Born in Detroit, raised in Montreal, Steven Crowder really had nothing going for him until he turned twelve. It was at that age that he was awarded the (coveted) role of voicing the character "The Brain" on the hit children's TV series "Arthur". The role immediately launched him into the realm of "Babe Magnet". With this in mind, he continued down the path of acting (in both voice, TV and film) until he came to the realization that he was no longer physically attractive. Now that his baby-fat cheeks had left him he realized that he needed a new "hook "to catch the ladies. Frantically, he searched for the answer until one summer, backstage at the "Just for Laughs" comedy festival, the art of stand-up comedy caught his eye. He approached a famous comedian and received advice on how to get started in the business, after which he was escorted from the premises, fined a hefty sum and brutally beaten. Once the feeding tube was removed, Steven sauntered down to a local comedy club to try his hand at the trade. The throwing of vegetables and angry screams of the crowd created and incredible "rush", upon which Steven became immediately addicted and he never looked back.
Steven continues to act and perform his stand-up across both the U.S.A and the less glamorous tundra, desert wasteland of Canada. If you're still reading this, you probably want the last two minutes of your life back.
