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josh goregasm.

what hurts more is i would still die for you. . .

About Me

i'll be playing bass for this band soon.
here’s my best shot at trying to describe myself:
i’m josh.
i'm a mess.
i’m vegan.
i play bass.
if you’ll listen and have something to say i’ll talk to you for hours.
i have very bad sleeping habits.
i kinda fall asleep at odd times because of that.
i think that paperback books are cozy. . . you can’t really wrap yourself up in a blanket and get comfortable with hardback book.
i make a wish at 11:11.
it's been the same wish every time for awhile now.
i don't care if it makes me pathetic.
i believe in karma.
i'm not going to prove myself to anyone.
i don't belive in one night stands.
i am a hugger, not a handshaker. . .so if you meet me be ready for a squeeze.
gangsters make me chuckle.
i like to say that i live every day like it's my last.
i have trouble picking favorites for normal things alot.
i am entirely capable of picking odd favorites.
ask me what my favorite song that i ever saw performed live is.
alot of people think they really know me.
i could count the ones that actually do on one hand and have some fingers to spare.
i would do anything to be 17 again.
i'm a never ending story.
loves
intelligent conversations.
long walks.
short walks.
finding irony in everything possible.
good movies.
reading.
theatre.
acting.
pittsburgh.
hugs.
dancing.
applesauce.
nice hips.
pierced or tattooed hips.
ebay.
cozy coffee shops.
di sarrona.
those stupid advertisement games.
alliteration.
adjectives.
coffee.
cuddling.
peanutbutter.
cooking.
people who let me cook for them.
people who help me when i cook for them.
spending time with friends.
living life.
hates
feeling lonely.
stupid questions.
judgemental people.
vanity trains.
guys who treat girls like sex objects.
people who ask what im eating just to question my life.
PpL wHO tYpE lYKe DiS!1!!1.
people who listen to trendy bands because they're so br00tal d00d.
white bread.
edgar snyder.
people who photoshop their pictures so they're attractive.
private profiles.
maryland.
over use of the words bored and random.
banks.
people who hate pittsburgh.
starbucks. . .i'll only go if there's no other coffee shop around.
overly vain/superficial people.
peta.
people who push their views on others.
liers.
cheaters.
heartbreakers.
this will never be complete. i will never be explained entirely in a section of myspace. talk to me.
my new year resolutions
i don't have any new years resolutions this year.
i do though have things that i will accomplish as thoroughly as i possibly can within my power.
if you're 14(fourteen) it's unlikely that i'll add you.
if your profile is private then i have to judge you on your default and headline. private profile adds are rare.

You are 100% Pittsburgh.

Great job! There's nooooo doubt about it. You're from Da Burgh. You deserve a reward, so go have an Ahrn City or two. And GO STILLERS!
How Pittsburgh Are You
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that's the only quiz that deserves to be on my profile.

My Interests

im just living until something feels real.

maybe im famous.
FAKE.
all of my pictures were replaced by the faker

I'd like to meet:

someone who will respect me that i can also respect.
someone genuine.
someone who doesn't hold back.

Music:

70's
punk
metal

80's
punk
metal
some pop
post goth

90's
alt.
indie
metal
grunge
electronica

00's
alt.
indie
metal
post core
dude core
metal core
limited grind core
experimental/electronic

other things also may fall into my interest.

Movies:

i like movies that make you go wow or what the fuck when it's over. i can always go for a good disney flick. the occasional knee-slapper's cool too. . .

Television:

rots your brain. i don't like much tv.

Books:

basically the same as movies. well, except for the part about the disney flicks. i like biographies of neato people too.

favorite author
chuck palahnuik.

favorite book
clockwork orange.

Heroes:

george washington carver.
i fookin love peanut butter.

john travolta.
he defines talent.

james dauray.
he's basically the shiznitt.

My Blog

My internet hates me . . . . . .

Yeah my internet currently has a horrible grudge against me and decided to not work. It should be up by the weekend or early next week but i can't be positive when it will be.
Posted by josh goregasm. on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 10:31:00 PST