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B-dub

If Hind-Sight Is 20/20, I Must Be Blind!

About Me

Too often people suppose that humor is a garnish for the meat of one’s personality, a sauce by which a dull dish is made palatable. A good personal sense of humor has no such separate entity; it is nondetachable; unfilterable commentary. A sincere expression of self.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

OLD FRIENDS AND NEW ONES!!

Music:

Some people use this space to list a good number of artists they enjoy. For me there are literally far too many. It would be a grave injustice to anyone who got left off my list. Let's just say: You name it - I love it!! (except J-Lo!!)

Movies:

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Television:

Cheers, LOST,Chuck, My Name Is Earl, SVU, CSI, House, The Office, Friends, Heroes, Monk, Family Guy, SNL & Conan O'Brien

Books:



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My Blog

Brief History of My Past 30 Years . . .

Sunday, January 21, 2007 ..>..> ..> A brief history of my 30 years . . . ..> ..> ..>..> ..> 1978..>..>..>..>..> January I arrive!! So does Saturday Night Fever June Grease hits theate...
Posted by B-dub on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:48:00 PST

A Note Placed in the Pay Envelope of Billy "The Piano Man" Joel

A NOTE PLACED INTHE PAY ENVELOPE OFBILLY "THE PIANO MAN" JOEL. - - - - Hi, Billy, It's hard to find time to talk at the club since I'm busy managing the place and you're at the piano. And we need to ...
Posted by B-dub on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:19:00 PST

When Insults Had Class

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."-- Winston Churchill"A modest little person, with much to be modest about"-- Winston Churchill"I have never killed a man, but I have r...
Posted by B-dub on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:17:00 PST

Never Talk on the 1st Date

People are so impatient nowadays. Everyone's rushing to find someone, get married, settle down, and have kids. Call me old- fashioned, but I believe in taking things slow. That's why I never talk on t...
Posted by B-dub on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:46:00 PST

101 Most Influential People Who Never Lived

Influential people list   E-mail | Save | Print | Subscribe to stories like this ..   The 101 most influential people who never lived:   IMAGINARY LUMINARIES: &nbs...
Posted by B-dub on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:50:00 PST

Reverse Life Cycle

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.  You get kicked out for bein...
Posted by B-dub on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

The Buffalo-Beer Theory

It's like this, a herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as it's slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's slowest and weakest members are killed first. This natural selection is good for...
Posted by B-dub on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 07:05:00 PST