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MATTY G!

You are very exotic looking. Was your dad a GI?

About Me

I'm just your average guy...in my spare time i wrestle alligators, (not crocodiles those things are fuckin huge), get in street fights, and design the costumes for the video game Mortal Kombat (they don't pay me for the last one, but i do it because I'm an artist god damn it),seriously though.....right now i'm an aspiring stand up comic, if you want to check out my stuff live, take a gander at my calender below or just message me and i promise i'll perform somewhere other than your dreams.....yes, YOUR DREAMS!

My Interests

I've always been interested in being a robot, i mean i am "a machine", but i want to be a robot. definitlety interested in tantric sex...i'd say the kama sutra but, i'm not quite a master of the missionary position yet. i'd love to tell you more but then i'd have to kill you...WITH MY CHARM!, if you'd like i can be like 95% of the tool bags on this "myspace world we are living in" and say, I love clubbin,gelling my hair, injecting steroids into my anus, and I'm def interested in nailing chicks on myspace lol jk jk...i don't inject steroids into my anus, that's just irresponsible. My real interestes are laying on the beach, anything involving film and music, i do in fact go clubbing or bar hopping. i like live music ,club music, and polka. I LOOVE ALLL MOVIES! i drink budlight, corona, or whatever the drink special is. I oove to meet new people , and yes even new women, however i'd rather talk to them and get to know them by doing something other than going out to eat, I'm not a fan of traditional dates because to be honest , picking at food while interogating someone with retarded questions like "what's ur favorite color?" just loses it's appeal very quickly. I Love to talk and philosophize, will talk to anyone for hours if they let me. i'm always down try something once, otherwise i'd run out of stories....I'm also interested in Rocket science, i'm in the process of trying to build a spaceship out of legos and pretzel rods, wish me luck. NASA HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Counting Crows,LIVE, Oasis, Jack Johnson, Nirvana,Rage against the Machine, Linkin Park,James Brown, Marvin Gaye, The Killers, Pearl Jam, Sublime, Dashboard, Brand New, Finch,Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Foo Fighters, Howie Day,Coldplay, Taking Back Sunday,the four tops, Ben Harper, Otis Redding, The Temptations, Snow Patrol, Radio 4, The Strokes, the Hives, The Vines, The Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Black Crows, Sound Garden, AudioSlave, Chevelle, Stone Temple Pilots, The Beastie Boys, Ryan Adams, The Verve, Gin Blossoms, The Wallflowers,DMB, The Postal Service, Something Corporate, Jeffrey Gaines, Matchbox 20,Cake, Radiohead, Bush, Jet, N.E.R.D., Joe Blow and the Sensitive Sin Killers, Van Morrison, the older stuff by The Ataris, air, PANIC! at the disco,Nas, Crystal method, Sarah McClachlan, wilco,The Roots, Maroon 5, The Animals, Al Green, Tom Petty, Travis, Sugarcult, Starsailor, fallout boy,bloc party, bright eyes, stereophonics, keane , matchbook romance,Goo Goo Dolls, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Verve, Jimi Hendrix,stellastarr,death cab for cutie, damien rice, the decemberists, club music in general, jamrioquai,the bravery,And you will know us by the trail of dead,lou reed and the velvet underground,electric 6 .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..this might be emo....but i love it....one of the best songs ever.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

State of Grace, Boondock Saints, American Beauty, High Fidelity, Braveheart, Moulin rouge, The killer, Hard Boiled, Kevin smith's jersey films, Say Anything, Vanila Sky, The Usual Suspects, Fight club, Theres Something about Mary, Dumb and Dumber, Chinatown, Orgazmo, South Park the movie, Almost Famous, Resevoir Dogs, Killing Zoe, True Romance, Mystic River, Baseketball, The Professional, Seven, The Big Lebowski, Way of the Gun, The Crow,Baz Luhrman's Romeo and Juliet, Snatch, The Ring, Gladiator, Jerry Maguire, Great Expectations( the ethan hawke uma thurman version), Ghost in the Shell, Pulp Fiction, The Matrix Movies, The Lord of the Rings Movies, Star Wars Movies, Matchstick Men, The Butterfly Effect, Equilibrium, Bad Boys 1& 2, The Terminator Movies, Old School, Shrek,The Lion King, The way of the Gun, The exorcist,Akira, la femme Nikita,big fish,west side story, Bullitt, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, Napoleon Dynamite, Tigerland,Go, Enter the Dragon,Sin City, closer, harold and kumar go to white castle, the getaway, bring me the head of alfredo garcia,kingpin, rumble fish, crash,closer,anchorman,my blue heaven

Television:

JETS FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!24, six feet under, the sopranos, the real world,family guy, lucky louie and entrouage. Anything on Mtv, Comedy Central, or cartoon Network generally arouses interests. OH, and never underestimate the drawing power of cheesey dating shows ( I. E. elimidate, the 5th wheel,blind date, etc etc)

Books:

whatever interests me at the moment.

Heroes:

THE GUY WHO INVENTED PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James Dean (not the suasage guy), Chuck Norris, Jimmy Hendrix, Bruce Lee, Adam Duritz, Steve Mcqueen, Sam Peckinpah, John Lennon, Mr. T, your mom.....

My Blog

A VERY SERIOUS SURVEY.

im this bored   1. What does your MySpace headline mean?It's my new pick up line.2. Elaborate on your default photo:picture of johnny depp.3. Who was the last person to make you smile?jenna james...
Posted by MATTY G! on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST

comedic genius!

From the minds of Matt Goodmark and Jason Huhn   In an effort to raise tourism, South Dakota is reaching out to a widely forgotten about demographic, North Korean citizens, These are the campaign...
Posted by MATTY G! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST

random survey

i bulletined this too.....oh the vanity that is me....   How old are you: old enough to gamble..............................WITH MY LIVER!Are you in college, if so where?: If by College you mean ...
Posted by MATTY G! on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:03:00 PST

REST IN PEACE

I regret to inform you that this past weekend, while visiting Atlantic City, I suffered a great loss...my favorite t-shirt, I would like to take a moment to remember my 5-month young shirt with a brie...
Posted by MATTY G! on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:01:00 PST

8/4/05

excuse me sir..... by Megan Robbins   Excuse me sir but, could i just get some bread or maybe a drink perhaps when you get a chance? I don't mean to bother you, but could i just get some water an...
Posted by MATTY G! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST