zachary allen (RIP Mike "The Man" Miller

I'm Ashley.
I like funk.
Looking at people makes me laugh.
I really don't like when someone says something in class that wasn't even funny and everyone laughs.
It makes me embarrassed about my life.
I also don't like when people laugh extremely hard and forcibly in movie theaters, and again, it wasn't funny.
It also makes me embarrassed about my life.
Especially when they say "Hoh that was a slap!" and then add a 'lil chuckle.
I like when it smells like nothing.
I don't like trying to make everyone happy. But I have to.
I wish my school was like one in a movie. As of now, I could not hate it more.
And I'm pretty sure I'm wasting my life.
I like different words for penises. Here are a few of my favorites:
meat man, beef tenderloin, wang, schlong, dong, willy, knob, shaft, chode, member, wanker, weinerschnitzel, sausage, winky, doodlie, caca, ding-dong, and dinkus.
I don't like people with abrormally large/ an excessive amount of moles.