theo adams

About Me

im a behemoth. if you stand (or sit) me next to a normal sized person they will automatically appear 3x smaller.

im really unintelligent so i cuss a lot. i mean, a lot.
my social skills are terrible.

my fighting is ultimate:
and in this one i beat up a racist: Theo vs. Jeff

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My Interests

likes:
+ doing it.
+ dancing.
+ putting my foot up in the car.
+ playing try and snatch it and winning.
+ not waking up alone.
+ a car with windshield wiper fluid, no front-end dent, and all the insulation well intacked.

dislikes:
+ the smell of mold.
+ that time i did acid.
+ walking through spiderwebs.

I'd like to meet:

no one. the first impressions i make are appalling.

Movies:

Television:

Books:

i mostly just read magazines. books are for poor people.

i dont hate you, theo. sometimes i just wish you were never born.