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John is...CATMAN

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Name: John
Birthday: August 17th
Birthplace: Ohio, Hilcrest
Current Location: Who knows?
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown-ish, it morphs itself.
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Irish, Slovenian, Hungarian, and some other -ian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans Estillos
Your Weakness: Rock Music, and/or Food. They can go together.
Your Fears: Anything bigger or as big as an Ape charging at me.
Your Perfect Pizza: Onions, sausage, chicken, and small red peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive with dignity and GPA in tact,
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "No...I still have to beat the ninjas...noooo...."
Your Best Physical Feature: No comment.
Your Bedtime: Technically 10, but I stay up to listen to the Ipod
Your Most Missed Memory: Anything that made someone laugh.
Pepsi or Coke: They're the same thing!! Copsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: The BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: Whatever happens to work.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Again, same thing, but Lipton is sweeter.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Not a coffee person...nah...
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: $&% YEAH!
Do you Sing: Badly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Yes. Don't know where yet, tho.
Do you want to get Married: Sure.
Do you belive in yourself: I belive in myself enough.
Do you get Motion Sickness: A little...
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh, definitely.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: Pretty much.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes. Piano, Trombone, Bad Guitar, and bad Drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Blood of Christ. That's about it.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ....Um...no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Somewhere around 5
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm not a skinny or a dipping person...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: If you count that handful of fries, yep.
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: No way.
How do you want to Die: I die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hmmm...Stand-up comic or Bad Radio Host.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, or Idaho.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't really matter.
Short or Long Hair: Don't Really care.
Height: Don't really care
Weight: Don't really care.
Best Clothing Style: Clothes.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: A lot, and an Ipod to boot.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot.
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My Interests

Stand Up Comedy, making an ass of myself, Trying to learn guitar, Trombone, video games, and I have a ton of DVD's of funny movies. I really enjoy anything that can make me laugh or involves music.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet a ton of people. My time frame just says no. With all the important things I obviously do daily. But If I could at any time meet Bam Margera, Ana Beatriz Barros, Lewis Black, or anyone else somewhat or mostly famous, I would totally mark out. Because meeting Kenny, as awesome as he may be, just doesn't constitute as "famous person"

Music:

Nirvana, Trapt, Staind, Incubus, Disturbed, My Chemical Romance, Guns 'N' Roses, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Coldplay, System of a Down, TRUSTcompany, Thrice, Lostprophets, Fall Out Boy, Slayer, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Exies, Breaking Benjamin, Hot Hot Heat, The Dead Sixties, Story of the Year, Submersed, Motley Crue, H.I.M., Clutch, The Cure, Smile Empty Soul, OUR LADY PEACE, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Marilyn Manson, Ozzy Ozbourne, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Rise Against, Alien Ant Farm, Pantera, Taproot, chevelle, The Who, a perfect circle, Soil, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Van Halen, Tool, Korn, The Offspring, Jimmy Eat World, White Stripes, Green Day, Audioslave, Soundgarden, 30 Seconds to Mars, Smashing Pumpkins, Mudvayne, 311, Static-X, Nine Inch Nails, Theory of a Deadman, Slipknot, Velvet Revolver, Soundtrack of Our Lives, Shadows Fall, The Sterophonics, Switchfoot, Avenged Sevenfold, Franz Ferdinand, Seether, Dark New Day, Rolling Stones, 10 Years, Kanye West, Cradle of Filth, CKY, Death Cab for Cutie, Motion City Soundtrack, Saosin, Matchbook Romance Monkey Jacket, Gnar Kill, Turbonegro, Dream Theater, Dr. Salt, The Distractions, AFI, The Raconteurs, Beck, the Shins, Bullet for My Valentine, the Deftones, Panic! at the Disco, All That Remains, SCREW COUNRTY!!! ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
a better battle of the bands
Radiohead or Smashing Pumpkins: Radiohead
Queen or Pink Floyd: Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath: Damn...Led Zeppelin
Aerosmith or The Who: The Who
Rancid or Op Ivy: Rancid
Nirvana or Soundgarden: Nirvana
Rage Against the Machine or Audioslave: Audioslave
Slayer or Slipknot: Slipknot...I dunno why.
Godsmack or System of a down: System of a Down
The Sex Pistols or the clash: The Sex Pistols
Guns and Roses or AC/DC: Damn, again...AC/DC
Nofx or MxPx: MXPX
The Used or the distillers: The Used
Sublime or No Doubt: Sublime
Flogging Molly or the dropkick murphys: Flogging Molly
The Strokes or The Vines: The Strokes
The White Stripes or The Hives: The White Stirpes
Anti - Flag or Blackflag: Blackflag
Eric Clapton or Jeff Beck: Eric Clapton
Reivs or smile empty soul: Smile Empty Soul
Red Hot Chili Peppers or Incubus: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Pennywise or Bad Religion: Bad Religion
Cake or Greenday: Green Day
HIM or AFI: H.I.M.
Clutch or Cold: Clutch
Bush or 30 seconds to mars: 30 Seconds to Mars
Rush or The Allman Brothers Band: Rush
Phish or U2: U2
Billy Talent or the Descendents: The Descendants
the slackers or CKY: CKY
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Movies:

