Lessons from the 80's |
CARTOON: G.I. JoeLESSON: Knowing is half the battle. The other half of the battle is kicking Cobra's terrorist ass. And with the coolest soldier codenames ever --Snake Eyes, Duke, Lady Jaye, Shipwrec...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:10:00 PST |
the Axis of Just as Evil |
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, China and Syria announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be more evil than that stupid I...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:24:00 PST |
Why Guys Are So Quiet In Bed. |
Someone once asked me, "Why are guys so quiet in bed." And while this is by no means true for all guys, here is my answer.Guys are quiet in bed because we are too busy thinking. You heard me ri...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:11:00 PST |
Women Should Never Ask... |
There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine.
The five questions are:
1 - "What are you thinking?"2 - "Do you love me?"3 - "D...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:23:00 PST |
A Lesson In Statistics |
I was riding to Dearbon yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:58:00 PST |
Anatomy Of A Relationship |
Her Side of the Story:
He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault beca...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:40:00 PST |
I-75 or Bust!!! |
Very few things in life can test the strength of ones sanity quite like getting stuck in a traffic jam with one of your former g/f's on the way to the airport, granted though that ...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:02:00 PST |
Life Can Be Pretty Hard When Your Stupid. |
Now Im not calling anyone stupid here, but I suppose we all have those moments sometimes that make us wonder...
Ok, so here is what happened. I saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car today...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:24:00 PST |
Marketing 101: For Women |
I took Marketing Stratagies last semester as an elective. Great class, I really learned alot, but others had trouble with it. People would often ask for an explanation of different Marketing aproaches...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:34:00 PST |
I Have Anger Issues When It Come To Confronting The Cops |
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, h...
Posted by /=ZakiR=\ on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:45:00 PST |
