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Colleenus the Penis

A dragqueen stuck in a homophobic gay mans body!

About Me

HOT Myspace Layouts Well hello big boy! Im currently making myself at home in Sydney, Australia, which is a far cry from the Western Isles of Scotland where i was born and brought up. Before finding my way over to Oz, i spent 6 years in Glasgow, were i got my design degree, fell into the ugly underworld of the club scene and made some of my best and closest friends - I miss you guys! Setting off on my world tour in early 2006, i planned to visit NY, LA, the cook isles, figi, Oz, Thialand and Japan - however i seem to have ground to a hault in Sydney where i am very happy. I'm kept busy working at The Colombian hotel on Oxford St, binge drinking and chilling out on the beach.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQs316I1awE

My Interests

Making the most of my time travelling, taking in all the different cultures as well as some of the big club nights, gigs and DJ's. Of course any time spent in the local Karaoke club, is time well spent too! Enjoy nights in with a bottle of cider and a dodgy 80's DVD, or hitting the town and being the last man standing!

I'd like to meet:

Just here to chat to friends, but not opposed to finding new friends either!

Music:

Love it! Lots respect for all the musicians out there, its my lifetime ambition to be in a band, but my talent goes as far as bad karaoke, which i also love!Belle and Seb, The Killers, THE MICROSLUTS, The Haze, TEXAS, The Lost Prophets, THE SCISSOR SISTERS, Goldfrapp, The Zutons, Gilrs Aloud, The Jackson 5, Donna Summer, Audiobullies, FAITHLESS to name but a few. What Queen Song Are You?
Killer Queen-you are the diva to rule all divas! Got quite a taste for designer fashion and hot clothes.
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You are Del Marquis. You aren't exactly heading the band, but the band would be missing a lot without you.
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Movies:

Jesus Chris Superstar - "Whats the buzz, tell me whats a happening?!"

Television:

Which NCIS Character Are You?
Congratulations! You are most like lab technician and evidence analyst Abigail "Abby" Sciuto! You are always cheerful and effervescent. Some people would say you are a little eccentric and strange, but that's what makes you so great! You are intelligent and sarcastic, making everyone's day. The world needs more cheerful people like you!
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Heroes:

Freddie Mercury - "Like a sex machine ready to oh-ooh-oooh-EXPLOOODE!"

My Blog

Winter

Winters here - BOO!  Its been pissing down for the past few days here in Sydney and im missing the sunshine already.  Its bloody typical as soon as I shave my mohawk back in and start s...
Posted by Colleenus the Penis on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:06:00 PST

Loving it, but what next????

Hey guys and girls, this is long over due, but need your help, read on... So still in sunny Sydney and loving it, i've started a new job in a bar right across the road from our amazing flat which i sh...
Posted by Colleenus the Penis on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:38:00 PST

The best bar....ever!

I went for a job interveiw today, first impressions were not good, it was big place called the Ancient British Hotel which was falling to pieces, however that was just on the outside! When i got insid...
Posted by Colleenus the Penis on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:46:00 PST

Ozzy mobile number...

The good people at vodafone have cut me off, so im now on the run from my 300pound (no pound sign on these ozzy keyboards) phone bill. In the mean time i've got a wee pay as you go number which is... ...
Posted by Colleenus the Penis on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:48:00 PST

I'm of to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!

Hi guys, Time for another update!  Well since last time, i have again been partying far too hard, but calmed down a little as it was a choice of eating or goin' oot tae the dancin' some days! I l...
Posted by Colleenus the Penis on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:08:00 PST

I've just popped my blog cherry

Hi guys and girls, Welcome to my first blog, thought it was about time i got my arse in gear and wrote something, and after some hassling from my so called 'friends', here we are! So the story to dat...
Posted by Colleenus the Penis on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 02:48:00 PST