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Brooke

i think the reason my blood pressure is so good is because im always laying down.

About Me

I'm incredibly judgmental. Almost no one holds up to the intense criticisms and intricate series of mental tests. Those who do, however, are constantly slapped in the face by amusement and love. It works out.

My Interests

lowering my standards, avoiding joan the landlord, the ghost in our hallway, riding the exercise bike for 45 minutes, new recipes, terrible sleep, financial independence.

I'd like to meet:

I'd rather meet a creepy old man than a mean one.

Music:

guitars, cellos, violins, melodicas, bass, drums, harps, flutes, claps, harmonicas, banjos, singing bowls, voices high and low, white noise, bells, lindsays fingers

Movies:

let's go.

Television:

paranormal investigation documentaries, the office, project runway, it's always sunny in philadelphia, arrested development, roseanne.

Books:

about pathology, and anything from the 19th-20th century.

Heroes:

florence nightingale, ghosts, my dear friends, roseanne.