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Eric

Why hello...I don't exist

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI'm mostly boring, really. I wouldn't even bother getting to know me if I were you.

My Interests

Reading, Writing, and Rhetoric (the original 3 R's), Photoshop, Procrastination, Painting, Video games, Thinkin' 'bout stuff, Graphic Novels, and the creation of infinite parallel universes over which I alone can rule as God, Devil, Savior or Destructor as fits my mood (I took a class on Divine Astral Command at MAC).

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Spacey, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Baraka de Mortal Kombata, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaimen, a real-life board-certified ninja, Ken Kesey's reanimated LSD-fueled corpse, the black hole at the center of the galaxy, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, and Sarah Vowell

Music:

Radiohead, Bob Marley, Ben Folds, Jimi Hendrix, ACDC, Bob Dylan, Outkast, System of a Down, The Shins, Interpol, Ella Fitzgerald, Duke Ellington, Billie Holliday, mc Chris, Robert Johnson, Cake, Queens of the Stone Age, Gorillaz, The New Pornographers, Johnny Cash, Seu Jorge, Led Zeppelin, Eagles of Death Metal, David Bowie, Son House, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, MC5, Tom Petty

Movies:

12 Angry Men, Requiem for a Dream, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Donnie Darko, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Garden State, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Jarhead, American Beauty, Scarface, Waking Life, Sin City, V for Vendetta

Television:

Adult Swim (it's my only religious observance), Conan O'Brien, CNN, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Scrubs

Books:


Some Favorites: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Good Omens, Fight Club, The Godfather, American Gods, Sin City, Bone, Assassination Vacation, V for Vendetta, The Watchmen, The Stranger.
Currently reading: The Sun Also Rises, this time not for class, and I'm enjoying it much more. Also, Fragile Things by Neil Gaiman.

My Blog

I...I don't know

One day, Douglas Normand woke up different.  He tried to open his eyes, only to find he had none.  He would have jolted from bed, but found he had no limbs with which to provide any sort of ...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST

Strange weather brings strange occurrences

    Something about the storm brings the crazy out in everyone.  Oh, what an astute observation, no one's ever thought of that one before.  Yes, it is an age-old belief right ...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:09:00 PST

An Addict's Story

Pacman sighed as he looked at the plate of leafy green vegetation sitting on the table before him. With a look of disgust upon his face, he reached for his fork. Two menacing chunks of silver returned...
Posted by Eric on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:52:00 PST

Here's some crap for ya

If the host of angels held my handI'd dare to dream to flyTil that timeI'll cease to seekmy answers in the skyAnd if the wordIs in the earththrough his grand designI see no proofof common groundon whi...
Posted by Eric on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:15:00 PST

Huh............I really should probably be sleeping

I just tried to post a comment on my own profile because I'm a sad, lonely person like that...and apparently I have to be friends with myself to do so.  No big deal, I always got along alright wi...
Posted by Eric on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 12:23:00 PST

A Quote

Just read this and found it interesting.  So prophetic... "I think that the proposition of going to Baghdad is also fallacious.  I think if we were going to remove Saddam Hussein we would h...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 12:08:00 PST