Austin Powers Series, Star Wars Series, Starsky and Hutch, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Evolution, Mission Impossible, James Bond Series (Old Stuff, new movies suck ass), 40 Year Old Virgin, Fight Club, Dawn of the Dead, Alien VS Predator, Lord of the Rings (Me = Super Nerd), Tim Burton's the Nightmare Before Christmas, UHF, Drumline, Bruce Almighty, Dane Cook: Retaliation DVD, Lewis Black: Black on Broadway, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, See No Evil, The Longest Yard (both), Kicking and Screaming, Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore, 50 First Dates, Mr. Deeds, X-men Series, The Ringer, The Producers, Haggard, Tomy Boy, Napolean Dynamite, CKY Series, Jackass the Movie, Jackass Number 2, Nacho Libre, Ali G N DA HOUUSZE, Pirates of the Carribean Series, Orange County, Click, Borat (Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation Kazahkstan), The 300, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, This is Spinal Tap, Shaun of the Dead, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Talladega Nights

Television:

Viva La Bam, WWE stuff (always fun), The Sara Silverman Program, The Office, Monday Night Football, Sportscenter, Jackass, Comedy Central Presents, Family Guy, American Dad, Bam's Unholy Union, Attack of the Show, Premium Blend, Blue Collar TV, Spongebob (If you don't love Spongebob, you're a terrorist), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Stella, Chappelle's Show, World Stands Up, Homewrecker, Punk'd, Headbanger's Ball, Reno 911, The Simpsons, South Park, Drawn Together (Season 1), Mr. Show with Bob and David, Mind of Mencia, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Perfect Hair Forever, Futurama, Samurai Shamploo, The Brak Show, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Robot Chicken, The Surreal Life, Team Sanchez, Wonder Showzen, The Showbiz Show with David Spade, Too Late with Adam Corolla, Dr. Katz, Wildboyz, Hogan Knows Best, Help Me Help You, Distraction, Crank Yankers, Rover's Morning Glory Fight Night, The Dudesons, Criss Angel MINDFreak, Pros vs Joes, Dancing with the Stars (The only show that could make Jerry Springer look like more of an ass.)

Books:

Artemis Fowl Series, I Had the Right to Remain Silent *But I Didn't Have the Ability* by Ron White, Pendragon Series, Nothing's Sacred by Lewis Black, America: A History of Democracy Mockumentary by Jon Stewart and the Daily Show, Git-R-Done by Larry the Cable Guy, The DaVinci Cod: A Fishy Parody by Don Brine

Heroes:

Eddie Gurrero, Mitch Hedburg, Chris Farley, Kurt Cobain. (ALL RIP, hope they're up there having a great time), Carlos Mencia, Lewis Black, Ozzy, and Don Vito.

My Blog

Winter Playlist and Happy New Year

I've been on Itunes with a constant, so here's by Winter '07 Playlist. -Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology) -The Strokes feat. Eddie Vedder-Prayer of the Refugee - Rise Against-Famous Last Words - ...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

Why Kmart is nearing death...

Riddle me this: I got the Khols and I buy a pair of jeans that are pretty nice, by a general standard and they're 18.99. Not bad. Not even on sale. So, why then, when I travel to ye olde KMart, I find...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:12:00 PST

Florida Vacation 1: Into the storm?!

So, I got back from Florida yesturday, and, yeppers, it was a hoot. We took off on time, and everyhting went pretty smoothly for the first hour (Scheduled landing was @ 2:30). So, It's, ah, 1. We ente...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:07:00 PST

The Rumored "Emo/Screamo" thing...

WOOOOOOOOT!!! School's out, biznatches! I told a few ppl about this, so, yes, I'm trying to do a dumb screamo/emo song with Charlie Fox and Craig. We might have Nick on guitar, but since he can only p...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:21:00 PST

Next Conspiracy Busted: 9/11

Anyone who goes on google and lcikc on a dumb ad pop-up has probably heard of this new tape floating around the net. and this tape is creepy unless you know what's behind it: This young producer tries...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:03:00 PST

2006: The Year of Alternative?

Alternative Rock is getting huge all of a sudden, but look at how 2006 is going for the genre; -Red Hot Chili Peppers, innovators of the genre, return with a kick-ass double disc CD set.-Dresden Dolls...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Sun, 21 May 2006 04:56:00 PST

Conspiracists = A-holes

Riddle me this, hmm? Everyone who has been reading the papers or watching the news or checking the net knows about this damn "6/6/06" theory. For those uneducated in Biblogical terms, 666 is the sign ...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:24:00 PST

The Itunes Playlist from New York

I was flipping though my I-whatever stuff, and I came across the list of songs I listened to the entire time I was in New York for the trip in Feburary. I dig it. Check it out: Death Cab for Cutie: Ma...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:46:00 PST

John Stevens on GLOBAL WARMING

No one will shut up about Global Warming anymore. I myself don't see the plot of this problem. A report was released early last week by some award winning scientist. The report was supposed to be on t...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:45:00 PST

Gave in and got a virtua pet

I got one of those virtual pets at the bottom of the screen. If you want to mess with it, click on more, and clikc on and drag the steak to get the wolf to eat it. Chingow! What the hell happened to t...
Posted by John is...CATMAN on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 05:47:00 PST