidermy...plus a ...
Posted by Gay Retard on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST

Ratatat

We went to the Ratatat show last night at the Republic. Those nerds in the crowd sure love there electronic singing guitars and drum machines. It was fresh. Even these guys were there. Hey that looks ...
Posted by Gay Retard on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

Architecture in Helsinki and The Blow

 It was a good little show last night. Khaela from The Blow seemed like she was on blow. Her set was her dancing on stage and singing to some mp3s played by a girl who had iTunes on a laptop in t...
Posted by Gay Retard on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:20:00 PST

Another NEW trailer from my documentary

http://www.evolutionsyndicate.com/films/fool1.php
Posted by Gay Retard on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:30:00 PST