LIFE HAS BEEN PRETTY RADICAL EVER SINCE MY FATHER ODIN SENT ME TO MIDGAARD TO LEARN THE WAYS OF MORTAL MAN.
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sitting in my room and playing my guitar which is usually in some kind of jackass tuning, reading a book and isolating myself from other people, making really good espresso drinks, generally being pretty awesome and quick-witted, practicing my grumbling and under-the-breath razor sharp knives of caustic humor, sideways glances, satisfying cigarettes, scratches and burns on my hands that make me look tough, ignoring the future, distorted guitar, flannel, dungeons and dragons, revolutionary thought, books about how society disconnects a man from his soul, sitting in my car.
I guess I'm mostly interested in meeting outcasts, misfits, the socially awkward, punk rockers, drinkers, sweaterpeople, daydreamers, sleepdreamers, non-sleepers, speakers, spitters, sputterers, stutterers, smellykids, the tender, the sensitive, poets, writers, active people, radical dudes, revolutionaries, asian girls who will quote jawbreaker to me, any girl who will quote jawbreaker to me, members of jawbreaker, liz freeman, rock and rollers, knife fighters, time travellers, horny rage-filled youth, loving mother gaia, father sol, his happy fools, his clowns, candymakers, bike riders, residents of the dimension that exists just beyond every mirror, throat slitters, authors of books, scratchers, scrapers, video game characters, comic book nerds, hung-over emo kids, people on the verge of breaking their edge, human beings made entirely out of scrap iron, magicians, wizards, sorcerors, warlocks, witches, ghosts, werewolves, elves, eagles, bulls, rams, executioners, angry gas station attendants, longhairs, girls who sell flowers, flowers, sunbeams, people who can ride moonbeams, moonbeams, punchers, lovers, the compassionate, the balding, other people who have limps, drum machine programmers, merchants of noise, history buffs, directors of foreign films, a steady fuck (oh steady, steady where are you?), f. scott fitzgerald, the bearded, people who stare at walls, pounding surf, sunsets, clouds, a girl I can play like a guitar (fingering interesting chords on the fretboard of her flesh), couriers, human metaphors, readers, lovers of the arcane, people who don't fucking pussy around with being a human.
Who I'd prefer to avoid: businesspeople, writers of advertisements, phonies, squares, poseurs, scene-destroyers, members of annoying crowds who ruin drinking with your friends, people who take their lives seriously, people who take their jobs seriously, pencil pushers, insurance claim adjusters, republicans, the backwards, the religious, level zero commoners, attenders of college, non-punk rockers (I'll decide what punk rock is, thank you very much), the popular, the in crowd, the boring, being boring is a sin, whores, people who would sell our values down the river, chuck palahuniuk fans, people who care far too much about their clothing, the uptight, the socially confident, men who treat women like objects, people who drink at the beauty bar, people who shut off their inner monologue, members of the establishment, perpetuators of the orthodoxy, tyrants, fascists, killers, people without souls, the self-obsessed, the vain, non-talkers, non-dreamers, the hegemon, bland indie rockers, scenesters, dudes who get trendy haircuts, assholes and dickheads and people who say stupid things.
i have a picture of you and me in brooklyn.
movies featuring a young jack nicholson, samurai, or are set in a post-apocalyptic future are my favorite kind.
my name is earl, documentaries.
i hate books
toshiro mifune, arto lindsay, mossadegh, sargon the great.